Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Morning Wood
A standing O for Prop 8: The Musical! Neil Patrick Harris should really be in everything. - Funny or Die
Eva LongWHORIA is a closet smoker. I feel for that poor cigarette - Celebitchy
The fuckery keeps pouring out of Kanye West's mouth - I'm Not Obsessed
Brad and Angie won't get married until Maddox approves - Socialite Life
AnnaLynne McCord and her ginge pussy - SOW
Tyler Durden was voted the greatest movie character of all time. Otis from Milo & Otis was robbed - ICYDK
Katie Couric's new lezzie haircut - Mollygood
Who the fuck is buying this skank whore's slut juice? - Popbytes
Daddy Spears is good at his job - Holy Moly!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:23pm.
Most of the comments over at Socialite Life regarding Bradley "hating the paparazzi" *pausing to laugh hysterically* are pretty great. This is my favorite:
"If he hates the paparazzi so much, he should tell that dumb cunt he lives with to stop calling them to set up photo ops."
Short, sweet, and accurate.
Ah. Madam S. Brevity is not only the soul of wit but the foundation of many other good qualities. Which Bradders might want to reflect on before he subjects us to the neuron leakage known as his ‘thoughts’
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
NPH is so hot i'm going to have a sex change, become a dude, break up his long-term relationship, and hit it HARD!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:25pm.
Slutsville, you did to me what I did to others like three times yesterday! Turnabout is fair play...
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Okay, but you thunk it before I wrote it.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:25pm.
Exactly!!! Does he not see the hypocrisy in what he's saying???
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Of course he does, but he thinks he can pee on our necks and tell us it's raining and we will believe him.
He and Angie know they are admired (mistakenly, of course) for, pardon the expression, "keeping it real," so he's just playing that up.
He knows perfectly well what he's doing.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Exactly!!! Does he not see the hypocrisy in what he's saying??? He thinks there should be a law against the paps taking pics of his kids & selling them so the whole world can see but it's okay if he does it??? How exactly is taking photos of your newborns chewing on their mother's nipple & selling it to a magazine only to have it plastered on magazine covers all over the world for everyone to see "protecting" them??? WTF??? I am seriously starting to think that Brad might just possibly have an extra chromosome. That would definetly explain Shiloh's "special" look.
And Brad may be starting to look like William Macy, but he most definetly is NO William Macy. While William Macy may not have the hot looks (but at this point, neither does Brad), he still has more talent in the head of his penis than Brad has in his entire pudgy body.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:26pm.
oh, and on the asshats known as brangie, I refer them to my siggy. If you don't want the fucking attention, stop opening your hemmoriod lips and yapping about your personal lives, and stop selling your "private" film to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
Love the Prop 8 play! That was fabulously entertaining. It would have made a great commercial for the No On Prop 8 campaign, maybe just shortened a bit for t.v.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:12pm.
peaches on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:09pm
Oh I know, laws against the paps.
Over at Looney Land (JJ) yesterday he was commended for saying it and all the tards there were saying shit like how he is such good father for wanting to protect them, all while drooling over all the photos of the kids and whatnot.
JJ would explode if there were laws and no pictures to get posted
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I seriously don't know what's worse, Brad in this video, Or the JJ crew!!! I can't even go over to look at those comments, the ones you guys copy and Paste here are enough for me!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Slutsville, you did to me what I did to others like three times yesterday! Turnabout is fair play...
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Danka Mdme. S....this quote makes me adore Daniel just that much more...
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Idiots drive me loco, I am glad you know who I am talking about. The pictures of that man were really sad. That was some BAD shit.
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idiots drive me loco,
I do LOVE your siggy. I was admiring it the other day. I cannot STAND these twats (Brangie more than almost anyone else in the fucking world) who play the paparazzi and media game so hard and then pretend to not like it.
zoomay, I think the fact that he was poisoned by the KGB should exempt him...Brad had the hot sucked out of him by choosing to be with a soulsucking twat. Apples/oranges here :)
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Brad wishes he was half the man William H. Macy is. I think Bill Macy is hot and a great actor, both of which elude Brad.
Brad Pitt must have the world record for quickest fall to ugly ever by a man. Let me do some research on that. The one spy who was poisoned in Europe could possibly win, but he is disqualified due to pity. Brad's only excuse is that he stopped sexing his true love Clooney. Brad could be sitting in a bar and asking me to take him home and I would still laugh in his face. He must feel like crap. You can't hide emotion for long.
