HoHan Has Been Busy
Busy updating her MySpace blog that is. In between her hectic schedule of buying fugly clothes, getting flour bombed and making cocktails on the sly, HoHan has written a couple of posts about her partner in pussy and her hatred for Facebook.
Sometime this morning, while SamRo was probably connecting her freckles with her tongue, HoHan wrote this:
oy vey! rumors..just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
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Oy gey! Okay. You can file that under: useless shit you might want need to make small talk with a bitch you don't really like. You know, when you're stuck with a bitch you don't really like and there's an uncomfortable silence, just say, "Oh. You know HoHan and SamRo didn't break up." The bitch will just nod and then you can feel better about yourself knowing that you at least tried.
On Monday, HoHan wrote about how she's having a fight with Facebook. Her life is seriously really stressful:
i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and "log in" name in, a red sentence came up saying..Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE "FAKE" OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just "disable" my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn't even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn't want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same "pets" and so on..
phew! i'm glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change....
Now that Obama is president, I believe that his first priority will be to change Facebook's mistreatment of celebwhores. Don't worry your little gayelle head, HoHan!
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I have a friend who is semi-famous and he had a poser on myspace. I was so jealous! I want to be famous enough to have a poser...*sniff*
Submitted by Caladonia on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:40am.
Good God, she looks beat. I never thought she was all that attractive anyway, but she looks horrid now. Hard to believe she's only 22.
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Cal, she's morphing into her father. She is looking more and more like him every day. What a curse to look like a parent you HATE. SKEERY!
Good God, she looks beat. I never thought she was all that attractive anyway, but she looks horrid now. Hard to believe she's only 22.
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:17am.
Facebook could un-disable her account or even enable it. Better yet, Facebook could ban her for life on the grounds she's too inane even for Facebook.
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And then she'd be the really true "fake" of herself, once and for all.
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Facebook could un-disable her account or even enable it. Better yet, Facebook could ban her for life on the grounds she's too inane even for Facebook.
"The Fake" of my myself!?
what a dimwit.
She's probably just drunk, though.
you rang?
Very stupid,you would think a celebrity would have more important things to do than stress about her facebook.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
She's writing this ridiculous blog in the hopes that the Facebook people will un-disable her fake account?!? Like the Facebook 'people' will be reading her blog...figure out her fake account.. and put it ALL back EXACTLY the way it was.... WTF is this idiot smoking???
With all the blogging, relapsing, public arguing, boozing and shlepping around with her woman to gigs, how in hell does she find time to look for acting work?
What is she 12? Did anyone else read that hearing the voice of a 12 year old, you know those annyoing ones who talk really fast and about useless shit?
Is she wearing a Brock-a-Brella. I see the person holding it, but it does look like a Brock-a-Brella. Google it you dumb fuck!
There must be a Lohan gene that forces their clan to talk about every got damn useless thing that pops into their heads. They all do it.
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What in the hell?! I guess she has nothing better to do. Lo Lo needs to worry about breathing life back into her dead career. Logging into Facebook... Pfft!
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
Cracklish???? Why is she famous?
Submitted by Jaded - the original on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:52pm.
Good Lord, why does this girl look SO OLD??
-it's a litle thing called crack..or if you are classy, cocain
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:09pm.
She set up a fake account with a fake name and that account was disabled because they couldn't verify it was hers and SHE'S COMPLAINING?
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My thoughts exactly.
- i'll second tha was my first thought..so she's saying she even made a fake name and they called it fake..uhh what? also wonder wha her incognito name was...
Submitted by bangheadhere on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:18pm.
we are all fucking doomed when someone complains about logging into facebook. FUCKING DOOMED
- no fucking shit! but i think it's more a general doomed, she is just a little booger in the slimey trash pile
Submitted by maDalice on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:15pm.
That's not an umbrella. It's a gayelle halo
-lol...good call
howsabout a gayhellho?
She looks like SHIT. Two day old hardening shit at that. And not to sound all preachy, but I think she's got bigger issues to worry about than her stupid facebook account. Namely her drinking problem & the fact that she looks almost identical to the zombie chick in that new movie "Trailer Park of Terror":
http://www.sf360.org/images/179.jpg
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/uploads/trailer011108.jpg
Am I right or am I right?
Lastly, why hasn't she used her blog to "clear up" whether or not she really did call Obama the first "colored" president? Is it because that's really what she said? Damn. What a skeezer.
Oh man reading about her issues with facebook made me want to delete mine so bad. She needs to get over this b.s. already...why did I waste ten minutes reading her stupid rant about it too?! I have no life! (cowers into a corner in the fetal position)...I'm sure Obama will make everything better! Hahahaha!
Your face!
I'll always be split on the blogging phenomenon. On one hand, it gives us wonderful blogs such as this one. On the other hand, we have to put up with every damn f*cktard, who has a computer, including dumb celebrities, thinking they need to blog about their stupid, unremarkable lives.
