Who Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month?
I'm going to make this short, because there's a Hot Pocket calling my name. There's so many chemicals in a Hot Pocket that it could probably grow lips and actually call my name. Anyway, it's about that time to make the most important decision of the month and vote for November's Hot Slut of the Month! This time I have 5 sluts for you to choose from: 4 blondes and 1 sexy ginge! Here's your choices:
Joe Jackson - Albino musical genius!
Stu Rasmussen - America's first tranny mayor!
Toby the Dog - The face and scooting ass of the Stanley Steemer Company!
Kim Zolciak - Take all the descriptions above, mix them in a bowl and you have Kim!
Jeremy Jordan - Star of my 90s wet dreams!
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday. Make the right choice!
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:44pm.
can i see them all drag their itchy asses across the carpet before i make my decsion?
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The Amazing Race: Carpet Edition
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Team Kim!
can i see them all drag their itchy asses across the carpet before i make my decsion?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
And may I add that Stu the tranny is prettier than Kim?
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Stu!
4 dingleberries and one dog trying get rid of dingles. Decisions, decisions.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Toby the dog has more talent, brains and personal integrity than Kim the pathological liar prostitute non spelling Barbie haired weasel skeezer!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Toby or Kim - it's a tough call...
but in the end, it's all moot, 'casue Abandoned Couch owns the title for the year, anyways
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:38pm.
For the love of ITCHY anal sacs
:)
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
As much as I love Twinkalicious JJ, I have to vote for Toby. Scootin' doggies just rule.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Tranny mayor! Tranny mayor!
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
For the love of anal sacs, not Toby again!
Submitted by OMG.WTF. on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:26pm.
Gotta go with the scooty ass!
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Do you mean Toby or Kim?
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:33pm.
WHO is voting for toby the dog?
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woof.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Go Toby, go!!!!!
LMAO Jeffro=))
Ok so Papa Jamie can have a run next month? Saweeet. Okay the vote has to go to that hwat canine!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Stu Rasmussen FTW!
Stu! cause he's from Oregon.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:25pm.
WTfuckingF???? I mean haven't we chosen non-humans for the last longest while?!
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I know! Great isn't it? To go from being hot slut of the day to losing to a scooting dog or a abandonded couch. LOL
this is piss taking day.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
WHO is voting for toby the dog? This should really only be a competition between Kim and Stu.
OMG, late for work! See ya later sluts!
WITH STU WE CAN MAKE A CHANGE!!!!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
angel_i- I love your avie! LOL
Ihearthaters: the way it works is that somebody is chosen for the hot slut of the day, MK chooses the awesomeness that is HS for the week and then finally, like any bad reality talentless show, we viewers have the final say. So Daddy Spears is only at step one.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
WAY too many ass scratching dogs in one online poll ... no offense to Stu, Joe or Jeremy intended.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- - - Mark Twain
OMFG Iheart!! LMAOOO
I just seen your avi! bwahahahah
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:26pm.
Hey where's Papa Spears? Or does he count for December?
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That's what the dog is trying to scrape off his ass.
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
itchy anal sacs
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Hey where's Papa Spears? Or does he count for December?
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
I am choosing Jeremy Jordan becuz MK stole for him:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Can someone let kim know she's losing to a butt scooting dog?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Gotta go with the scooty ass!
Kim all the way.
There's a tightrope between me and you
for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
WTfuckingF???? I mean haven't we chosen non-humans for the last longest while?! Time to give humans a chance! Equal rights for all!!!! You just voted for Toby because Stu is human, huh????
Be the change here at Dlisted! We CAN do it! Vote Stu!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Happy Hour
That's what I mean. Where's that wig MK posted because he googled Kim Zolciak and that's what came up LOL
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Mrs. K!
*muah*
oh come on, JEREMY JORDAN FTW!!!!
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:19pm.
Please, if Stu isn't a Hot Slut of the Month, no one is.
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and that's the Gospel truth, y'all.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
No no Not Kim. The nomination should go to the hot wig...
Please, if Stu isn't a Hot Slut of the Month, no one is.
I voted for the dog; Kim doesn't deserve any votes.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
when in doubt, best to choose a non human...
that said I'm stuck between Toby the dog and Kim the bitch...
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
C'Mon, Toby!
Carpet Racers unite!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
None. They all suck.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
If Kim's fake hair can't be HSotM I'll have to vote for Stu.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Where's that busted weave that was hot slut?
That's who im votin' fo!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD