Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
Too Much Fug For One Cover
These are the last three hos I want to see naked on a damn magazine cover. Are they trying to cause mass nausea with this shit? Most of you probably don't even know who these fuglets are. It's the daughters of Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood and Bob Geldof on Tatler shot by Bryan Adams. Shooting this unfortunate cover is obviously to blame for the crazies coming after Bryan.
They look like three cracked out lot lizards who traded in their clothes for half a rock. Not hot.
And if one of the "great winter fashion trends" includes looking like these nasties, then I'm making like a bear and hibernating until spring.
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Oh my god, I was so bowled over by the ugliness that I didn't notice what a mess Tatler's made of their legs.
It's a total disaster.
Look at the colour of Kimberley's thigh which then freakishly turns into a calf ten shades lighter and completely out of proportion. Where's Leah's right leg gone and what's happened to her left?
Live each day as though it’s your last because one day it really will be
But why cant they have some damn underwears on?
I dont need to see those creepy shadow places!
Sometimes there is too much bagina and bologna poney action for my eyes.
MORE PANTIES PLEASE!
Cover it ALL up.
too much fake sexy booooooooooooo!
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What a cheap rip-off The Dixie Chicks' free-speech cover for EntertainmentWeekly.
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WOW....Leah Wood looks rough, marriage is doing her NO favors.
Peaches Honeyblossom is Paula Yates ALL over again...and who in their right mind makes their child's name plural.
Kimbo Stewart in looking like Ivana Trump with all that work.
I guess in the case of rock star children you take the sweet with the sour.
And in this case the sour is mos def their faces.
EGADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
How old is Leah?
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That's a crap picture. Very badly lit and the composition could be a lot better. Not cover material.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Do you know what? Leah Wood is so ugly it's something to be proud of- after all her mum was a groupie so I assume half decent looking back in the day, yet she is as ugly as a bag full of bums. Well played DNA, you cruel bitch.
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Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:16pm.
psst...um...da one in da middle....That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
- NUH UH! She ain't pregnatated.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
psst...um...da one in da middle....That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
My Eyes! My Eyes! I cannot see, I don't wanna see.
Oh the Humanity!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Kimberly looks great with short hair (wig?). She's got great DNA from both parents. The other 2? Interesting looking.
Somehow I recall in not so distant past a time when children of celebrities that wanted make it would try to distance themselves from their parents (for example by changing their last name) and prove that they could make it on their own, and that their success was based on actual talents not nepotism... Times have certainly changed.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:59pm.
I love the braided headband hairdo
and they forgot to put the leg back for the middle girl when they had their photoshop adventure
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It's weird - but I like the way Peaches looks. I just do...I mean, I know she's ugly but I like it. *shrugs* Go figure.
And the leg is there...but it's on backwards or some shit...lol.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:51pm.
Angel
Yeah!!
HUSH my baby baby don't you cry!!!
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true
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Mother's gonna put all of her fears into you!
Mother's gonna keep baby right under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing...
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Submitted by Holita on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:59pm.
Isn't the one in the middle missing a foot? I am having a hard time figuring out which leg belong to whom, but it looks as if one foot has definitely been airbrushed out.
What do ya'll think???
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I think they had to airbrush the foot out cuz her man-parts were hanging in front of it.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
What is the deal posing naked? Is this supposed to be "Art"? Lame.
Isn't the one in the middle missing a foot? I am having a hard time figuring out which leg belong to whom, but it looks as if one foot has definitely been airbrushed out.
What do ya'll think???
I love the braided headband hairdo
and they forgot to put the leg back for the middle girl when they had their photoshop adventure
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Why would anybody want to read about the spoiled offspring of a famous rock star? The only thing any of them have accomplished is using their famous parent's last name and MONEY to grab some attention.
Now ripping on them on Dlist, well that's comedy gold waiting to happen.
Really, what do they do? Why am I interested?
I can go down Diamond St. and see prettier trash.
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well, it is true, they do not have chapped anuses for mouths like all great beauties, but as Confucius said: “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Angel
Yeah!!
HUSH my baby baby don't you cry!!!
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Regina Spektor is Ron Woods daughter? I kid.
I see Kim's head is going for the Final Fantasy...Swept look.
Peaches? Need anymore be said....Something tells me that working with this one is not all cream and probably envolves some sort venereal disease.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
What's sad is, Kim is the least fug there.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:36pm.
