Jessica Wants To Study Religion
Jessica Simpson was so inspired by a documentary on the religious masterpiece The Da Vinci Code that she now wants to study theology. Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes.
Jessica told Marie Claire (via P6), "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book 'The Da Vinci Code' came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."
This might not be such a bad idea. Then she can read the lost commandment: "Thou shall not open your mouth if your name is Jessica Simpson."
And since Jessica is so inspired by documentaries, someone should get her "Grizzly Man" for Christmas. Maybe that will inspire her ass to go live in the wilderness forever.
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We should all buy her the DVD and mail it to her STAT! Goddam this woman is stupid!
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DAE, no link...but it was in last week's Star Mag.......and I read it on ONTD....
ok, I'm gone for the day.....bye!
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
Theology is fascinating, and one doesn't have to be religious to want to study it (I'd bet many theology scholars are non-believers). Of course, this dumbass saying she wants to "take a college course in religion" is groan-inducing. Aim low, Jessica-try the children's section at B & N, first!
Submitted by peaches: "Ummm this is just more proof of how retarded this cow is!!! Isn't she supposed to be this devout christian??? "
Yeah. Those damn Bible-beaters think it's heresy to even think about other religions. That's breaking the commandment about "false prophets". When I went to the evangelical Christian school, curiosity about other religions was NOT encouraged. Other beliefs were WRONG and the path to hell. It was betraying God to contemplate the teachings of Buddha or Mohammed. The Jews were sadly mistaken and they are all going to hell. Even the Catholics were going to hell because they prayed to saints (graven images). Oh yeah.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:44pm.
Did anyone else read the report that this dumb bitch went to NIKETOWN in Bev Hills and asked where the Addidas stuff was?
she is so fucking STUPID.
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Really?! Do you have a link to that? I need a good laugh!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Now I don't know what to get her for Christmas. Or Hanukkah. Or Kwanzaa.
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That's bad news for everyone." - Paul Kellerman
This woman definitely needs to go back to school.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:50pm.
aaawww I love that movie.
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They made a movie of my H.S. prom? LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Dumb people and religion shouldn't mix, but alas they often do.
The sad part is that she is so dumb, she doesn't even realize how dumb she really is.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Man, she's got some dead eyes.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:47pm.
*doin the white man's overbite again*
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aaawww I love that movie.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Um, Jess, the Da Vinci Code is a BOOK you can READ and does not involve a pop quiz or Final Exams.
What? Oh right, that, no they are not the same kind of "Exams" Papa gives you.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I so wanna just squeeze and twist her fucking lips till they bleed.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:41pm.
Mrs K / CTH / Jeffro,
Turn it up biatches!
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*doin the white man's overbite again*
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Ummm this is just more proof of how retarded this cow is!!! Isn't she supposed to be this devout christian??? If she knew anything about her own religion, She would not be using the DaVinci code as her interst in theology. I'm pretty sure most christians didn't approve of the whole daVinci code story at all!!! It basically says that their teachings in their bibles aren't real! I'm Jewish, but I would think christians would not say the daVinci code would suddenly give them the urge to study theology.
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Did she even go to high school? A lot of celebutards didn't. I don't think she'd be allowed to take a class, even to audit, without a diploma or GED.
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Did anyone else read the report that this dumb bitch went to NIKETOWN in Bev Hills and asked where the Addidas stuff was?
she is so fucking STUPID.
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
I can't really hate on her...she is too pathetic to hate.
Actually, she makes me wanna cry.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Here yee here yee here yee!
ahem
Prediction coming:
I predict froggy will next transform herself into a christian rocker, become a rabid frothing at the mouth republican and join Palins campaign (as the official entertainer or something) in the next us election.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I might believe, if I didn't already know she was dumb aa two planks.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Mrs K / CTH / Jeffro,
Turn it up biatches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gMvgMq-2CM
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
First off, I refuse to believe she truly knows what the word 'contemplating' means; that's waaay too big of a word for her. Secondly, i agree with zomay, what's to think about? It's not like her schedule is so busy that she can't fit in a class at the local cc or something right now.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Happy Hour on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:24pm.
@ Kdracofan.. lol exactly it took her 8 times to get a clue..
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holy shit! apparently!
*waving hello*
Ignorant twat needs to just STFU and go away.
Duckbill platypus - LMAO
So if the DaVinci Code is what is inspiring her to study religion, is it because she wants to learn what a farce it really is??????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The Da Vinci Code is a bunch of fiction combined with some half-truths and a couple of lies. Also some falsehoods. And I believe an inaccuracy or two. If Jessica thinks it represents "religion" she has another guess coming.
Methinks she believes in the Jim and Tammy Faye kind of religion...
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
I love where this ditz gets all her great ideas from.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Duckbill platypus!
@LoLo
I keep hearing the music from the informercial "Our g-d is an awsome g-d".. and now i need to shut up and eat my pot pie b/c I just stumbled upon this video.. http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f44cd14606117f043016
i have no further comment!!!
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Hey, I know! We could send her to the Church (sic) of $cientology. They'd teach her a thing or two, huh?
She has the money to take college classes. Most of us have to work and go to school. If you are blessed enough to be in that position, you really should do it.
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Thanks Jefro!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
What a stupid fucking whore!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:24pm.
Jeffro has a boy crush on Darius Rucker
hee hee hee
edited. The Youtube video is GREAT!!!
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One of the best voices in any genre, Mrs. K. But, if I were to take up spelunking, then yes, it's have to be him or Connery. LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
darius rucker is one fine piece of man meat.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro has a boy crush on Darius Rucker
hee hee hee
edited. The Youtube video is GREAT!!!
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
I think it is a good idea- her career is DEAD.
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
Mrs K.,
BWHAHAHAH!!! I just spewed Diet Coke!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
@ Kdracofan.. lol exactly it took her 8 times to get a clue..
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:18pm.
Someone tell me why this bitch is even famous.
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Blonde hair. (fake)
Big tits. (fake)
Music industry pushing the above.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Some people just suck at life....Chestica is one of those people.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 2:09pm.
Yeah sure, she wants to study religion.
The pic of her was taken by some Subway employee who just asked her "wheat or white bread?" And she still hasn't answered.
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That must have been a long time ago because they now have other breads, too, like Monterrey cheddar, honey oat, and a couple others.
Someone tell me why this bitch is even famous.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
eight times? what a moron
She doesnt " love religion"
She cant sell Pop or Country so her fucking dad is making her say crap about Jesus and all that bull shiz so she can begin to market her stupid ass to the far right religious nutters who listen to Christian Rock. Those types are known to listen to all kinds of horrible sounding shit just becuase they is rockin out for Jesus.
Pappa Joe: One Stupid Bitch
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maybe she will go away to be a monk or something.
..and they do sell Historical Jesus For Dummies!
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