Brit Brit Did It Better Last Year
Brit Brit celebrated her 27th birfday in NYC last night with a party attended by a bunch of people she doesn't really know. Let's see...Lance Bass was there, so was Heidi Klum, a dude from Lipstick Jungle and a few Victoria's Secret models. Basically, the party was filled with bitches her record label invited.
Unfortunately, Brit didn't recreate the picture above, taken last year for her birfday. Maybe her eyes can't do that anymore because of all the meds. That would be surprising, because when I'm hopped up on a delicious cocktail of dolls, my eyes only do that. I've even tried to pry them apart with my fingers, but they just go right back. Brit must have that side effect under control. Although, in the pictures below her titties kind of look like they are going cross eyed. Or maybe they are just trying to pop out. They miss the old days where they could just jump out whenever they wanted to. Daddy Spears probably has them sedated too, so they won't try any of that shit.
Below are also some pictures of Brit at rehearsal for the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting tonight. I wish I was there so that I could pour a little cinnamon sugar on her bun. You know she would've tried to eat that shit! And yes, I think Brit looks purdy here. No, I am not on a Frapp high.
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she looks purdy beat
haggard and dried up at 27
and looking Pam Andersonish in some of these pics....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Why the fuck can't this girl just put on a dress that fits-one that doesn't show her possum or her nipples? It's like apparently impossible to get Britney correctly dressed no matter how many people are hired or how much money she spends. It's amazing.
And someone tell me what the hell is wrong with her head. She shaved her head years ago and you can still tell she's pretty much bald with a bad weave hanging on for dear life.
Why the hell does she look so much like Jessica Simpson in thumbnail 5?
Beautiful! lol
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Without people to dress her, Shitney looks a mess!! lol
Her face looks like a old ass hoker now!
Sanity is boring. Deal wiffit.
amazing
she looks put together and gorgeous. see what wearing grown up clothes and a decent weave can do!
praise his holy name she finally hired a stylist who cares
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
If she did the cross-eyed thing it would be way better. That's a great look for her. I so miss it. I have the same problem with dolls, they make me go cross-eyed if there's too much shit in them. So I wouldn't look like a freak I gave it up.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:17pm.
She lip synchs. How is that talent? What made her famous was her hot little body and her dancing. She was an entertainer. NOT a musician.
She doesn't even TRY in her dancing anymore.
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Totally agree!! I couldn't believe that she just walks around now or does the "i'm too drunk to dance" moves with her arms.
She looks amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see the old Brit in that 6 thumb.
She's just BritShit under a pile of coat and makeup and hair.
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I think Brit is very pretty when she hires the right people.
*runs away*
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:33pm.
You know Brit is doing that circus theme BUT, Christina ALREADY did the circus theme back in 2006(?). So does this mean Brit is copying X-tina?
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No.
Christina only did the "Circus" theme for the Hurt video.
The tour second part of the tour was "Circus" themed, because that part had the "fun, uptempo" songs (Candyman, new version of Dirrty, etc..)
Singers have been doing "Circus" themed tours/songs/music video FOR YEARS, before Christina and Britney came on the scene.
Can we please leave 1999 behind?
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Boring.
52wpm?!? WTF? NO way! I type faster than that!
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Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:01pm.
No. I do not like white bread Britney. Bring Psycho Brit back.
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A lot of people are feeling this. I think its cuz it's 1. more honest and, more importantly, 2. more interesting.
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She does look pretty, which is hard for Brit. She can normally pull off cute, but pretty never comes to mind. Good for her, finally!
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:33pm.
You know Brit is doing that circus theme BUT, Christina ALREADY did the circus theme back in 2006(?). So does this mean Brit is copying X-tina?
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aaaand brit already did the futuristic - leathery thing, back in toxic, and christina is doing it now. so.. is x-tina copying brit?
**whatever**
You know Brit is doing that circus theme BUT, Christina ALREADY did the circus theme back in 2006(?). So does this mean Brit is copying X-tina?
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She has the weirdest boobs. I'm sick of her comeback already.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
she must be using some extra-strength "make me rational" breath spray
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She lip synchs. How is that talent? What made her famous was her hot little body and her dancing. She was an entertainer. NOT a musician.
She doesn't even TRY in her dancing anymore.
Fuck I miss the crazy
Enough of this "I'm all better" routine this twat and her handlers keep shoving down our throats. She can't sing or dance. The crazy train version was a whole lot more entertaining than anything else she's ever done. And I sure don't see what you ladies see in her manager - he's got that pervert/child molester look to me. Look how he's "managed" her from the beginning - if its not her tits, its her ass always showing. She needs to just go away.
