Brit Brit Did It Better Last Year
Brit Brit celebrated her 27th birfday in NYC last night with a party attended by a bunch of people she doesn't really know. Let's see...Lance Bass was there, so was Heidi Klum, a dude from Lipstick Jungle and a few Victoria's Secret models. Basically, the party was filled with bitches her record label invited.
Unfortunately, Brit didn't recreate the picture above, taken last year for her birfday. Maybe her eyes can't do that anymore because of all the meds. That would be surprising, because when I'm hopped up on a delicious cocktail of dolls, my eyes only do that. I've even tried to pry them apart with my fingers, but they just go right back. Brit must have that side effect under control. Although, in the pictures below her titties kind of look like they are going cross eyed. Or maybe they are just trying to pop out. They miss the old days where they could just jump out whenever they wanted to. Daddy Spears probably has them sedated too, so they won't try any of that shit.
Below are also some pictures of Brit at rehearsal for the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting tonight. I wish I was there so that I could pour a little cinnamon sugar on her bun. You know she would've tried to eat that shit! And yes, I think Brit looks purdy here. No, I am not on a Frapp high.
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wow, she looks absolutely beautiful at the Christmas Tree lighting. Gorgeous.
Nanners, I agree....she'll crack within 6 months.
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
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It won't be long.George Bush will be leaving office in a coupla' months...taking ALL of the cultural icons of his era with him.STARTING WITH THIS HO'.(I pray) She will be relegated to lip-synching Bush family barbecues about 4 times a year.
on another note, larry is really hot. brit, go for it!!! seriously. she´s with him all the time, he´s her manager, he´s her friend, he´s hot, i don´t know if he´s married, and he´s got money!!! britney, WAKE UP!!!
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she´s only got the kids 40% of the time. what´s she supposed to do, the rest of the time??? seat around and eat cheetos? the girl´s gotta work to feed those kids, since k-fed has no money and the will to do so. fuck!!!
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Who ever picked out that dress for Cheeto-licious to wear should be whipped with drity bra straps and be forced to go back to design school.
That just looks stupid.
That picture makes me laugh EVERYtime I see it.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:49am.
The only therapy I see her getting are her MTV and ABC specials. That's when she gets to vent.
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Then let's pencil her in for a breakdown mid-2009. There is no way I'll believe Britney can keep her shit together for an entire 12 months. Too bad Daddy "Bad Clown" Spears is there to commit her when she does crack again.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:14am.
That IS a nice coat!!!
I am having one hell of a time finding a nice knee length coat this year that doesn't cost me a kidney!
garage sales baby!!!
damn, I went to a fea market in a church basement and got me the most adorable suede coat for four bucks.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Wow, my girl Brit looks amazing! Seeing these pics contrasted with her birthday pics last year really drives home how far gone she was and far she has come since then. You are becoming a "cooler chick" than you ever have been Britney, keep it up! I'm buying your album to help you get to #1 where you belong!!!
I gotta say....I don't care if that girl is miserable or what. She needs to do whatever Larry and Daddy say. She looks about a million times better than just a year ago. The weave is clean, spray tan is even, makeup subtle, dress fabulous, and I want that coat. Good job.
That dress is horrible. Nobody wants to see your tits, Brit. Put 'em away.
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I am with Nanners. I don't want to live in a world with a sane Britney (even if sane is only defined by a cocktail of candy).
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Wait wait wait!! Are those poloroids??? Who takes poloroids? Welcome to 1950 ya'll!
Is this some hip club thing that I am unaware of?
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She does look pretty. And she DOES look like Chestica!
But. Pretty is as pretty does.
Miss Priss hahahahaha!
She look like she's saying "DOOOOYYYEEEEE" hahaha
Rich and famous people suck.
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Britney Jean is not my lova
She's just a girl who
Says that I AM THE ONE!
BUT
The kid is not my son!...
I dunno where that came from I mean, why. I don't know why.
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WTF is she doing performing at Rockeffeller tree lighting ceremony. Noooooooooooooo!! That's just wrong!! That sh!t is supposed to a little higher caliber than MTV, and not another sorry excuse, I mean, opportunity, for Brit Brit's 'comeback'. Ugh :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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She looks insanely HOTT! LOVE her! She is MY GOD! <3 u Britttney jean!