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Is that a picture of Brad or William H. Macy?
oh, and on the asshats known as brangie, I refer them to my siggy. If you don't want the fucking attention, stop opening your hemmoriod lips and yapping about your personal lives, and stop selling your "private" film to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Most of the comments over at Socialite Life regarding Bradley "hating the paparazzi" *pausing to laugh hysterically* are pretty great. This is my favorite:
"If he hates the paparazzi so much, he should tell that dumb cunt he lives with to stop calling them to set up photo ops."
Short, sweet, and accurate.
peaches on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:09pm
Oh I know, laws against the paps.
Over at Looney Land (JJ) yesterday he was commended for saying it and all the tards there were saying shit like how he is such good father for wanting to protect them, all while drooling over all the photos of the kids and whatnot.
JJ would explode if there were laws and no pictures to get posted.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The only time I ever thought Brad Pitt was hot was when he was in Fight Club. "Greatest movie character", though, I don't think so.
Oh christ, listening to Brad Pitt go off about the Paps made me throw up a little in my mouth!!! He says there should be laws against them! Ha! Bullshit! He'd be nothing without them photographing his every move, Which we all know he makes money off of by allowing him to do that!!! I think some paparazzi need to come forward and start telling their side of the story!!! He says how bad he felt talking about his family publically, Well he Should!!! He humiliated his kids!! I doubt he felt bad on his own, I'll bet his own parents called him and yelled at him for humiliating his children on National television!! They Just hate what an ass Angelina has made him into! And If Brad wants to thank people for helping build those homes, maybe he should thank them himself!!! He needs to show his fans more love!!!
Uggh!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Eva should really quit.Nothing is worse than an attractive woman puffing on a cancer stick.Tacky.
Kanye West's is very talented but his ego is huge,he and RiRi needs to hook up and dethrone Pitt and Jolie as King and Queen of the assholes.
Brad and Angie make me want to punch babies.
Tyler Durden is a great character,maybe not number one but def in the top 5
Katie Couric look butchalicious
Hilton's perfume actually smells ok,I am sure she has minimal input in it's creation.
Daddy Spears is good at everything!I hope she was not phoning Adnan.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Oh BOOOOOOOO to you Fight Club H8TERZ!
Besides, it's the character, not The Brad that got these "votes".
Why didn't I get to vote?
And The Brad was HWAT!!!!! Was hwat....now I'm sad.
NPH is awesomeness.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
HAHAHAHA Brad looks like William H. Macy in that photo! Not that I don't like William H. Macy, just that Brad Pitt shouldn't look like him.
This is what Tampaxalina does to men.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Uh.. Wouldn't Maddox want his parent to get married?? Oh wait, Billy Bob is his adoptive father, Not Brad!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Prop 8 the musical sucked because probably before it's half way finished people who it's meant to reach have already shut it off. "The Simpsons" people do a much better job of a musical in under 60 seconds, that's watchable.
I would do a shepherd & lambs scene for Xmas if I could get a teeny statute of jack black as Jesus.
Was that the gay cook from trueblood in that clip on prop 8?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Quote from the hella douche:
I now want to be grouped among those musicians you see in those old black-and-white photos - the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles.
The nerve.
Anyone want to buy some rare colour photos of the stones, hendrix or the beatles? Act now and don't be disappointed.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I think its time for Kanye to eat a dick at least as a preventitive measure to keep his trout lips shut.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:41pm.
I'm telling you! Britney is like an active volcano inside. She's going to spew, and take Daddy Warbucks with her.
Rich and famous people suck.
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and has constant attention from bodyguards whom her father employs and then pays for with Britney's money. Brilliant!
Recently Jamie discovered that Britney had made an unauthorised call and traced it back to the phone of one of these expensive bodyguards. Britney had worked her womanly wiles on the chap and convinced him to lend her his phone while she made a call that had not been expressly authorised
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Addnone?
But that first part - I'm sure he's just hiring whatever kinds of bitches she had before.
O the Cheeto-train is coming how are you? CHOO! CHOO!
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-"Submitted by Kp on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:13pm."