Lindsay, Perez Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Pamela Anderson, P-Diddy, Courtney Love, Rian... the list goes on and on of morons who should not have a blog. Oh and I won't lie, there are many people I personally know who should not be posting their 'poetry' on myspace, or flaunting ridiculous pictures of themselves either.
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Good Lord, why does this girl look SO OLD??
She always looks grumpy..bitch needs a strap on..Ronson take note.
i have a new name for Linds. Lezbehohan
Now be a good little fucktard Linds and have a nice cup o' SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
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The only ones that actually reads Blohan's blog is Blohan and Sammy-Boychick.
Wow, I bet when you look up "BEAT AS FUCK" in the dictionary there's a picture of HOhan. I never realized how pretty she USED to be until I bought the Mean Girls dvd at a thrift store.
Hey! Where can I get one of those umbrella hat beanies? i thought they only came in rainbow nylon!
I'm the Gypsy Acid Queen
Pay me before I start
God, i effing hate LA.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:23pm.
That doesn't apply to dlisters right? huh huh, cause if it does, wow *crickets*!!
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Tits- D-Listers can't afford nose candy, we're pretty much caffeine and chronic types...at least til we get off work! LOL
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:16pm.
these remind me of courtney love's chola maid stealing her shit...that is why, NEVER under any circumstances, get yourself in front of a computer after a coke binge like this cunt has...
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That doesn't apply to dlisters right? huh huh, cause if it does, wow *crickets*!!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
But then, how old is Lindsey? 21? I also stressed over ridiculous, meaningless shit when I was 21...like my favorite brand of hairspray being suddenly discontinued, 'Quantum Leap' getting canceled, the Hardee's closing in my hometown, etc
Um Im 21 and I do have things to stress over..like how am I gunna pay for school If I get layed off? Is the bus guna make be late because of the snow? Do those Bill collectors really have my SS info?......I too wish my only stress was that I couldnt log on to dam facebook
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oye, someone slap her and stuff her face with some saMAN juice to shut her up. this girl needs a job and a life.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:25pm.
My name is Lindsay. L-I-N-D-S-A-Y. I am addicted to myself, attention and cocaine.
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"Lindsay spent 3 months at FireCrotch Rehab then relapsed when she caught a glimpse of herself in a mirror."
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
LOL!
It's gonna take a lot more than Facebook to "un-disable" that one!
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"un-disable"
Lindsay has a way with words.
who in the hell would pretend to be Lindsay Lohan anyway?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
yepyepyep on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:43pm.
can I do a Citizen arrest?
i like doing citizen arrest to retards
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Oh how I wish the biggest stress in my life right now was that I couldn't get into my Facebook account.
But then, how old is Lindsey? 21? I also stressed over ridiculous, meaningless shit when I was 21...like my favorite brand of hairspray being suddenly discontinued, 'Quantum Leap' getting canceled, the Hardee's closing in my hometown, etc
I had no Myspace blog to rant in about the unfairness of life, though. !!!O THE HUMANITY!!!
So, in summary, she really WAS a fake because she wasn't using her real name. DUH.
I think they disabled her account because she's incompetant. They didn't want her to go writing stuff about colored people.
Whatever, red menace...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
can I do a Citizen arrest?
i like doing citizen arrest to retards
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hear, hear Miss Priss.
I was actually even a little bit into it until I heard it a few more times and then my daughter and her friend (10) figured out how to play it, sing it AND dance (most of it - what they could see)it in an afternoon. By then, I just hated it. Loathing.
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Angel_i
LMAO
I read "feminizah" Fuck you Britney! Damn I hate that song
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:17pm.
I'm a little behind on this, but is "lesbian" not an acceptable term anymore?
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No, no.
Now you must choose between Lezzie, Lesbo, Dyke, Butch Bitch or Feminazi:)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:17pm.
"oy vey! rumors.. "
Um....isn't she Irish?
Yeah but you have to suck up to whoever feeds your stupid piehole...
Lilo and SamRod (typo but keeping as I think its appropriate) are made for each other. Two dumb fucks with too much money and time on their hands with nothing better to do than complain on myspace about Facebook deleting their account and PETA flouring their asses. Shame Lilo didn't quite match SamRod for ludicrous, stupid dumb fuck reasoning (i.e. when have you ever seen an animal attack another animal in defence of a human; a family could have made a great meal from that bag of flour - true gems). They're a match made in heaven. But that bitch's career is dead.
My name is Lindsay. L-I-N-D-S-A-Y. I am addicted to myself, attention and cocaine.
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:10pm.
Wow, remove the assistant and the umbrella and she looks like she belongs on a street corner somewhere. Or in a line-up.
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Swear to God, she looks like she should be on Intervention! "My name is Lindsay and I'm addicted to... what's in my purse?"
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
should i have any feelings now that i've been assured by lilo that she and samro are still bumping pusses...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
we are all fucking doomed when someone complains about logging into facebook. FUCKING DOOMED!
I'm a little behind on this, but is "lesbian" not an acceptable term anymore?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"