Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
Too Much Fug For One Cover
These are the last three hos I want to see naked on a damn magazine cover. Are they trying to cause mass nausea with this shit? Most of you probably don't even know who these fuglets are. It's the daughters of Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood and Bob Geldof on Tatler shot by Bryan Adams. Shooting this unfortunate cover is obviously to blame for the crazies coming after Bryan.
They look like three cracked out lot lizards who traded in their clothes for half a rock. Not hot.
And if one of the "great winter fashion trends" includes looking like these nasties, then I'm making like a bear and hibernating until spring.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:16pm.
lizzieb - yes Jo Woods is gorgeous looking and very natural, even now in her 50's. But Leah didn't stand a chance with Ronnie as her dad
True. Poor old Jo, a good looking woman sleeps with ol' scrotum face and gets a fug kid for her trouble. Now he's left her for a teenager. I dunno, like (edited to add: I meant life but I'm keeping it) sucks sometimes.
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Submitted by Cooper2008 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:20am.
Charlie Sheen?!?! really?!... Charlie fuckin' Sheen?!?!
that's the example you're gonna use?!... go get an ad to hand out in the streets of Vegas!
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VOW!they are sexy. Love their dresses. I just found their hot photos on a celeb and millionaire dating site 【sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com】. It's said there are lots of models or even hoollywood star on that site. The rumor says Charlie Sheen found his love on that site last May.
Leah's not only butt-ugly, she's getting ready to spread the fug around: she's pregnant.
Egads!
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Submitted by ineffectual gent on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:27pm.
You're right. The knee near Leah's chin has no lower leg or foot to go with it.
freaky deaky.
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I didn't know Bryan Adams is a photographer also. Seems weird he never married or had kids.
These fugly ass bitches should have OD'd years ago
The Last Of The Famous International Playgirls >.<
There is something seriously wrong with the intertwining of their legs.... Am I tripping or is it some bad photoshopping?
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The one in the middle is the ugliest,Peaches is fuckable but I would be afraid of catching a disease.
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Has anyone noticed the horrible photo editing of these ladies legs?? The legs don't line up right with the bodies the editors want us to believe they belong to. It looks like the legs were edited out then added back or perhaps this photo was shot at three different times then merged together to make it look like they were at the same shoot. Tatler should look to hire a better editor because he or she made them look "other" worldly with their retouching skills.
DAMN! England produces some nasty ass "Rock Daughters". They should have gotten the youngest Jagger, at least she's pretty. Oh but that would probably be pedo or soemthing.
Is it just me or does this look like some low rent skeezer porn? Like Hustler or Penthouse. Ugh this is just nast.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Kimbo Stewart looks the better of the three. She ain't no Supermodel but next to fug and fuggier she looks pretty damn good! Leah wood is very unfortunate looking. That girl was hit by the fugly stick BIG TIME! Obviously she got her Dad's good looks, PMSL!
Fame and money does not equal good looks. Do you hear that Tori Spelling, Leah Wood, Chloe Sevigny, Nicky Hilton, etc, etc?
"They look like three cracked out lot lizards who traded in their clothes for half a rock. Not hot."
yep. That's pretty much the best description of these ladies, in life and appearance.
Proof that Money does NOT buy class. I may look broke in my target boundaries sweater but at least I'm not known worldwide as a methfaced wreck ODing in a dumpster!
I was trying to think of something nice to say but I can't. They look like how I imagine the after effects would be after a nuclear war. Total genetic disasters. All 3 of them. The dads thought they were were moving up in the gene pool by having sex with hot models and pretty groupies. Wrong! The ugly gene prevailed.
Other than that they were created using rockstar sperm, in what way are these "rock babes?" They do not rock. They are not babes. I do not appreciate being lied to.
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Ewwwww!!! They look like anexoric boys who've spent all afternoon playing in their mother's Wet 'n Wild makeup.
The one on the left doesn't look that bad. But the other 2... bleh.
One in the middle..... totally a man trying to be a woman. That's a man baby... yeah!
And the girl on the right.... totally as you say.. looks like she's ready to snarf up that coke on the dirty slimey bathroom floor while she gets banged from behind by some homeless dude.
Who the f is Leah (Ronnie) Wood?!! Ew Kimbo and Peaches are double fugging that cover up BAD!
Your face!
Wow, it's obvious none of their mothers cheated.
Ron Wood's daughter is fug, she looks like she's 40. I think Kimbo looks better with the short hair, and Peaches is kind of cute except for her moronic personality.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:11pm.
Kimberly looks great with short hair (wig?). She's got great DNA from both parents. The other 2? Interesting looking.
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Um, could Leah Wood not afford a hairbrush?
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Shouldn't it be "Tattler"? Was the title font too big?
