Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Bitch Bogus!
Kanye West responded to Stephen Colbert's "Operation Humble Kanye" with the question above.
Asking the question "Who is Stephen Colbert?" is like asking "Who is Spaghetti Cat?" Everyone knows who Stephen Colbert is. Kanye is just scared. Scared that he will be dropped down by El Colbert!
Don't forget to help Stephen's mission to take down Kanye by using your ex-boyfriend's credit card number (you better have remembered to write down the security code too) to purchase Stephen's Christmas album on iTunes today at 5pmEST.
P.S. - Kanye's CAPS lock button must be broken....or on strike.
Source: Kanye's Twitter VIA Videogum
HAHAH KANYEEE GOT SERVED HAHAHA.
y'all did know that was sarcasm, right? of course he knows who he is! Didn't 50 cent pull the same trick trying to sell his album too? Why everyone gotta jump on Kanye's dick to sell an album? His ass is cocky, if you hate him too bad. He isn't gonna change, a'right?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
SHUT THE FUCK UP KANYE! YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW ANYONE, YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD WAY TO FAR UP YOUR ASS! YES I'M YELLING AT YOU ASS WIPE!
Right now, Colbert's album is at #3 on iTunes, while Kanye is at #4. I had no interest in buying Colbert's album but I thought $7.99 was worth shutting Kanye up for a little while.
THAT'S IT. kanye has gone too far.
I know Kanye's a gigantic bitch, but doesn't he have ANY sense of humor? At all?
Stop player hating Kanye.
I hate that little troll. I really hope Stephen kicks his ass.
You know what??? I have tolerated shit hole diarrhea mouth Kanye but this............this....How dare he ask who the hell Steven Colbert is????
Is this douchebag serious?? He needs to go back to being Jay-Z's basement baby and producing songs for him whilst in the darkness of the basement...Curse you Jay for unleashing this sorry obviously insecure piece of human crap to the rest of the world...curse you!!
ok done.
Which celebrity had himself circumcised after his mother died? Tradition in his family dictated that he be circumcised at birth. However, his mother thought the procedure was barbaric and refused to have it done. Shortly after his mother’s death, though, he had himself clipped. It is a little surprising that he went against his mother’s wishes, though, given how close they were.
Kanye West
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Our Lady of Cheetos is #1 on iTunes.
A transparently disingenuous remark from Kanye West, whose music, I confess, I've never heard.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Why didn't he capitalize the first letter of the sentence?
Kanye must have the smallest peepee ever.
the DUDE! abides...
I love Colbert and I bet he will topple him but Kayne might buy his own shit to make sure this does not happen.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I just bought Colbert's album on itunes...let's knock Kanye out!!
Hysteria on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:59pm.
Did anyone see FRiNGE last night? It's sooo good!
- YES! And now I have to wait until January!!!
I love that show!!!
And secretly kinda think Joshua is kinda hwat.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Kanye is really starting to make me want to shove that god damn love light he "sings" about all the way up his ass hole and use his big fucking open gash of a mouth as a flash light to find a better artist with.
stupid whore
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Team Colbert! Fuck this racist egotistical douche.
Kanye needs to step off. You can't attempt a battle of wits and humor with someone funnier and more intelligent than you. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST BLOG SHIT IN ALL CAPS AND BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
Stephen Colbert is going to wipe the floor with this asshole. Just for that, I'm going to buy Colbert's thing right skippy now!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:25pm.
Jeffro, where is that quote from?
Back to School, Thornton Melon trying to pick up on his prof!
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Oh!! Damn, it's been a long time since I've seen that one. Good reference!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I bet they are actually friends. They probably have their phone numbers on speed dial.
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Submitted by Pernicious on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:22pm.
Um, that's not even on his blog. Someone is just messing with you. Seriously, if it's not in caps, it's not Kanye.
And none of my friends know who Colbert is. I only even know who he is because of the feud he had with Conan and John S. Help me out here, is he super-famous? Should I know him like I know Leno and Letterman?
