Morning Wood

brad's looking like the homeless guy who hangs out in front of the car wash.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Fight club was a terrible movie...why doesn't anybody believe me?

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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.

I agree with every word you write but for one thing- could there be any MORE info? I don't know when either of them last had a shit but I think I know everything else!

Oh fuck,I posted on the brange, wasn't going to do that again
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It sounds like they both give the same info in their interviews. I think they actually might be running out of material! Soon enough it will be time to whip the twins out for some photo ops. That will surely throw them back into the limelight again. Of course Jolie will decide when and where it will happen. You know she's calculating .... she'll probably take them for a walk in the stroller right around the time of the Oscars!

Oh, and in the comments on Celebitchy, someone writes that Obama is a smoker. Is that TRUE? How did I not hear about this? That can't be true. Anyone know?

Brad bitches about the papz calling out his kids names while trying to take them to school? What school? Those kids haven't gone to an actual school since Maddox attended one in NY (2 years ago)! Did they pull them out of school and home school them b/c of the papz or because of their crazy desire to live in a different state/country every month?! What a disappointment Brad has turned out to be. I actually thought he could tame that nutcase and show her how important it would be for the kids to establish roots and live in one home for stability purposes. I guess she brainwashed his ass real fast! Now he talks like a "stepford" husband.

No Words: Definitely! & his talent makes him all the hotter. Yet again, I'm a fag hag! LOL

Your Mom: I haven't seen the LL Cool J one!

*running off to youtube*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:08pm.
I am most assuredly jumping on the NPH bandwagon.
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Hey, dramaqueen! Thanks for the link...I love NPH! He is hot in a sexy-not safe way.

Dramaqueen: That commercial's great! I also love the one with L.L. Cool J....mmm mmm, damn!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

That Musical ROCKED! "Obama Nation!"

Who knew when Doogie Howser was on TV that NPH would grow up to be so cool?

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Submitted by K2 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:06pm.
Sounds as though he might want privacy because things aren't as swell at home as he wants the public to believe. Now if he could only get fish lips to keep her trap shut about the kids, the knives, the intimate moments in the bath, and the great sex while being pregnant .... maybe then people wouldn't hound them for MORE information!

I agree with every word you write but for one thing- could there be any MORE info? I don't know when either of them last had a shit but I think I know everything else!

Oh fuck,I posted on the brange, wasn't going to do that again.

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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!

Kanye West is the biggest attention whore that ever was. He needs to shut the fuck up. Next thing you know, he'll claim he invented air.

Why is Paris Hilton relevant? She has no talent and she's fugly as hell...WTF?

Brangelina need to shut the fuck up already. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHEN YOU GET MARRIED! Either do it already, or get the fuck out of my face. Why do these stupid interviewers keep asking them about it? Who gives a shit?

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

YMAtT,
Gotcha! Carry on then.

lizzieb,
I liked crazy Ange for being (seemingly) who she wanted to be.
If you look at pics of her and Maddox pre-Brad, it seems that they
genuinely had a connection.

Now she is completely detached from anything outside of her public perception. Those kids have no direction, support or boundaries. It burns my ass!

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I am most assuredly jumping on the NPH bandwagon. Have you seen his Old Spice commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TusJ8HSLaUs

LOVE HIM!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Pitt & Jolie are pathetic at their attempt to hide the fact that they don't REALLY want to marry one another. Waiting for the children to say it's important is when they'll decide to marry? What kind of bullshit is that? Set an example for your kids, don't make your children force a marriage when you obviously don't believe in the institution to begin with!

Also - why is Pitt blubbering to Ann Curry that he doesn't want to discuss his private life or kids anymore? When did this revelation occur? After Oprah? I think the man is tired of the happy family charade and can't actually talk about it in interviews while keeping a straight face. Now all of a sudden he wants privacy for his children? I guess that's only until the next bio child comes along and they need millions of dollars to donate to charity! Sounds as though he might want privacy because things aren't as swell at home as he wants the public to believe. Now if he could only get fish lips to keep her trap shut about the kids, the knives, the intimate moments in the bath, and the great sex while being pregnant .... maybe then people wouldn't hound them for MORE information!

My husband and I were watching Nightly News last night for a hot minute and we both were wondering what Katie did to herself.. now I know it was the haircut.. BAD MOVE KATIE!