Being the daughter(s) of a rock star probably sucks, unless you win the lotto like Liv Tyler and her sister, who only got the interesting features from their father, while managing to look gorgeous.
It makes sense when you think about it tho. I mean, rockers don't tend to look good, but women swoon over anything/anyone with some music talent.
So from the get go, it's a 50% chance that you might end up looking like Rod Stewart if your mom is a groupie poised to go to bed with him.
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:16pm.
Personally, there's no way I'm having kids with anyone who doesn't have the features of a small child. I'm taking no chances on my daughter coming out like me!
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I vowed to never have a kid with anyone who did NOT have thin thighs for that very same reason.
*PULKES*
For what it's worth I married a guy with the body of a long distance runner, but we forgot to procreate.
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You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
who reads the Tatler anyway?
the legs are all fucked up....bad photoshop job
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lizzieb - yes Jo Woods is gorgeous looking and very natural, even now in her 50's. But Leah didn't stand a chance with Ronnie as her dad. She could actually have come out a lot worse. The problem is large noses and chins are usually dominant genes (as i dark hair/skin) so will always prevail over the prettier features of the mum. Trust me - my Grandad's features run right through my family to my brother and I, totally wiping out my fair, regular-featured dad. My bro and I both have the big nose, high cheekbones and big head - very annoying! Personally, there's no way I'm having kids with anyone who doesn't have the features of a small child. I'm taking no chances on my daughter coming out like me!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:48pm.
lol! yes, I suppose they'd photoshop their large man-pores and back hair. ;))
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Are you kidding me? Regina Spektor doesn't look like she's been drinking for years and in her late 40's. ---------------------------------------------------That thing in the middle looks like Regina Spector(sp?)
Submitted by denise13 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:28pm.
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Its a cold day in Hell when Kimbo looks the best out of all 3. I always remember when she was with Parasite Hilton and she fell off the motorcycle- what a tool
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And Wonky just went on an laughed her ass off while pretending to help her up. Fuckign bitches...
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:44pm.
It would be interesting to see a bunch of guys posed like that on a magazine cover.
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Particularly the photshopping! LOL!
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Now that we're officially in a recession, in otherwords, the eggheads finally got the memo. Can we do away with these Celebutants? You know, The Ritchies, the Hilton's, Woods, the Stewart's, Ronsons, et al. They're buying real estate in Brooklyn for chrissake, it's exhausting. Where the fuck are the rest of us gonna live? Next thing you know, Peaches Geldof will be my intern and I will have to get HER coffee.
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It would be interesting to see a bunch of guys posed like that on a magazine cover.
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Kimberly got screwed with her dad's looks.
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Submitted by Natalia on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:26pm.
Oh my god, I was so bowled over by the ugliness that I didn't notice what a mess Tatler's made of their legs.
It's a total disaster.
Look at the colour of Kimberley's thigh which then freakishly turns into a calf ten shades
lighter and completely out of proportion. Where's Leah's right leg gone and what's happened to her left?
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omg! I normally notice photoshop a mile off & I didn't either! That's crazy!!! The legs are a hot mess!!! hahaha!!! There's not nearly enough of them either. Probably looked like a mass of spider legs so they edited some out!! Gross!!
Ugly, talentless, self-important, and downright stupid. Case heard and closed.
None of them are pretty, none of them are toned, none of them have any colour to their skin at all (like a hint of tan) they are FUG AS HELL and they look like they smell. Urgh!
Peaches looks like Courtney Love..FUG
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Its a cold day in Hell when Kimbo looks the best out of all 3. I always remember when she was with Parasite Hilton and she fell off the motorcycle- what a tool
THAT PIC LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS
LIKE
FETA ewwwwwwwwww
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Leah is damned ugly. She's working the fug overtime.
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i have no idea who any of those broads are.is the one in the middle a trannie?
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
I'm with Keane here.
And Peaches is insufferable, by all accounts hated by many- very rude and nasty. She looks like her dad, horse face not her mom. I hate this Peaches thing to the point of being irrational. Go away!
Peaches' new tattoos are T A C K Y
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:24pm.
I wonder if they all stuck to the floor when they tried to get up after this pic was taken?
OMG - nasty! LMAO
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Umm, eeww. Why should we care about these three fuglettes? Just 'cause their daddies are famous?
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Seems to me that rock stars only bang pretty women..they seem to bang OUT fugly ugly ones. Poor Peaches. She got slammed bad with the fug stick..and the poor Wood girl got beaten to a pulp. YIKES
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:27pm.
30!!!! Oh my god my momma is 40 and looks a gazillion times better than this hag....wow
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:22pm.
How old is Leah?
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Wondered that myself....she's 30 (b.d. is 22/09/1978).
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