Brit Brit Did It Better Last Year
Brit Brit celebrated her 27th birfday in NYC last night with a party attended by a bunch of people she doesn't really know. Let's see...Lance Bass was there, so was Heidi Klum, a dude from Lipstick Jungle and a few Victoria's Secret models. Basically, the party was filled with bitches her record label invited.
Unfortunately, Brit didn't recreate the picture above, taken last year for her birfday. Maybe her eyes can't do that anymore because of all the meds. That would be surprising, because when I'm hopped up on a delicious cocktail of dolls, my eyes only do that. I've even tried to pry them apart with my fingers, but they just go right back. Brit must have that side effect under control. Although, in the pictures below her titties kind of look like they are going cross eyed. Or maybe they are just trying to pop out. They miss the old days where they could just jump out whenever they wanted to. Daddy Spears probably has them sedated too, so they won't try any of that shit.
Below are also some pictures of Brit at rehearsal for the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting tonight. I wish I was there so that I could pour a little cinnamon sugar on her bun. You know she would've tried to eat that shit! And yes, I think Brit looks purdy here. No, I am not on a Frapp high.
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I remember MK's caption for this picture last year:
"It's Mah Barfday!!"
I remember cuz I busted out laughing at the office
lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Her titas are hanging out
Her makeup is so 1999
She's not very graceful, is she?
All I see is a skank with too much pressure
Meh
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:53am.
It's Brit week at D-listed!
No kidding. I'm already tired of her comeback.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
holy fucking shitney, she acts likes she's 19 and now she looks like it?
but according to britannica she was her normal shy self:
She seemed a little nervous as she took her spot up front, biting her lower lip and fidgeting with her hands in typical Britney fashion
go figure, girl needs some self esteem
It's Brit week at D-listed!
I hate it when she goes all Jessica Simpson with her mouth. She has been looking good, lately though. I'm starting to think it's some robot that they programmed to be a tiny bit crazy so it would be believable.
Jeebus I can almost see areola's in thumbnail 11. Gross.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:45am.
I miss crazy Brit. She's so medicated it's like she's a puppet. Is she getting any real therapy or just having pills thrown at her?
The only therapy I see her getting are her MTV and ABC specials. That's when she gets to vent.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:45am.
I miss crazy Brit.
For real. Her real craziness was the only thing that elevated her from being just another hack entertainer with a trainwreck of a life.
You know, this goody two-shoes act she's playing out can only last so long. The crazy still lurks inside, and it's just waiting to catch the next train that comes rolling through. She's playing the "evurythang's alright in mah head" game so she can fool daddy and everyone else into giving her the freedom she so desires back.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
I actually have a crush on her manager, don't know why... *blush*
Poor girl, it sucks to be her.
Is she doing her Uncle Fester impersonation?
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
That dress is horrible. Nobody wants to see your tits, Brit. Put 'em away.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Does this bitch know how to take a picture that is not NSFW? Damn, its always either the top or bottom falling out with her!
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
I miss crazy Brit. She's so medicated it's like she's a puppet. Is she getting any real therapy or just having pills thrown at her?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
She needs to get whoever it was that did her makeup for her rehearsal last night on permanent standby. It doesn't look a thing like her, but this version is actually pretty, and more importantly, age appropriate.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
She's look good but I'm wondering how she's able to keep her boobs in that dress?
She actually looks okay, but notice the lighting is kind, and the pics aren't super clear.