Who Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month?

I'm going to make this short, because there's a Hot Pocket calling my name. There's so many chemicals in a Hot Pocket that it could probably grow lips and actually call my name. Anyway, it's about that time to make the most important decision of the month and vote for November's Hot Slut of the Month! This time I have 5 sluts for you to choose from: 4 blondes and 1 sexy ginge! Here's your choices:

Joe Jackson - Albino musical genius!
Stu Rasmussen - America's first tranny mayor!
Toby the Dog - The face and scooting ass of the Stanley Steemer Company!
Kim Zolciak - Take all the descriptions above, mix them in a bowl and you have Kim!
Jeremy Jordan - Star of my 90s wet dreams!

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday. Make the right choice!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Month

Submitted by Kirakat on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:47pm.

Toby FTW!!!!
ass scoot to victory!

Submitted by RazzleDazzleMe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:59pm.

(C'mon.. it's a no brainer! She's the biggest slut on there.. both literally and figuratively.)

Submitted by RazzleDazzleMe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:58pm.

KIM FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by dallyflyguy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:21pm.

STU!

Submitted by soul on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:39am.

wish I had voted for Stu, cause I like to say RASMUSSEN. :)
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"Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,"

Submitted by Raniya on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:14am.

gosh....this was really hard between the dog and Kim....but I have to go with Kim because of her wig and cause she amused me this past month.

Submitted by Raniya on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:14am.

my message came out twice. (sorry)

Submitted by Cooper2008 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:57am.

i don't care these things, however, i like girls.
months ago a friend told me a online dating site !!!.sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com where people are wealthy and they're looking for companionship romance or love. ....maybe we can keep in touch and make friends on this site

Submitted by Kp on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:45am.

BOO KIM.

Scoot your ass on her wig Toby!

Submitted by monkeypaw on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:02am.

My dog just started doing the Toby tonight, leading me to believe even she wants better for the interwebs than that Housewife person's bad weave. When shelter dogs are voting on Hot Sluts, you know its a big deal.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:31am.

_Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:44pm.

can i see them all drag their itchy asses across the carpet before i make my decsion?

*snort* i just reread what i wrote and i had the nerve to spell "decision" wrong...gawd don't like ugly...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by Motissa on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:24am.

Joe "Pure Nicotine Stained Sexiness" Jackson
Rumor has it he is a 12 inch pianist.

Submitted by RJaye on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:15am.

Toby, Bitches!!! Toby all the way!!!!

Submitted by yolie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:57pm.

Vote Toby, not Kim!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?

Daddy Spears

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:23pm.

Submitted by Vabrownid1 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:24pm.

Scoot that little ass to victory.
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This might be too personal, Vabrow, but is that what you say in the sack?

If so, you are HOT, mami! ;-)

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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well

Submitted by lauralaura on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:14pm.

Toby FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Vabrownid1 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:54pm.

Yeah Toby! Scoot that little ass to victory.

Submitted by patty cake on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:46pm.

TOOOOOOBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:29pm.

Toby the dog...and his itchy bum.

Submitted by CHUD Annihilator on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:15pm.

Fuck that..no Danuta Lato??

I hope Stanley the dog gets run over by a car.

I'm very upset that my favorite well endowed Polish Princess didn't make the cut!

Danuta!
Danuta!
Danuta!

Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:56pm.

@ Dot--

I'm betting Kim does too.
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:58pm.

I voted for Toby too. Have pity. The poor fella probably had worms in his itchy no-no hole.

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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.

(putsomestankonit)

Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:55pm.

@Bondage Barbie--

Since you voted for Kim, I take it you've already "tried" her wig? (Just looking at youtr siggie.) Tee hee.

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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.

(putsomestankonit)

Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:32pm.

Bitches, Joe Jackson is awesome. I don't expect him to win, but he doesn't deserve last place.

My favorite Joe Jackson song, Right and Wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FusxIKm6tIk

Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:32pm.

Watching the Pup-pehs tearing it up on the web cam. They told me to vote for Toby. Gotta represent!

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 8:00pm.

I voted for Kim although I think her wig would have made the better slut

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:50pm.

Toby the Wonder Dog is running...er dragging his ass away with this!

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I'm just here for the beer.

Submitted by barelybeagle on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:30pm.

Gah, who the fuck is voting for Kim??! She may be a slut but she's not a HOT Slut!

Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:28pm.

I voted for Toby too. Have pity. The poor fella probably had worms in his itchy no-no hole.

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:26pm.

Toby the Dog should win.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Leona on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:25pm.

Mmm, bad mental image. Poor Toby.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:46pm.

If Toby and Kim tie, will MK hold a slut-off?

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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.

(putsomestankonit)

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:16pm.

If Toby and Kim tie, will MK hold a slut-off?

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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:12pm.

Toby in a rout!! Who else has the balls to leave fucking bacon strips on the carpet instead of his knickers like the rest of these wannabe's. Toby forever!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:02pm.

Poo Poccckkeeeeettt!

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:01pm.

Hot pockets?!?!? Uh, I can haz toaster strudel?

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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:00pm.

Breakfast Pockkeeeeeeett!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 7:00pm.

Hot Pockkkeeeeeeeeett!

Submitted by soul on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:58pm.

tough... the butt dog or Kim,I voted for Kim. she is the ultimate slutty.

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"Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,"

Submitted by Meresie on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:56pm.

HOT POCKET! Ode to hot pockets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:54pm.

I will admit that I used to like that song by Jeremey Jordan "Right Kind of Night".

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:44pm.

can i see them all drag their itchy asses across the carpet before i make my decsion?
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GUFFAW

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*GUFFAW*SNICKER*THUD...

***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 6:39pm.

Vote Toby the Dog.

He can have a run off with Abandoned Couch for Hot Slut of the Year.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:52pm.

@ xxxyzz--

(Sorry bout your name but my contacts are dried out.) Yes, I need an avie, but the competition here is so fierce.

Don't know if I can hang with this highend avie crowd around here.

Still searching for a keeper. Stay tuned. ;-)

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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well

Submitted by barelybeagle on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 5:52pm.

I'm really torn between Stu and Toby. I may have to go with Toby because of his possible anal sac problem. My dog has some "issues" with his butt too so I really sympathize with him.