KFed Breaks His Silence And Puts Us To Sleep
It's Cheeto hillbilly week and KFed wants to get in on the action. Since Brit Brit is starting to look a little saner (sort of), KFed decided he needed to look even saner. In this week's People Magazine, the perfect dad (*eye roll to the left and right*) talks about his life with Brit and in doing so, he made my eyelids heavy and my head drowsy. Seriously, you're going to need a little speed shot with your coffee in order to get through this shit. I think I sort of fell into a slight coma at the end. You might want to have an adrenaline shot standing by.
I've picked out a few quotes that aren't completely coma-inducing.
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to our little Cheetoling:It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
KFed on bitches thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
KFed on the night that Brit lost her Cheetos and was throw into the loony bin (awww, memories):
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Yes, KFed! You're the father of the millennium! Everyone should hand their kids over to you, because you do it best.
What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao? It's not like the bitch is doing anything, but eating (obviously). He can take the money he made from this boring ass interview and produce a sequel! And I'm sure he can channel some of that raw emotion he felt when Brit Brit divorced his ass to put together some extremely powerful.
People also should have asked him to name his other kids. You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of. He would've uttered a few dozen "ums" and finally just blurted out "POPOZAO!"
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that is hilarious seeing as he left that other bitch when she was pregnant with his kid for britney. What a fucking douche.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
he broke her heart and drove her over the edge of a breakdown and that's what makes him prime douche! nobody deserves to be used. Britney doesn't have her head wrapped tight and it was no secret, but I truly believe he fucked her over AND that he never loved her, and I'm sure most of us can testify that is never a good phase in life to go through. I feel for Britney because all she wanted was to be loved, and I really feel for her because those 2 kids would have loved her more than anyone if she had stopped needing a man to "complete her" and grew the fuck up and took care of her kids!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I don't know about Y'all but I believe every darn toot-in word out of his mouth, yes sirree!
Clarisse!
Long time no see!!!! ((hugs))
Tried to post the federline link to Popozao but I can't get it to go...so I listened to it again. I think I might have been having one of those flashbacko government proomised me back in 1968...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:41pm.
That's the only prob with the net, you can't tell if someone's joking or not.
If you ever need me, I've got your back. :0)
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:) You dollbaby! You've got mine too. Always! ((BIG BEAR HUG))!
Kfed makes me want to puke. Fucking poser shitball asshat mofo muthafucka piece of shit on the bottom of my shoe I scrape off after a long walk slimebag 'father'... Those kids are doomed with parents who don't give a flying fuck about them and that is the saddest shit of all.
@ Dot,
((hugs))
That's the only prob with the net, you can't tell if someone's joking or not.
If you ever need me, I've got your back. :0)
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Like this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHOzeISzsY
:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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This is my first time seeing these kids look happy. All the photops their mom do never once have i seen them look generally happy than the photo withtheir father. They seem to be really content with their father. Keep taking care of ur kids kevin, from the pic that I see,they adore u.
Um....ok, then. No thank you:)
But I do some guys who do that sound a MILLION times better - so he wasn't so far off with the idea way back then....
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DebfrmHell!
Have you seen the video where they take the video and dub over "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"??? FUNNY!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:11pm.
I dont' knit. I crochet.
*sticks tongue out side of mouth trying to remember how to start a beanie*
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Five finger knitting is da bomb. No needles...just hands. Super cool! :)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:19pm.
I heard Popozoa one freaking time and the tune stayed in my head for days...I actually kind of liked it!
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Just for that. Ima check it out.
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I heard Popozoa one freaking time and the tune stayed in my head for days...I actually kind of liked it!
**blushes and bleaches ears one more time**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
You all know me. I am a cornucopia of useless knowledge that I need to spew.
The crying Indian in the litter commercial, Iron Eyes Cody, is actually not Native American. Espera de Corti (AKA Iron Eyes Cody) was Sicilian.
Sorry *hangs head and hides in corner*
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
MK needs to enable emoticons again. That were sensational.
*indian tear*
I dont' knit. I crochet.
*sticks tongue out side of mouth trying to remember how to start a beanie*
DAE, ((HUG))... I try to stand up for anyone when I can just because it sucks to be bullied. M.E. was just funnin' with you but I guess I saw it differently until she explained herself. Hell, it's the internet. The type-written word is easily 'misheard'.
@ Dot,
Your so nice! Good to know that people are willing to stand up for me should I ever need it. ((hugs))
@ M.E.
No, but I was going too. *innocently smiles* I couldn't find it on youtube when I looked.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:02pm.
My patterns???
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Knit one, purl two. -But, of course! *tickle-pinch*
DAE - DAMNIT! You sent it to him..didn't cha??
DIDN'T CHA??
*evil side eye*
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My patterns???
Aside from hating Britney what pattern are you talking about?
@ M.E.
*gasps* *falls to the floor* How could you ask such a question?! I thought you knew me *weeps*
"NO VIDEO'S" ~ tell that to MK! *sticks tongue out*
@Dot,
It's alright, I know M.E.'s only playin' :o)
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:55pm.
