Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

It's Time To Bring Sunday Rose Out!

Australia the movie is basically tanking everywhere from the US to its homeland. Because Nicole Kidman has an epic failure on her botoxed hands (you know she does), this means it's time for Sunday Roast to get to work to help promote this piece of shit movie!

Nicky Kidman and her frosty-topped husband dragged Sunday Roast all through Paris this morning. Nicky is in France to promote the movie that not even kangaroos want to see.

I know you're thinking that just because her name is Sunday Roast, it must mean she's always warm, but I doubt this is the case. She must be one frozen little roast from being that close to the ice queen herself! Damn. Is Nicky taking baby dressing advice from Tommy Girl? Probably.

Posted by: Michael K


joanne's picture

I wish these people would dress their children warmly for these photo ops. They could afford it.

Miss Priss's picture

Oh.My.GAWD. the fuck is wrong with me?! I just had a tingle down under when I saw Keith Urban. Is Hot he?

Little ice baby is cute...from what I can see.

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kdracofan's picture

the baby looks cute

loozer's picture

I find the natural gray hair refreshing.

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KD's picture

Well at least her hair is freshly dyed.

Ok, now let's all take our bras off. Mine keeps poking me in the side-boob.

KidL's picture

Question: Do any celebrity parents actually put their kids in strollers or do they just hold them until they are teens?

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I miss the old her when she had emotion and could move her face.

Where is her partner who actually gave birth?

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:57pm.
Wow, kangaroos would make the WORST movie goers. It's bad enough having the back of my seat kicked by a 8 year old.

Plus they'd only smuggle in outside treats in their pouches

Hahahaha i tried smuggling some Iced Coffee in my purse over the weekend to watch Four x-mases and the effin thing spilled!!!! Ive done it tons of times and this time it failed..I was beyond mad and my bf thought it was hilarious lol

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God, she fucking BORES me.

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angel_i's picture

Oopsie! She got slapped with the old lady stick. You can never guess what day that's gonna happen on, can you?

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LOVE ANDERSON

Hells yeah! Set that shit up!

Spoiled's picture

Sunday Roast needs a hat.

TITS's picture

Wow, kangaroos would make the WORST movie goers. It's bad enough having the back of my seat kicked by a 8 year old.

Plus they'd only smuggle in outside treats in their pouches.

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pomegranate's picture

OMG, just from that little glimpse of the Roast, she looks just like Keith Urban! She does look like a cutie.

Hysteria's picture

yuppers, nicole knows her photo ops. Somehow I imagined this baby all dusted with baking flour.

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Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:54pm.

My Mom wants to go see that movie and keeps dropping the big hint that we should go.

Who's passing me some tranquilizers so I can sleep through it?

- ugh, my Dad wants to see it, wanna double date and double sedate?
Iz got a flask......

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Migraine Sally's picture

My Mom wants to go see that movie and keeps dropping the big hint that we should go.

Who's passing me some tranquilizers so I can sleep through it?

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That baby looks sweet, Grandma Kidman, not so much.
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