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The different between Colbert and the likes of Leno and Letterman is that Colbert actually induces laughter. Colbert and Kanye have been photographed together so the shit eater knows who he is.
Jeffro, where is that quote from?
Back to School, Thornton Melon trying to pick up on his prof!
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Um, that's not even on his blog. Someone is just messing with you. Seriously, if it's not in caps, it's not Kanye.
And none of my friends know who Colbert is. I only even know who he is because of the feud he had with Conan and John S. Help me out here, is he super-famous? Should I know him like I know Leno and Letterman?
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:03pm.
You should definitely skip class, smoke a bowl and eat some hagen and dazs.
And Ramen noodles. mmmmmmmmm
Rich and famous people suck.
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Sluts, I said DON'T encourage me to skip! ;)
I am kinda a teacher's pet so I feel really guilty when I don't show up. I'm one of those students who always attempts to answer the question during those long silences while the prof is looking around at everyone, waiting for someone to raise their hand. I think I will get my permission slip from ee and show up a little late.
Mel, I would be more than happy to bitch-slap Kanye. I'll put that on my to-do list. Jeffro, where is that quote from? Hysteria, that's the problem, I don't have time to change into something fabulous between work and class. If I did, walking in late would be a lot easier.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Does that douchebag have to fucking respond to everything and everyone who mentions him? I guess the message is - don't test Kanye because he will hunt you down with his CAPS FILLED RAGE! Kanye, please die.
SKIP CLASS, RADIO, SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO YOUR NEW COLBERT TUNES:)
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Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:03pm.
You should definitely skip class, smoke a bowl and eat some hagen and dazs.
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Searching for a man with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy, and refined.
I smell a dance off! But be warned Kanye, Colbert has stellar boot moves.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
skip class! it's close to the end of the semester anyway, right? it is your duty as a student to blow off class so you can hurt Kanye's ego!
What I know about Kanye/ he's the bitch that sanged gold digger.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
DON'T SKIP your class. I'm teaching a class at 5. You may be 5 mins late. You have "a" teacher's permission.
Kanye West, please die now.
Why did he pick 5pm anyway?
Dear Kanye,
Thanks for selling more of my iTunes download!
Just keep on being 'you'.
Love,
Stephen Colbert
xxoo
(Comedy Central, Mon-Thurs, 11:30pm/10:30 Central...watch me!)
Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:03pm.
I would walk in late and wear something really gorgeous and prance right down to the front row, center. Really great shoes, that's important.
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'Call me sometime, when you have no class.' LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Skip class siren
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
radio siren, SKIP CLASS is what I say!!! :)
And on your way, can you bitch slap Kanye for all of us? Thanks.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:03pm.
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are u serious? i simply LOVE the stare, when i´m late for class. but, anyway... i think you should go. the stare only lasts for about 10 seconds. there´s no point skiping class because of it.
**whatever**
Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:03pm.
Skip Class!!!!
When I know Im gunna be late I just dont go at all lol
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hahahahahaha. MK......
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Okay sluts, I need your help:
5:00 eastern time is exactly when one of my classes starts and I'm a freak who HATES walking in late with the class and prof staring at me. Do you think it would be a big deal to buy it a few minutes earlier, or can I wait an hour later till my class is over? (Or just skip class...no, don't encourage me!)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Kan-hole should do the world a favor...pull his bottom lip over his head, and swallow.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
i can´t take this anymore!!! does anyone else get the feeling hollywood is like neverending high school? it´s like watching mean girls or gossip girl but with even more douche bags. DON´T THESE PEOPLE GROW THE FUCK UP????
sorry... i just had to let it out.
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Another reason 'Twit' is the key syllable in 'Twitter'.
Kanye, you sir are a douche bag.
Cheers douche bag, cheers.
Dear Kanye West,
Stephen Colbert is a comedy genius who has won Emmys and the Peabody Award. He is 1000x more relevant than you, you self-deluded prima donna.
Love,
America
Who's Kanye West? He's just jealous that he's getting clowned by someone who at least has a sense of humor, albeit a GREAT one!
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