Bathe her, dress her up, sedate her, put her on a leash...she's still trash. Rich trash, but trash just the same.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:21am.
Mel-Tang
Seriously, shut yo mouf bitch! LOL
Some of these hollyweird skanks look alike. For example, in these pics, she looks a tid bit like Chestica Simpson.
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Ha! Guess I'm not alone on that one:)
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OMG It's Jessucka Simpson 2.0!
When's her cuntry album coming out?
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Mel-Tang
Seriously, shut yo mouf bitch! LOL
Some of these hollyweird skanks look alike. For example, in these pics, she looks a tid bit like Chestica Simpson. I guess that's how they fabricate them in hollyweird. Cookie-cutter bitches. And no talent to boot. UGH
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
100x's better than usual, but she always looks like her feet reek like salt and vinegar chips.
The boobs are a distraction....if you're staring at them you won't notice the crazy/stupid/lack of talent.
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@ Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:08am
Oh yeah. I don't get why no one just stands up and says BITCH, YOU CAN'T SING!
Then again, no one stood up and said BITCH, YOU ARE A USELESS WHORE to Parisite Hilton, either.
*sigh*
Submitted by m on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:08am.
Love her coat.
Oh, and I firmly believe everyone in this country could stand to lose 10 pounds... just look what it does for you!
I figure I've got about 9 more 'comebacks' before I need to lose 10 pounds!
Rich and famous people suck.
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That IS a nice coat!!!
I am having one hell of a time finding a nice knee length coat this year that doesn't cost me a kidney!
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Larry looks a little like Daniel Craig!
Ima askeerd for MK, he's under the Cheeto Spell these days.....
And no, she still looks crazy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Larry is the one with the jeans and white T on. She always seems so akward and has that fake ass smile on her face. Did one of her boobs finally pop out of the dress?
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarb a by da te . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Love her coat.
Oh, and I firmly believe everyone in this country could stand to lose 10 pounds... just look what it does for you!
She looks exactly like Jessica Simpson, with about as much talent.
Her boobs are scaring the hell outta me in that dress. Spring for a proper fitting, Papa Spears.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:03am.
Which one is Larry?
I think this is him:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/larry-rudolph-photo.jpg
Fug imo. But he is responsible for pretty much making her famous I think. She cut him off when the crazy train came through, and has re-hired him again so she can make some $$$.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I know. It's stupid, really, but it's unfair.
Besides, this bitch is like, everywhere now. She's lucky she got so many breaks and people always making excuses for her and she never owning up to her fuckups, including her children. All of that is dust in the wind now, she's baaaack!!! *eye roll*
It's kind of sickening she got away with so much shit, and now the media is pushing her shit on us again, like nothing ever happened.
Must of us don't get breaks, ever. I am jelly of her luck I guess, nothing else. I sure as hell don't want to be her!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I guess since she's proven that she's wholly incapable of looking after herself or her kids, it's a life of indentured servitude for her. This pony may only know one trick, but I'll be damned if Papa Spears ain't gonna do it to death!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:03am.
Which one is Larry?
He's in jeans and white T in the 10th pic.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:02am.
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all i can think is Duuuhhhhh She looks Speshul there
lMAO!! I know! I hate that hillbilly 'guffaw' thing she does with her mouf.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Wake me up when the crazy train derails again, and you know it will.
so that's making "witch eyes."
it all makes sense now.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Which one is Larry?
I agree with the poster that said she looks like a puppet and is probably heavily medicated. She is trapped and it shows.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:59am.
Sugaroo
I know, I hate this hillbillie too. And I don't hate too many people
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I don't even like to use the word hate but something about her pisses me off. Maybe it's that she made it so big and rich with near-zero talent!
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all i can think is Duuuhhhhh She looks Speshul there
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Not one of her fucking kids in sight. Only her droopy silicone tits. Is this bitch's comeback only related to looking like a hot slut and bringing in dough? STAY HOME AND BE A GODDAMN MOM TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
Brit looks pretty and she was on the verge of a nip slip.I agree with the person who said Larry Rudolph is hot,I think so too.I wonder if he is straight or gay,he is very sexy but not as sexy as Daddy Spears!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Hate, hate, hate the dress her boobs look like they are totally different sizes and the dress just makes it worse!!!
Sugaroo
I know, I hate this hillbillie too. And I don't hate too many people
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Why do I hate this cow-eyed wasteof skin so much?