Sean Avery Suspended For Being A Douche
First of all, is it just me or does Sean Avery's face look like it has fallen off a few hundred times and has been put back on using hot silly putty? Now that we've gotten that out of the way.
So...Sean Avery was suspended by the National Hockey League after he called his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds." Elisha is currently bumping it with Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Sean, who plays for the Dallas Stars and used to be a Vogue intern, made the comments yesterday during a press conference before his team was supposed to play the Flames.
This is the shit he said: "I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
The NHL will hold a hearing with the commissioner to determine what to do with Sean next. I say send the douche to work at the Summer's Eve factory. He'll do great work there.
The owner of Sean's team said they would have suspended his ass if the NHL didn't. "This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so."
That's right! You can knock out a bitch's tooth out with your head, but you can't slag off a C-list actress! The NHL is only filled with the finest gentlemanly gentlemen!
I have a feeling this shit is not about him calling Elisha his sloppy seconds. It's not like he called her a used cunt who likes to get donkey punched in front of toddlers. He only called her his sloppy seconds. Big deal.
The NHL and his team were probably looking for any little thing to get rid of him. When he made that harmless comment, they looked at each other and knew this was the shit they needed.
I don't blame them. The clip below is Sean making the comment and his face is just begging to be beat with a bag of dildos covered in ass dust.
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Jeffro,
LOL! I'm there for ya buddy. As far as his wife being a lesbian, can you blame her?
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I actually think the NHL's decision was well taken, and I don't think it's a question of 'political correctness.' In fact, with the majority of celebrities, reality 'stars', and the general public acting in such degrading and classless ways nowadays, it's about time that the shutdown gets put on.
It's like Obama said: "Pull up your pants, brothers. No one wants to see it." Our society would do well to subscribe to this mentality across the board.
(As long as we can jokingly call each other sluts and whores on dlisted- SOME things are sacred!)
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"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
Yeah, he's a super dick for saying it, but what happened to freedom of speech? And he never named her specifically.
Rich and famous people suck.
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What?! Who cares? That is so nothing...
Ewwwweeee - Didn't he had a fling with one of the Olsen trolls? You can't get sloppier than that.
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*clearing throat* I am proud to say i am nobody's sloppy seconds...that is all.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:46pm.
Oh, honey I lost count years ago.. hopefully, one day you too will walk in my cum covered shoes.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
...but they should have let Avery play, so Phanuef could knock his friggin block off.
That is all.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:53pm.
Hey Hanrahan!!! Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke!
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She's a lesbian! A lesbian!
As always, Clarisse is there to help make my point. :)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:46pm.
He looks like a neanderthal. I'm sure she was as pure as the day is long and nobodys "sloppy seconds". I've always read how much of royal douche this guy is, I don't think I've ever seen him play.
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He's got avg skills for an NHL caliber player at best. His forte is being the 'gnat'...always in opposing players faces, taking subtle and sometimes not-so-subtle cheap shots when he can. His game is to get under a player's skin to take him off his own game.
His comments probably weren't directed at her, he just wanted to piss Phaneuf off.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Hey Hanrahan!!! Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke!
LCT,
I am not sloppy anything. I am keeping my lady card for you!
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What a bs reason to suspend someone. I don't know the guy or how douchey he is, but that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. The NHL needs to pull-out the hockey stick rammed up their ass.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I will not be referred to as sloppy seconds because I was carefully preserved in the freezer. That's why I'm an ice bich.
Yeah, but he was the first HOCKEY guy, right? So all these other hockey guys want his sloppy seconds and that makes them L00sRES and now he's gonna win! Dontcha get it?
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What a fuckhead! I don't know who these two bitches are but saying something like that about your ex in a very public way just shows what a sore loser you are.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I really have no care about these 2, not even sure I know who they are, but I had to comment on her skin in this pic, it looks amazing.
That is all...
Sean, bitter much?
Still, suspending him was an overreaction. Political correctness has run amok again.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:46pm.
aren't we all sloppy seconds?
or thirds?
Or forties?
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What if you lose count? Are you just sloppy? What would you call the gross Justin Timberlake/Scarlett Johanssen/Jessica Biel/Ryan Reynolds whore showdown? They've all slept with each other.
aren't we all sloppy seconds?
or thirds?