I need 371 more votes to take the lead!
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I always thought LongWHOREia was dirty somehow. Nice to know I'm vindicated.

Wonky's fragrances are great for taking the rust stains off your pipes, people! They also double as roach spray!

Hey Brad Pitt- no one really likes you, either! Stop fucking complaining and disappear already.

I LOATHE Katie Couric, so LOL @ her gross haircut.

Daddy Spears is smothering his little cheeto. She's going to go nuts on his ass soon.

Rich and famous people suck.

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Brad Pitt needs to STFU.

I need 371 more votes to take the lead!
YOU CAN GIVE ME THOSE 371 MORE VOTES!!! It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking "Bomb It"
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Prop 8: The Musical! is brilliant!

The rest? Not so much.

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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.

maddox is going to be about 4ft11 tops. i bet pax and shiloh are taller then him already.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:55am
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Abso-fucking-lutely.

I LOVE Prop 8: The Musical! Neil Patrick Harris is the hotness...I have a mad crush on him.

Brad is an idiot who talks out of his ass. Stupido.

Clarisse: I know, but I needed an excuse to use "wonky," "feed" "benji" and "supper" in the same sentence.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:54am.
lizzieb: Your rant made me crack up. And I totally agree with everything you said. Hmmph.

Thanks but God I'm a grumpy old bag.

I ..am ..not..going to post....another word on them. Yes.

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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:53am.
Oh Maddox! Remember his as a baby???? Oh god the cuteness!!! That was back when I loved crazy Ange.

I never loved her but she was a lot less annoying back in the day. Also she seemed to really feel for Maddox and appreciate finding a way to adopt with her past. This is a vibe I get less and less with each new purchase as she thinks she's entitled now, what with being an earth mother and all that.

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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!

YMAtT,
Oh I was being a sarcastic Sally. Sometime it does not trasnate into text.

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.

one thing I will never understand what does the government has anything to do with your personal relationship to god (lets just say) so if you are a "sinner" and want to live in sin say with your gay partner and its against "gods" will how does that anything to do with the government?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

But Clarisse, the word or concept of "love" doesn't even exist in Wonky's vocabulary or peabrain. I chalk it up to her need to one-up Nicole Richie. Bitch needed to feed and Benji ended up being her supper!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Hate.Kanye's.Pompous.Drivel.

Honestly who buys Paris' perfume? If one of my friends told me they were wearing that skank juice I'd have to slap them.

Have a purpose in life--be a bad example

God NPH is so hot and that voice - oh my god.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

lizzieb: Your rant made me crack up. And I totally agree with everything you said. Hmmph.

Oh Maddox! Remember his as a baby???? Oh god the cuteness!!! That was back when I loved crazy Ange.

http://www.celebitchy.com/24098/angelina_jolie_still_struggling_with_the...

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NPH has mad props.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

I like Katie's haircut. It makes her seem a little more serious. I still hate her, though.

Watching that gawky knock-kneed giantess with the basketball-player hands -- Paris Hilton -- attempt to act demure and petite is the funniest thing I've seen here today. It's like watching the Jolly Green Giant try to be Shirley Temple. Ooof!

Brad is starting to look like William H. Macy.

Why yes- who better to decide something relatively important like marriage, something you only do three or four times in your life, than the kids.

A 7 year old on his 4th name and second daddy, a girl who was bought only in consultation with daddy- what with him being married to someone else, a poor bewildered kid who pisses on seats, the blob and the Clomid twins. I would leave it to the Clomid twins, by the time they are old enough to have an opinion these two will be history to each other. Oh piss off and take your horrid upper lip with you.

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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!

PSL,
It was the love of a good man that made Paris look better!

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Eva will put anything in her mouth if it gets her picture taken.

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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!

OMG I do. I love Neil Patrick Harris.

I just saw Harold and Kumar the other day and when he showed up I got all tingly. YAY! NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! YAY! I even watch that stupid show sometimes just to see him.

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Wow. Katie's haircut does look a little dykey.

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GD! Wonky McValtrex needs to stay the hell out of Jersey...this state is contaminated enough!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Paris looks like SHIT there. She was looking really good for a while, now she's back to looking like a skanky hag.

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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James