Who Would Ever Hurt This Beautiful Angel?
Only a beauty-hating monster would harm the Empress of Lucite! Hitting Shauna Sand is like pistol whipping a newborn kitten. Pure evil!
TMZ says that the Empress was granted a temporary restraining order against her husband, Romain Chevent, yesterday after she claimed he did some heinous shit to her! Just reading about the atrocities he committed upon her makes my eyes burn with those tear-things people talk about. I guess this is what crying feels like?
In the documents, Shauna states that Romain hit at her luscious breasts right after she had some titty work done. She also said that he choked, punched and threw her across the room. She got a restraining order against him in 2007, but dismissed it after he promised to change.
The son of Satan also threatened to sell nude pictures of her young daughters! This is what Shauna claims anyway. She says he took them while he was babysitting. Where the fuck was Chris Hansen and the pitcher of iced tea when we needed them most?
Romain must have hid all of Shauna's exquisite lucite heels, because if she had them on she would have been able to float away to safety on a cloud of elegance.
The government needs to step in and do something about this! Fuck a restraining order! He needs to be sentenced to life in prison for attacking one of the world's most beloved treasures. Someone do something about this!
Below are pictures of the lucite-hater. If you see him, it is your duty as a human being to slap him in the teeth and perform a citizen's arrest on him. CITIZEN'S ARREST!
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Good one, Love Anderson!
Those poor, normal looking kids need a mother, not this thing.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I call bullshit to some of these accusations. If he's a pedo, he should be in jail....like my 9th grade teacher.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:09pm.
I think the most important question here is..Why did she need another boob job?
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Skin stretches even if silicone doesn't, and letting them hang from the high altitude of the lucite heels probably had 'em looking like a couple of grapefruits in a pair of nylons.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I only wish he had cut off her hair. I can fair hear it screaming in that main pic.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:09pm.
I think the most important question here is..Why did she need another boob job?
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So he could beat on them, silly!
The other one's got worn out.
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Deb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:08pm.
A couple of weeks ago I saw them on TMZ. He was on crutches. When the paps asked what happened, he replied, "She beat me."
- He had to have Lucite Heelendectomy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think the most important question here is..Why did she need another boob job?
Her toes look like fingers in the second thumbnail.
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A couple of weeks ago I saw them on TMZ. He was on crutches. When the paps asked what happened, he replied, "She beat me."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He took nude pictures of the girls while babysitting and she is just now complaining? This is either bullshit or she needs someone to take those kids.
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CITIZENS ARREST!?!?!? Ok fine! He likes it rough anyway!
My money is on Lettuce Boy finally trying to make a break for it and this trash back in heels pulled the abuse card.
If he is abusive and taking nakid pics of your children, but you let him hang around for a few years?
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
not buying the pedo pics...but swatting at her plastic jugs, well that's just mean...send him back to whatever fiery hell he came from....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
don't know if I'm believing the pedo pics...you go to the cops, not the press.
Gut the fucker with a spoon, make him eat his own huevos, THEN call the cops and say you found him like that.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
In the documents, Shauna states that Romain hit at her luscious breasts right after she had some titty work done. She also said that he choked, punched and threw her across the room.
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Ok, but she forgot to mention she's into that, right?
She got a restraining order against him in 2007, but dismissed it after he promised to change.
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WTF? I'm sorry - no forgiveness or promises for a man who takes nudies of your kids. If you can't kill him, incarcerate him, if you can't incarcerate him, you make that man's life a living hell until he vanishes from the face of the earth.
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Nanners, IF they exist, I bet you're right. She was probably proud her daughters were taking after her!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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huh, he looks a little bit like halle berry's boy toy. but not as good looking...
i give it 2 years before her daughters realize just how trashy their mom really is.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Yea, playing the Pedo card.
I doubt this is true, Lorenzo would kill him and then beat her for having him around.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What a sack of shit!
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Bitch, WHAT?! He took nude pics of your KIDS and you didn't:
A) Shoot him
B) Call 911 and then shoot him
Ugh. You know what, looking at her nasty picture I bet she didn't care about the pics until the marriage fell apart and she could use them.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Who would marry that? Who wants a wife that looks like a Vegas stripper turned Vegas hooker? The kind of guy who'd smack a bitch, that's who.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
is that the pervert?
wait...wait...."The son of Satan also threatened to sell nude pictures of her young daughters! This is what Shauna claims anyway. She says he took them while he was babysitting."
so she knew he is a pedo and she still let her daughters there?
That makes me want to vomit. On her face.
Its nice to see an expose on a McCain Voter.
These are the people who leave their kids with pedos and are trying to tell me and my friends how to run OUR lives.
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
They were supposedly splitting anyway. Whatever happened to that? i guess maybe it is back on now.
She looks hard, and dirty.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
didn't they call off their divorce? I am confused....
damn, she is so ugly.
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