Or forties?
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He looks like a neanderthal. I'm sure she was as pure as the day is long and nobodys "sloppy seconds". I've always read how much of royal douche this guy is, I don't think I've ever seen him play.
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I am SO glad this douche got suspended. He has made comments about other players who are battling cancer and the NHL had to impose a new rule because he was such a punk ass bitch waving his arms and stick around in the face of Martin Brodeur last year. This was just the final straw, that's all.
Such a giant douche.
Uh.. Please, guys talk like this ALL the time but of course they are more careful about when/where..big deal.. not a reason to be suspended.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:37pm.
I'll help you, Love Carrottop.
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I'll find a cat, you bring the salt. We'll make his wounds nice and pretty by adding some seasoning.
I'll help you, Love Carrottop.
I thought you got suspended for shooting yourself in the leg or testing positive for PCP or something. WTF? Like Hekki said, everyone is SOMEBODY'S sloppy seconds.
The league had to suspend him for his protection. Avery put a giant target on his own ass when he made that statement. So basically, he has three teams (Calgary, Montreal and Dallas) who are out for his douche blood.
And he's dissing some guy named Dion Poof?!
Hahahaa! These guys play sports?!
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I've worked around hockey players almost all my life... I never found anyone more hated in the NHL than Sean Avery
This pissbag is a total douche, glad to see his mouth finally did get him in trouble.
I was also glad when he suffered a ruptured spleen last spring.
He also dated Rachel Hunter who is engaged to some other pro hockey player. Maybe he should stop dating models/actresses/hockey sluts? Just a thought.
Ugh! What the fuck ever... This Elisha chick has been fucking around non stop since her "Girl Next Door" days. I really dont see the point of him calling her sloppy seconds as if it was wrong for someone to date her after they broke up.
Let's see. Dallas Star(hockey?)player and former Vogue intern. Who issued a press release that his gf is a sloppy second?
Hahahaa! I love this guy!
Sign him the fuck up for dlisted, MK!!
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He's right about that puck fuck. She's a fucking slut and her latest hockey conquest if a fuckpig.
But he's still a dick and any guy who interns at Vogue is a homo anyway so fuck him.
He's in Calgary? Don't worry everyone, when I see him I'll twist his nutsack and hold ice cubes to it.
It's because the NHL does not wan to have their players embarassing the organization like Plaxico Burress and the NFL.
"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
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Haha! I love that kinda thing.
So, Mister - what would you like to say about it?
O nothing - I just wanted to comment on it.
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Submitted by Genevieve: "Cause afterall, she was a virgin when the were together."
Right? Everyone is SOMEONE's sloppy seconds.
And he should have taken the high road. I don't know why he is being such a little bitch to Elisha, but a some class would have been nice. Be the bigger person, you jerk.
this dude needs to be body checked...hard...nevermind...looks like he already has..
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
He's 1) not cute and 2) is actually funny. I love how he considers this chick to be sloppy seconds when, I'm sure, she's had boyfriends before.
What did Vogue see in this douche?
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Ugh, what is Elisha Cuthbert thinking? I've never been a fan of hers, but I think she can do a lot better than Justin Timberlake's assistant, and three meth-faced NHL players (yes, she dated another guy before Sean Avery).
So gross.
As a Stars fan this was the right thing to do. He has been a distraction in the locker room since he got here and needs to go and do his fashion thing.
Plus Dion Phaneuf is a huge mf who would have probably knocked Avery into next Monday. On the other hand if I had bumped uglies with Elisha I'd probably want to tell all of Canada too.
I dont get it....wasnt it just trash talk?
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video, Avery, we want VIDEO of her!
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Cause afterall, she was a virgin when the were together.
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*rolling eyes*
Is that all you got? He don't post pics of her vagina on his myspace page or anything?
That's the most boring suspension ever.
Since when is the NHL so uptight?
Who cares~
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Sean Avery is an asshole anyway.
Funny he referred to Elisha as "sloppy" seconds though. LOL
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
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I don't see what the big deal is - sure it was a stupid thing to say, in a press conference, but I don't think he should have been suspended.
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