"I was being sarcastic, and she would have known that."
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Well, I sure as fuck didn't know that and I've followed your patterns as well as DAE's so if my standing up for her on her behalf was misdirected...'my bad' but it's nice to know your clear intent. :)
"DOT"
DAE knows well enough that I know she isn't a Britard and she'd find it funny my "no videos"
I was being sarcastic, and she would have known that.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:44pm.
DAE - are you a closet Britfan?
NO VIDEO'S!
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M.E., are you the dlisted Gestapo? Take it down a notch, hon. DAE and plenty of others share links here and at least she was on topic. Good grief.
DAE - are you a closet Britfan?
NO VIDEO'S!
Watch the new Britney Spears music video "Circus" here
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/2008/12/circus-muisc-video-has-...
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
LET KEVIN KEEP THOSE KIDS FOREVER!
Team KFed!
He's only speaking out now because Britney's been trashing him in recent magazine interviews saying that SPF now curses and it's because of him and his "bad" parenting, that their entire marriage was a joke and she was never really happy with him, and all these other off-the-wall things she can make up to make him look like the bad guy. Sorry Brit, it's not working. I STILL feel no sympathy for you.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
"..I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay."
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha... *takes a breath* ..Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
What a joke! Poor kids :(
Why thankyou Mrs.Kravitz
and if you ever do solve the mystery of who Suri's real Dad is? Remember to let me know! Tommy girl's little legs may be able to jump about lively (on couches), but his sperm can't. Mimi said all 3 of them died way back in 80's.
OT. I am going to give Kdouche a medal!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:43pm.
Rosemary, if you are truely mentally ill, you will ALWAYS be mentally ill. You never get permamnent recovery, only keeping your illness under control via meds.
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Speacking as someone who truly does have mental health issues I say - Amen to that.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by cycloneb on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:57pm.
LMAO
You've got high standards.
I like that in a person.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Hey Mrs.Kravitz
Nope!
but...if someone wanted to chop her head off and shove it even further up her arse? I could settle for that.
I will not rest until Suri's true paternity is revealed. It is my mission.
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Are you familiar with the paternity issues of Eric Cartman? I figure it's either that or the child is a clone.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
*sobs in Mrs. K's arms*
Ok. Thank you.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:51pm.
Holy Crap!!!!! I am so totally ashamed that I know this fucking much about Britney fucking Spears.
Some one please give me a lobotomy.
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Well, hun...
*putting arm around M.E.'s shoulder*
You do seem a little bit obsessed, but I am the SAME WAY with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I will not rest until Suri's true paternity is revealed. It is my mission.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
oh no Michael and i have a difference of opinion!! Kev is the better parent. Brit shouldnt have custody of furniture much less children.
Holy Crap!!!!! I am so totally ashamed that I know this fucking much about Britney fucking Spears.
Some one please give me a lobotomy.
Submitted by cycloneb on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:45pm.
The Fucktard should have her uterus forcibly removed
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would you settle for a tubal ligation?
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Not just beers. On this People cover, that little thumb photo with her in red? That was in Vegas for Kevin's birthday, she was pregnant, hadnt admitted it yet, but rumors were already swarming, yet tabloids reported the next day that "She must not be pregnant because she was sipping cosmo's all night."
She's a retard.
Where is my calculator? Now...what is the KDouche supposedly receiving in child support payments? $20K a month, spread over 18 years...that's $4320000. <> Just seems to me that, back when they first split, he could have easily gotten that amount of money in one interview alone. Invested wisely...he would be by far better off than he is today. (I mean, don't forget that money is child support and he does actually have to spend some of it on the kids.)
I hate to say this slutz, but I honestly do believe HE has those boys best interests at heart. They do look happy with him. I think he is doing a good job.
The Fucktard should have her uterus forcibly removed and never again be allowed to give birth. EVAH!!! She is nothing but a fucking lying dumb swamp trash has been.
I do convienantly forget things a lot with her i guess, i realized that lol
Rosemary, if you are truely mentally ill, you will ALWAYS be mentally ill. You never get permamnent recovery, only keeping your illness under control via meds.
So if she made all those "mistakes" because she is mentally ill, then there is room for error again, especially if she goes of her meds. Which is at even higher risk.
Please note, I don't beleive she has a mental illness.
Ideally, I'd like to see her and her kids go into witness protection. If K-Fed wants to do it too, fine.
I will say this about Kevin.
His face got FAT!!!!
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Gee I do remember her drinking when pregnant with JJ. Cause someone told me Britney is pregnant again. I said no way, she was drinking beer the other day. I definately do remember that.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:30pm.
Damn, JJ looks "special"
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He looks like Shitney. She looks like she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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I guess she meant that tits, she probably was talking about when her kids were with kevin and taken from her. Duh, I guess i was assuming.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:29pm.
Believe me, I am NOT defending him. I have no idea what kind of parent he is and I do not care. I am just saying that critical thinking is important and just because we don't see something on TV or read about it on the Interwebs or tabloids doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.