Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Let's celebrate Brit Brit's birthday with a no panty party! - Cityrag
MiserAlba just needed a little booze to cheer her up - Egotastic!
ScarJo goes strawberry - Lainey Gossip
Why were these two dumb fucks let back in? - Popsugar
Fat Elvis sucks at everything including driving - IDLYITW
Sports Illustrated made Michael Phelps' face look even worse - Towleroad
Wonky McValtrex's herp titties are back - Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Richie actually has an ass...somewhat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Dickwad in a tux - Just Jared
Put Axl Rose's face on a milk carton - Hollywood Rag
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Iheart!! ♥
remember how much fun we used to have back then? *Sigh*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
ha ha ha
im so going ot be yelling F U COOTER at any old ho that makes me mad these days!
ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
For all yall who missed Shitney's period panty pie goods! You're welcome:)
She's zero fun now. I am truly depressed.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Fat Elvis is still alive?? Why?? Pink should have ran him over right then and there - it's LA, so she would just get 32 minutes of jailtime, anyway :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:10pm.
HA,I own A christmas story.
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I do too, CTH, but for some odd reason it's not the same. Nostalgia, I suppose, of my own childhood when the worst thing that could happen was to get in trouble and NOT be allowed to watch Rudolph and the other shows when they were aired.
on topic- that can't even be classified as cooter, cooter is supposed to be a good thing. (isn't cooter a funny word?)
What we've been subjected to is nasty beef curtains marinated in paparazzi semen. And I just grossed myself out, LOL
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Haha Lolo
Let's yell at the ocean Fuck you cooter! LMAO
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
HA,I own A christmas story.
on topic,
VAGINA SLOT STOPS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I bet she dribbles a lot.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
God damn it im so tired of looking at this fucking cooters, fucking cooter!
FUCK YOU COOTER!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ScarJo looks Purdy.
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:47pm.
Thanx! I can't till TNT does the 24hr marathon, look forward to it every year.
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Us too, love it! And come hell or high water, one of these days I'm coming home with one of those lamps!
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:47pm.
Once is a mistake. Eight times is a habit.
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Ha! I thought I'd found a way to say it - but this is better.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:47pm.
Thanx! I can't till TNT does the 24hr marathon, look forward to it every year. Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorites "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!" Genius.
O/T: Scarjo's hot.
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Salem
Me too! I love TNT's back to back A Xmas Story. Luv that movie!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
PSL
Hahahah That's pretty funny ;0)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:52pm.
I love how her vagina emits light just like Old Gregg's!
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That's funny, I thought everyone's gina did that! I guess it's just me n' crazy face.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:47pm.
Thanx! I can't till TNT does the 24hr marathon, look forward to it every year. Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorites "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!" Genius.
O/T: Scarjo's hot.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
*waving M.E.*
For real. At least have the decency to lock up the x-rated pictures of yourself in your safety deposit box.
Sheesh; what a dummy Shite-ney is.
Dammit MK, Ah has got me an expensive lunch today, now there it goes y'all *barfs*
WOW, OKAY YA'LL THE PIE GOODS.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I love the fucking ENT lawyer on CDAN....check this out:
Just when you thought that the entire world was conspiring against you, there is some good news. Paris Hilton can't find a record label to release her second album. After her dismal sales on her first album, Paris was dropped by Warner Brothers and now no record label wants to pick up the slack. This statement by Paris might be the reason why.
"I'm figuring it out right now. I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with. I wrote all the songs, it's very dance, like Kylie Minogue."
Ummm. Paris wrote it all herself? I didn't think there were that many one syllable words in the English language. I'm guessing every song has the phrase, "That's hot." Does this mean she wrote the music also? Of course not so why in the hell would she say she wrote it all? Can you imagine Paris sitting down and writing lyrics to songs? "I went to a party last night. Everyone was looking at me because I'm the best. That's hot." Repeat that twenty times and you have her song.
hahahahhahaha
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
Jaded ♥
So true, her poor kids are going to have to suffer the ridicule of her antics and the photographic evidence of it for the rest of their lives.
Poor things.
I had never seen Brit's lady parts up until today. Gotta say I could have lived without it.
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I love how her vagina emits light just like Old Gregg's!
And the bitch still has fans.
*rolls eyes*
ScarJo is so pretty.....Phelps looks Ugley
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I love him ♥
Sigh.
Have we not been tortured with those pictures of Shite-ney sans underwear enough??
Blech.
On an uglier note, they are preserved for future viewing by her "boo-boo's". I wouldn't mind Shite-0ney being embarrassed, but she is too stupid to ever BE embarrassed. The only ones who are going to pay for her antics are her boys.
**waving Sally**
I would love some of Brit Brit's pie but sadly it's probably more of a quiche.
Nice, reminders of Shitney's axe slit.
Where's the bloody one?
Wait lunch tim here. Never mind.
Put Axl's face on toilet paper.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Salem 13, love your avie and siggy...'tis the season!
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Once is a mistake. Eight times is a habit.
I'm glad Daddy Spears staples underwear on her every morning now.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I'm sorry but Justin Timberdouche is fug. I've never seen the hot in him.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Did anyone ever see the male Shitney impersonator on America's Got Talent?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAvY06QFM4g
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
that Britney stuff is HILARIOUS.
ahh, Paris' boob size changes as often as her men.
Nicole looks fabulous....I love her body...(I know, I know)
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
Who wants to see that? And they forgot the blood stained one. This is what her fans defend?
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You'll shoot your eye out.
Axl Rose.. what a dork... but November Rain is one of my favorite songs :-)
ScarJo looks cute. I like that haircolor
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
LMAO!!
Good Times. Good Times those were.
Remember the Dlisted Hootenanny in Brits backyard?
Nice.. aww how I feel sorry for her little boys.
I wish they would include that collage into her Circus album artwork, some of her worshippers either never saw them or forced themselves to forget about it. Nast
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
This is why I hate drunken stepfather
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"Point of the story is……who really gives a shit? She had no business being famous in the first place, based on having no talent and being pretty fucking ugly….and she has no business being famous now. Her biological parents had the right idea and got rid of her when she was a baby, we should take their lead."
I FUCKING HATE HIM!
those boots Nicole had on were fierce! but she had noassatallitis.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Um, she's actually wearing panties in at least one of those pics. (I only clicked on 2. Once is enough and there certainly isnt anything special about hers.)
Woah, scarjo looks wayyyy better darker!
Nice comment of the day: Heidi's dress is cute!
MK! I had enough pie goods on turkey day! Fuck! I had forgotten all about that nasty poon! Groooooosssss
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Why M.K
WHY???????????
MK. I heart you, big time=)
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