Shitney, you're 27 years old. You are a mother. Having your titties just about jumping out of your dress is NOT sexy or flattering.
Cover the fuck up ok?
blah..I scored 62, then 61 when I did it the 2nd time. I suck.
I don't believe I am saying this, maybe it is a case of schadenfreude, but I miss the head shaving, running into other people's cars, chasing people with a umbrella, baby dropping Brit. She was so much more entertaining then. Now she is so white bread.
No. I do not like white bread Britney. Bring Psycho Brit back.
At least we have Amy Winehouse to fill that void now.
DAMN - that dress is suffocating her utters! I don't know why she thinks people want to see her saggy teets smothered across her chest??
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
She looks tree trunk chunky. Yuck!.
Pop sucks and so does she!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:17am.
Off topic - how fast do you type?
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240wpm. aparently, that´s not much. it landed me the 4937937599357395093773857984 spot. nice!
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224 wpm. I think that's my highest so far...
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:17am.
Off topic - how fast do you type?
46 wpm...I am ashamed =(
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Happy Holidays
*sigh* She just looked SO GREAT last year!
This year - blah.
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wrong post
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:17am.
Off topic - how fast do you type?
http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/
On topic - The pic of her last year is bloody creepy."
It said I type 80 wpm, but other tests have me scored at 95.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:02am.
_Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:00am.
I may be one of the only ones that finds Brit Brit's manager Larry quite attractive.
Ive been trying to find out his orientation because when he stays in NYC i see him around the area over here and well, i want to bite his hiney.
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That's hot!
*throws a nickel at Paris*
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"Submitted by theboy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:10am.
LovePapaSmurf:
I find Larry hot too, I guess he's the type so kinky, and feels atracted to BDSM."
One can only hope!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Off topic - how fast do you type?
http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/
On topic - The pic of her last year is bloody creepy.
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Shitter's MTV cockumentary wasn't the ratings bonanza the bigwigs hoped for. Here's the whole thing for those of us who had better things to do at the time. Today I'm at work on someone else's dime so I'd watch a dog take a dump rather than work today:
http://stonegroovesmash.com/?p=35#more-35
Mediocre person indeed although she's been bowed and scraped to by the peons who need their paycheck. Meh let her think she's sumptin special... This is what an immature, stunted, self indulged twat looks like and this cockumentary didn't tell me a GD thing I didn't already know. Her kids are whiners for a reason and if Daddy Spears thought it was funny to scare the shit out of them with his halloweenie then I see where Shitters gets it from.
Nip Slips! I see Nip Slips!
At least it is better than the full-on cooter shots we were accustomed to.
Submitted by theboy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:07am.
rehearsal? but why?
If she is the queen of the lip sync.
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I know, right? She looks like she's actually singing there which skeers me!
But, MK, can't we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have ANOTHER video of Womanizah? PLEEEEEEEEASE! (not)
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LovePapaSmurf:
I find Larry hot too, I guess he's the type so kinky, and feels atracted to BDSM.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:00am.
I may be one of the only ones that finds Brit Brit's manager Larry quite attractive.
_Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05am.
I dunno? ha ha ha
I think he has nice eyes and a cute ass!
*twirls hair* I dunnnooooo *blushes* Hes just cute.
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rehearsal? but why?
If she is the queen of the lip sync.
Upgrade form last year, but that was hardly difficult.
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"Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:02am.
Ive been trying to find out his orientation because when he stays in NYC i see him around the area over here and well, i want to bite his hiney.
*hides*"
Hahaha.
Are you too attracted to him because he seems so powerful and likes to tell people what to do?
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Too bad she didn't keep the coat on the whole time. Aside from the ridiculously low-cut dress, she looks good.
I miss crazy Brit too. At least when she's behaving like that, her kids can say, "I guess Mommy didn't want to be with us because she's sick-lahk in the hayd." When she's "sane," they just have to realize she just doesn't want them.
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_Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:00am.
I may be one of the only ones that finds Brit Brit's manager Larry quite attractive.
Ive been trying to find out his orientation because when he stays in NYC i see him around the area over here and well, i want to bite his hiney.
*hides*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I may be one of the only ones that finds Brit Brit's manager Larry quite attractive.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
She is so fucking boring!
She either goes back to crazy, or she won't be covered at all.
I know that she's about to crack again.
Can't wait!
I think she looks really good here. I'm not crazy about the dress...it needs a little more on top...but with the coat on, she looks nice. And look at that, she got herself som Lou Boutin's...good girl Brit.
I watched her special last night, it was good...I think it personalized her.