Thursday, December 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 3rd!
Who could forget that episode of MacGyver when he made a bridge out of three douche bags and nylon rope. - BaddestBitch
Runners-up:
The Spears clan went looking for that thing called talent, they've heard stories about it, but have never seen it up close. - Stuttsville
And Satan, upon realizing he'd missed a few back in 1989, cracked open the earth and sucked the remaining Zubaz-wearing freaks down to hell where they belonged. - MJF
"It was the fart that killed him." - .
Congrats to all the wieners. Hhahaaa..loved them all.
♥Stutty♥ Mah Boo.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Congrats to you witty sluts!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Macguyver thing is cracking me up!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Congrats you funny sluts!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
PS: congrats you sluts
. (dot) - you said: fart! teehee
Bwhahahah!! They are ALL funny captions! Congrats hos!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:23am.
Bwahahaha! Stuttybuddy! I'm so adding that to my resume. What color beads do you like braided into your hair?
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Dirty Harry
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:20am.
I think it's like Beyonce wanting to be called Sasha Fierce? But with fewer letters changed.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:20am.
Because I don't think I can handle trimming her FUKA hairs today.
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I expect them to not only be trimmed, but braided and beaded. You are now my Stuttybuddy.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:10am.
Who is this Stuttsville? And does this mean I only have to file down Slutty's corns for missing her win yesterday? Because I don't think I can handle trimming her FUKA hairs today.
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Dirty Harry
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:17am.
Oh, now you're taking credit for someone else's work?? Yeesh.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:51am.
Yayayayaya Slittay! You so funny and witty. ♥♥ Congratulations everyone!
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That's Stutty to you. ♥♥♥Good morning my kolache queen.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:10am.
You mean Stittay? Stuttsville is not as funny as Sluttsville, I'm afraid.
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Hahahahaha, just when my ego was ready to inflate like Kanye's; MK drives by and let's me know how forgettable I am.
Congrats BaddestBitch, MJF, and ..
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:51am.
Yayayayaya Slittay! You so funny and witty.
You mean Stittay? Stuttsville is not as funny as Sluttsville, I'm afraid.
Submitted by xultar on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:48pm.
I'll take "What is something you'll never see Negroes doing?" for $500 Alex.
lmbao
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Foonay:)
Congrats, winners!
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Congrats winners - funnay!!
Also liked loozer's "I'll take the bridge" caption.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!.__MyInterRacialMatch.com__? Is this news true or not? who knows...
Yayayayaya Slittay! You so funny and witty. ♥♥ Congratulations everyone!
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Dirty Harry
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Ohhhh Michael K, honorable mention should have gone to whoever wrote the caption about scaling Nicole Kidman's forehead! That was hilarious, just perrrfect.
It is so stimulating, I just played it with my friends on meetwealthy. com, they are all wealthy singles. I feel so happy to date with them.
Guy Richie in the middle: I haven't hovered over a cavern this big and scary since...nevermind.
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
BITCHES CAN"T SACRIFICE ME!!! I SWEAR THAT HOT SLUT MISCHA BARTON GAVE ME THESE PANTS(*@#$@!!
Well, he was dead already.
Kristen Stewart and Matthew McConaughey fall for the old "I heard there's some pot growing up on the mountain" trick.
The Miley Cyrus fan club attempts to make a human pyramid.
Ugh, it's another Spencer and Heidi photo shop moment.
Dopes, ropes and slippery slopes = No hope.
'Like a bridge made of befuddled wankers.'
'We will act like clowns'
The REAL Bridge to Nowhere!
Submitted by jamhoney1235 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:11am.
have you heared the social site that called m y mixedbook.com?
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NO, I had not heared...
P.S. : see that li'l item at the bottom with the bullet?? I did!
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
A look on Tommy girl's surveillance camera in Telluride revealed another of Katie's escaping attempt
"This Is So NOT the Yellow Brick Road Bitches!"
Even in the wild SamRo won't give HoHan cooze a break
You would think they would have learned from the failure of the first bridge to nowhere.
Jenna Jameson's 2nd attempt at vaginoplasty almost cost these men their lives.
Madge, honey, you have a little something in your tooth gap. It looks like a poppyseed or several rock climbers and some foliage.
The trees were laughing...HARD.
Tune in next week on Celebrity Asshats when John Travolta uses Oprah as a hot air balloon.
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I'm just here for the beer.
"Keep pulling boys, we're almost there!"- the truth behind vadge's youthful glow
This is what happens AFTER the bong flute...
Ah yes, the old "Hope This Works or We're All Dead Human Bridge".
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I'm just here for the beer.
The common "Hilton" Phthirus Pubis busy at it's work.
Desperate to gain more viewers, Celebrity Fit Club has amped up their team activities.
In order to reduce its work force, General Motors has modified its weekend "team building" exercises.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
"It was the fart that killed him."
rock climbers version of a circle jerk