We're supposed to be interested in them because daddy is a rock star? They aren't even particularly good-looking. Kimbo Stewart and Leah Woods are minging, they're making Peaches Geldof look pretty and thats no small achievement. Ok, I take it back - Kimbo and Leah achieved one thing in life - they made Peaches look pretty. Can they go away now please?
I agree and would like to add that this picture shows them after professional make up, hair and careful lighting, not to mention photoshop. Can you imagine what they really look like? It would fry the eyes clean out of your head.
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By rock, they mean crack rock... right???
Leah Wood unfortunately is the spitting image of her dad. All she needs is a spiked shag.
Surely they could have come up with some real stars for the cover?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nepotism is whats fucking everything up here in the 21st Century...
the last 8 years in America , anyone?
These losers have done NOTHING to warrant a magazine cover I dont know about Ron Woods daughter but those other 2 are a walking train wreck of fug & foolishness..
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
I wish the British mags would stop using useless nobodies and ugly American actresses on their covers. I have to go 70 miles to a decent magazine shop just to get the foreign mags and whos on the front cover? Anglefuckinglina, Jennadesperate anuston, Linsidiot lohore. I know these chicks on Tatler are British but come one magazine world. Wake up! I heard that American Vogue is getting rid of Anna wintour and replacing her with one of the Paris vogue high ups so maybe there is hope.
Godd fucking Christ that middle dude is my dad at 13 years old.
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peaches is cute!
"runs"
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I agree that this is a useless trio, but I have to say that I think Kimbo's haircut is much classier than her old 'do. (Sorry to have to say anything good about her.)
None of them are "babes" by any definition of the word. "Babies" perhaps-- they are young and immature-- with the exception of the middle one, who looks like a youthful 43.
The hell...Kim S. actually looks good. *scratches head*
I see 'Rock Babes' and I immediately think of:
Ann & Nancy Wilson
Joan Jett
Chrissie Hynde
Lita Ford
But I guess "Three Nobodies Who Have Famous Rock Fathers" was too long to fit on the cover.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Ah Ms Lewis, I ran into one of your comments on JJ yesterday. Perhaps you could enlighten some of us uninformed bitches on DListed as to the mentality of the JJ poster? I have never encountered such denial, vitriol and obsessive hatred of someone entirely unconnected to a post (i.e. Jennifer Aniston) as disaplayed on that site. I would love to meet some of the posters on there in person to find out what has given them such a warped, hatred-filled mentality. In fact I think it would make a great documentary - something on superfans/celebrity obsessives. Anyway your insight is most welcome.
How many marriages will they get a shot at but still, The Gays can't.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What's the guy in the middle doing there?
Mama, do you think she'll try to break MY BALLS?!
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And what have they done to warrant a magazine cover? People being interested in you because of what your dad has accomplished is pretty fucking sad. In fact, that should have been the caption, "Pretty Fucking Sad".
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I have to say that the other two are so fugly that Kimbo looks almost pretty compared to them. Especially the one in the middle. She defines ugly. (But, with her Daddy, it can't be helped.)
Michael, you have got to STOP finding these ugly magazine covers. This thing should have stayed in England where it belongs.
It makes me so angry that the daughters of rock stars are considered so interesting and worthy of attention purely for who their parents are and regardless of looks, personality or talent. The fact they make ridiculous amounts of money through advertising deals and personal appearances makes my blood boil. We're supposed to be interested in them because daddy is a rock star? Why? I just don't get it. None of them have done anything remotely noteworthy or interesting. They all live off their parents fortunes and fame and have never achieved any thing remotely significant off their own back. he concept of hard work and struggling is completely beyond them. They aren't even particularly good-looking. Kimbo Stewart and Leah Woods are minging, they're making Peaches Geldof look pretty and thats no small achievement. Ok, I take it back - Kimbo and Leah achieved one thing in life - they made Peaches look pretty. Can they go away now please?
They're just all very plain and obviously wouldn't be on ANYONE'S cover of ANYTHING if their fathers weren't famous. Ugh, nepotism...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
They couldn't summon the magical powers of Photoshop for these broads? The one in the middle looks very tranny-ish.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
those are three VERY ugly women.
ick.
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
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Actually i think that angle does wonders for Peaches' massive butterface. Here she looks semi human and Kimbo Stewart really needs to go easy to the eye makeup.
Mama do you think she's dangerous♪
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Wow. The girl in the middle looks like she's gone prematurely grey, but she does look like the most coherent.
The other two look like they just happen to wander in and sat down.
That thing in the middle looks like Regina Spector(sp?)
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