Ivana Better Not Marry This One
Ivana Trump quit her fourth husband only 3 months ago and she's already got a new diaper-wearing boy toy to keep her turkey arms gobblin' at night. Ivana was in Paris last night with some 22-year-old model type who goes by the name of John-David Dery. Yes, he's 22 and she's fucking 59.
Ivana obviously loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts and John-David loves her money. And from the looks of him, he probably loves the scent of baby powder on the nuts too. The dude doesn't look like a vagina-only kind of boy.
This bitch is going to get her gold digging membership card revoked if she marries this one. Fuck it, ride it, suck it, eat it and then throw that shit away! She does not need any legal ties to that dick. His ass is going to do whatever it takes for her to say "I do." He'll even deal with her pissing on his dick during fucky times. Okay, let's talk about this for a quick second.
My horny aunt once told me that she couldn't hold her water during sex anymore. She actually said that she "wets on the penis" sometimes. I figured she meant she was just busting nuts, but she cleared it up for me, "No. I go #1." She actually said #1. We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. Anyway, she said that in her old age, she has that problem now. I asked some other oldies about it and they said it never happens to them. So my aunt obviously just has a pissy pussy. For some reason when I saw these pictures of Ivana and her new piece, I thought of pissy pussy.
Here's Ivana, her plastic cat face and her toy at some restaurant in Paris last night.
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He's the man from secret story
http://secret-story.programme-tv.net/secret-story-2/candidats/55-john-da...
He had 780 female conquests !
I'm sure she could afford a personal trainer to take care of those arms!
I smell rent boy on this one. I don't think it's real. Looks like an attempt to live large for the ex.
um - wasn't she wearing that dress at another event a couple months ago w/her ex?
the guy possibly is a male escort. He looks like a Pakistani or Indian or Vietnamese descent. True blooded french guys would puke going out with a woman old enuff to remind him of his mama.
she knows what's up and that negro deserves every penny.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
Ivana knows what she's doing...click here and read for yourself
http://www.daddyspankgood.com/home/2008/12/1/ciao-amore.html
pussy galore
When did Ivana Trump and Olivia Newton-John start to look so much alike??
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
"to keep her turkey arms gobblin' at night"
Wow, MK. really?
I feel so sorry for Ivana's children, how embarrassing to have a skank mother like her.
Ivana is the "poster hag" for all women who have immense wealth and think they can buy whatever they want! Watch your stocks Ivana, you too can be wiped out!
I do like Donald Trump, I think he has done great things. But to be married to this old hag, no wonder he found his second wife while he was still married to Ivana.
And her arms! I am 65 years old, I lift weights every day, and my arms look better than this old freak!
I wonder if she gives her accurate age? She's only six years older than myself, and even with plastics, looks bad. With all her $$, she should have a personal trainer to work the biceps and triceps. Cut back on the partying, would help the baggy eyes.
Can you post more pics of Helen Mirin?????
Shit, I'm 25 and I fancy a 20-year-old boy and I think it's fucked up. OMG.
I would like to point out the double standard here:
-- Ivana hangs out with a 22 year old man: everybody screams "player" and "gigolo."
-- A decrepit Donald Trump marries a beauty queen in her early thirties: everybody cheers.
I love Ivana as much as the next gay guy, but she really should cover up, update the hairdo and stay out of her plastic surgeon's office, at least for a little while.
The little queen must have the choriso of death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no such thing as a gigolo who is not a homosexual.
Miss Webmaster hit the nail on the head!
Ay! MY point is, if you can buy a gigalo, buy a pretty one!!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
*sigh* I wish people would realize that no matter how much money or plastic surgery you have or had, the time eventually comes when you need to cover that shit up! Men AND women!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:28am.
Submitted by Aline83 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:24am.
Hi I'm french and this men was in a realTV show "secret story" his secret was he had 780 love affair
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Welcome, Aline. I guess he needs to change that to 781 now, eh?
That show was some time ago. He should be well into the 800's based on his MySpace friends and an average of almost 100 conquests a year. I'm surprised he has time to eat.
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OH COME ON NOW, SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER... HER DIAMONDS ARE EXQUISITE!
YOU'RE MEAN!, I MEAN IT, YOU MEANIE!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:27am.
