Thursday, December 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 3rd!
Who could forget that episode of MacGyver when he made a bridge out of three douche bags and nylon rope. - BaddestBitch
Runners-up:
The Spears clan went looking for that thing called talent, they've heard stories about it, but have never seen it up close. - Stuttsville
And Satan, upon realizing he'd missed a few back in 1989, cracked open the earth and sucked the remaining Zubaz-wearing freaks down to hell where they belonged. - MJF
"It was the fart that killed him." - .
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Try as he might, Blanket Jackson could never match the thrill of being dangled from a balcony as a baby.
Attention whores. Can't they just hop on the elliptical or treadmill like the rest of us?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
(owed to new kids on the block - step by step)
"step one; we can have lots of fun,
step two; let me walk on you,
step three; lets jump off a tree,
step four; i can give you more..."
m*vafiadis
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:54pm.
Culling the herd...Homo sapien style.
No kidding. I sent the pic to a SoCal climbing guide, who said he sees stuff like that all the time at Joshua Tree.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Roughly the equivalent of coming out of the closet in the 60's. A deep quagmire (giggty) of sharp rocks ready to rip you to shreads no matter how many friends tried to help you reach the other side.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Culling the herd...Homo sapien style.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
And this, dear readers, is exactly why "Hands Across America" failed.
This is bad enough but just think of the photographer.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Cmon mother nature, do us all a favor and drop them.
Not a caption: I do a lot of rock climbing, and that's just bloody stupid on many levels. I think they have no idea what they're doing. (Sorry to be a buzzkill.)
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Goonies 3 - The Truffle Shuffle Bridge
Edited for "TERROR"!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
What the Hell !!! Who just farted ?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
How Reggie Bush navigated the crack of Kim Kard-ASS-ian.
A just punishment for trying to bring back Hammer Pants.
I'm the Gypsy Acid Queen
Pay me before I start
Central High School Class of 1992 decided they'd rather fall off a cliff than be caught leaving the NKOTB 2008 Reunion Tour.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
A rock climbers manage-a-trois seemed like a good idea.
Still safer than fucking Paris Hilton.
Congress is really fucking with those auto industry CEOs now.
the DUDE! abides...
Headline: Palin's Bridge to Nowhere Nears Completion
This is what is going to happen to every one on earth if Toby wins Hot Slut of the month on Dlisted. Come on, can a Golden Retriever really beat Miss Piggy?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Hey! You! BITCH WITH THE UMBRELLA IN THE BACKGROUND! How about a hand?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
When the instructor yelled out, "TIGHTEN THOSE CABLES!" Carol thought he said "Keigles" so, she dropped the rope, squeezed her vag muscles, and almost killed everyone!
Goonies 2 - Chunk's Revenge
Edited for error...
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Ah, the leaked pictures from Brit Brit's sex dungeon NEVER get old.
TreeTops Reality was taking their name a little too seriously when deciding where to locate their time-shares.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
This is a completely safe stunt, the middle guy in the human bridge is wearing his 80's parachute pants.
This is what happens when you don't listen to the sage advice given by Local Mainers when they say,
"You can't get there from here."
Note: You have to imagine the accent on that last bit.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
You don't have to go to the heart of the Amazon to pay tribute to the Beatles....Or Joe Cocker for that matter.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Sarah Palin proves once again that she is outdoorsy but still likes to walk all over people.
Now that they had adopted enough children, Brad and Angelina were finally able to fulfill their life long dream of an extreme sports circus
While Tommy Girl was watching Tina, his male sex slaves try to escape. Thank god he forgot to lock up the harnesses.
Wonk Eye's herpe germs spread like wildfire through the forests of South America.
This sucks The Movie aka The Jeff Corwin Experience! with a twist.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Q: What's cavernous, smells like dirt, fits three people at a time, and may cause immediate death or serious injury?
A: Paris's hoo-haa and the scene in this photo.
Nice View!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
This maneuver was the final straw that broke Robert Camels back
Very impressive, but I would rather cross on the bridge 5 yards away.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Hippie ho train
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Dumb bitch picks now to remember she left something cooking on the stove.
Yeah, it only looks complicated. The "foliage" is a backdrop and those "climbers" are salespeople at REI. They are only 5 feet off the ground!
TLA Releasing comes out with their brand new movie "Four Bottoms and a Funeral".
SP and JJ Federline defecting to South America
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Rock climbers doing hood rat stuff.
Four pretzels in Petzls.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
They're trying to rescue Suri.
Before her return to Alaska, Governor Palin staged a reenactment of her Bridge-to-Nowhere stance.
Journey to the Center of Paris.
You cannot bridge the gap from failure to success in a pair of Skidz, sorry.
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The maids and butlers at the cruise mansion aid in katie's daring escape.
The N*Sync reunion isn't exactly going as planned.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."