Indeed!. It's funny because even his fans recognize him for being "hot", but not for being a good actor. Nobody says he's a good actor, he has always been and always will be the "pretty" dude from Thelma and louise, Leyends of the fall, Troy and Fight Club. He's doomed.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Daddy Paycheck is keeping his paycheck locked up gutntight. Don't think for one minute he cares about anything more than making sure that every last dollar can be squeezed from the over hyped circus that this entire endeavor has become. He knows he only has one shot left at cashing in and this is it. It's still exploitation. I hope the background loop doesn't go out.
uh...Tyler Durden!?? You have to be kidding me! Out of all the great characters in classic cinema..Brad Pitt is a decent actor, but no where near the caliber of the likes of James Stewart and other legends. He is famous for being hot. The end.
Katie's new haircut really plays up that Manjaw. A Dikon haircut indeed.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:49pm.
Nice way of putting more pressure on your kids Brad. So, they decide what you and your woman do. Sweet! I wonder if they ask their kids permission to have fuckey times as well.
Only if she can't make up her mind between Brad and James Haven.
"Kids? Daddy or Uncle James? Whose turn is it for mommy love?"
Maddox "No need mom, your adoption catalogue has arrived. There's a two for one on Nambains!"
*door slams*
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Brad Pitt is an aging twink with all the mental capablilties one would expect. Goes without saying.
Katie's hair is pretty awful. Didn't that guy from the Goo Goo Dolls rock that in the 90s? But I can feel her pain. I cut my own hair recently and my boy had plenty to say which wouldn't matter if he wasn't a stylist. He asked me if I took Abby's [the yorkie] scissors and hoped for the best. My defense was that it was getting too long in the back and I was feeling a little too Billy Ray. Fucker.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Nice way of putting more pressure on your kids Brad. So, they decide what you and your woman do. Sweet! I wonder if they ask their kids permission to have fuckey times as well.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I agree! Very few of the "famous" people seemed to give shit about prop 8 until it passed, & now all of a sudden all of these celebs are coming out of the woodwork. WTF???
Also, I didn't care for Fight Club either. I've always heard everyone talk about what a "brilliant" film it was, but I just didn't see it. To me, a "brilliant" film is something like Apocalypse Now or A Clockwork Orange, not the supposedly "deep" Fight Club. But to each their own, I guess.
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Submitted by Genevieve on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:40pm.
Where was everyone before Prop 8 got passed? I love how they come out of the woodwork now to bitch about it. Maybe all these protests & cute little videos should have been done months ago!
I second everything lizzieb and K2 said. Also, why the hell does it MATTER if they get married? Call me old-fashioned, but once you've got 6 kids together, what's the point?
And yes, totally wise to let a group of shell-shocked (Pax), feuding, socially isolated children make a decision like whether their parents should get married. I feel for those kids, their lives must be a circus.
John C. Reily should be in everything too!! Lurve him. And if Jack Black loses a little weight, he should play JC more often - that was pretty good!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
"Pop art"?. Isn't there already a "pop" genre?. Dumbass. But let's let him be, delusional people don't really use their gray cells.
Brad and Angelina don't want to marry, period. People should stop bothering them about marriage. Sooner than later, they will run out of excuses anyway since they are not bright bulbs. Just let them be, they'll end up separated anyway so they are saving their own money from each other. Nice move.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Where was everyone before Prop 8 got passed? I love how they come out of the woodwork now to bitch about it. Maybe all these protests & cute little videos should have been done months ago!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:26pm.
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Actually you're right. Fight Club sucked sweaty stinky balls! But yeah, some people love it. Why? It's beyond my comprehension. Whatever floats their boat I guess.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I loved Fight Club. I still have to make sure I am strapped in my seat when it is on, so I don't run up to the TV and start licking it when Brad is on the screen.....
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
Salem13, Christine: Thanks! That one slipped by me. Even though it's none of my business and I used to be a huge smoker myself, I'm glad he quit.
Fight Club suxed.
Obama quit smoking, yes.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:19pm.
Yes, but he quit. Heres a link if you care.
http://abcnews.go.com/politics/Story?id=2855994&page=1
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
Edited to remove as much of an annoying double post as I could.Sorry.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:26pm.
Fight club was a terrible movie...why doesn't anybody believe me?
I do.I watched ten minutes and got bored.Over hype brings on my ADHD.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!