Its downright embarrassing to look at those photos. Everyone knows why he is there. $$$$$$$$$
He reminds of that dude on Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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You are so right!!!!
He looks like Mike Damon from Fast Times..
wonder if he can get us some scalped tickets to Brit Brit's "Circus" Tour????
Somehow, David Lee Roth started running through my head.....
Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying
There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me
When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Its downright embarrassing to look at those photos. Everyone knows why he is there. $$$$$$$$$
He reminds of that dude on Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Dick happens! - MK
I was thinking the Chode Runner.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:17am.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
He looks like Wile E Coyote when he gets all dressed up.
Only in the eyebrows.
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:54am.
if a chola guy marries ivanna, does he remain chola?
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:53am.
Nitwitty, who can say? Maybe without pulling her eyes out sideways she would have face like a dog's scrotum? Still at least her peripheral vision must be amazing.
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LMAOO!! And re: dog scrotum..Maybe that's her problem..She's aged in dog years.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ew, yeah, the arms are bad. We call those "lunch lady" arms. Note to self: cover 'em.
Submitted by Aline83 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:50am.
Yes it's true
I think she's a "little" too old for him but it's my opinion
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A "little" too old is being a little too kind. She looks to old for Moses at this point.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nitwitty, who can say? Maybe without pulling her eyes out sideways she would have face like a dog's scrotum? Still at least her peripheral vision must be amazing.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:28am.
Welcome, Aline. I guess he needs to change that to 781 now, eh?
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Yes it's true
I think she's a "little" too old for him but it's my opinion
Also lizzie, how is it possible to have your eyes looking like they're being pulled back to your ears, and yet have sooooo many wrinkles around them still?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:35am.
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lizzie, I got your back. I'd shoot him instead of you tho! Do you think she got a bad case of injections like Prisilla Presley? It's absolutely painful to look at her face.
Thank you. It's hard to say what happened to her face, I'm guessing at least one or two facelifts and then endless injections. If we hurt looking at her face think how much it must hurt to be inside it! Ivana- go see Tina Turner. Watch and learn.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:31am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:24am.
Ivana, two fashion tips. Sleeves and a bra.
Could I add, lay off the surgery? If her skin is pulled any tighter she's going to be pissing out the back of her neck.
He look like 10 miles of unmade road. I like to think that if I ever got that desparate someone would shoot me.
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lizzie, I got your back. I'd shoot him instead of you tho! Do you think she got a bad case of injections like Prisilla Presley? It's absolutely painful to look at her face.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:24am.
Ivana, two fashion tips. Sleeves and a bra.
Could I add, lay off the surgery? If her skin is pulled any tighter she's going to be pissing out the back of her neck.
He look like 10 miles of unmade road. I like to think that if I ever got that desparate someone would shoot me.
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Submitted by Aline83 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:24am.
Hi
I'm french and this men was in a realTV show "secret story"
his secret was he had 780 love affair
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Welcome, Aline. I guess he needs to change that to 781 now, eh?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hi
I'm french and this men was in a realTV show "secret story"
his secret was he had 780 love affair
Ivana, two fashion tips. Sleeves and a bra.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
He looks like one of those sleazy dudes that are hot to bang maybe 4 or 5 times because they make you feel all dirty in a good way. After a while, the effect wears off and you don't feel dirty in a good way anymore and they start seeming more like just some dumb ass, so you dump them. Ya, I got a little experience with this. Dump him Ivana, its not worth it!
pissy dick? what about shitty dick? some people shit on the dick, that ain't so cute either...
if a chola guy marries ivanna, does he remain chola?
It's great to see that men are also gold-diggers and older women love young meat!. Ivana ROCKS!
see the sexy pictures of Jessica Alba for Campari Calendar at
www.entertainroom.com
Submitted by lovehaight on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:33am.
holy jesus i never want my arms to look like that!
i'd cut them off first.
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That was my knee-jerk reaction too...but then I thought... Hmmmmmm. What if she flapped them flabberdy thangs? Could she fly?
Well, duh. Of course not but I wanted to pose a douchey question for snarky sake just the same.
;p
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You serenadin' me, homey? lol
holy jesus i never want my arms to look like that!
i'd cut them off first.
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arms Ivana ARMS!! there is a time when all women have to cover they saggy tuck shop arms!
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Nice arms. Granny