Party In China!
The world's oldest stash of weed has been found in China! Surprisingly, it was not found by my stoner cousin who could sniff out shake in between couch cushions. The dude has skills. Anyweedy, scientists found almost 2-pounds of the good shit in the 2,700 year-old grave of a man in the Gobi Desert.
After a series of "tests" (aka they had a bowl party) scientists determined that shit was not just used to make clothing. They were smoking it up. That shit is the real ancient Chinese secret.
Did the scientists also find a 2,700 year-old Taco Bell in the area, because I don't know how those bitches smoked up without devouring two Pintos 'N Cheeses afterwards.
And I'll race all of you to China! The scientists will totally buy it when we say, "Um...I dropped my stash in the Gobi Desert 2,700 years ago. I heard through the grapevine that you might have it?"
Thanks Ray
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I LOVE that it's in a Ziploc baggie...dude was keeping it fresh. You'd think it would be in something a little more scientific, like a glass jar or something...
I'd seriously smoke 2,700 y.o. pot right now even if it was mostly dust. The only hard part would be prying it outta the hands of the dead guy.
Best pothead lyrics...ever:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UhuHD5xWhJw&feature=related
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
Submitted by jamhoney1235 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:23pm.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich people dating club
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The guy with the pot?!?! Where do I sign up!?!?
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MK, this was one of your funniest bloody pieces yet. I can't stop laughing! You rock my world!
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich people dating club ***MyMixed book. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.
NitWitty:
OK, just dump the ashes in my urn when you're through.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:34pm.
Would somebody please bury me with two pounds of the good shit?
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If you supply it, I would gladly follow your last wishes. Course, hope you don't mind a little graverrobbing between friends.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:31pm.
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Thanks Nits. It's nice to know you got my back! xoxo
This is my smoking song! It ain't very long but guaranteed to get the job done! Smoke one! What the fuck you waitin' on? Get high! Love to blaze you high as the sky but this shit get's hot! Whyte, how hot? So hot your brain about to fry!
I THINK THIS IS MCAULEY CAULKIN! ALL HIS SONGS ARE ABOUT DRUGS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47_D7yx4788
PS. Thank you, Sheeps:)
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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:16pm.
that's gotta be one of Snoop Dogg's previous lifes....
LOL!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:36pm.
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Are you kidding me with this Miley Cyrus/ Jonas brothers Shitney Xmas shit???? *removing island girl tiger costume*...Yeah, we need some stronger drugs now... *shaving tiger arm to find a vein...*...What? Don't question me...Here cook this shit up in a spoon...
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Family times...what can ya do.
Downing another 5 rum and cokes.Hahaha.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Would somebody please bury me with two pounds of the good shit?
OK, I'm gonna go take my meds now...
Actually, I do appreciate how careful he's being with it. I hate it when bitches spill your weed into the shag carpet and get it all under their nails.
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Submitted by roxie on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:29pm.
China can claim the oldest weed, while America can claim the highest level of illegal drug use in the world.
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Whaaaaa? We don't have the highest level of illegal drug use...We have the highest level of denial!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:26pm.
LMAO, IG! I'll send Rodrigo over first thing in the morning to install speakers upside down on your ceilings. Everytime the ninjas get frisky, you can blast Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight." under their bedroom. The drum solo alone is enough to either make them orgasm or shit themselves. If that doesn't work, I'll send Rodrigo's family over to "talk" to them in .357 magnum, the universal language of Westheimer.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
China can claim the oldest weed, while America can claim the highest level of illegal drug use in the world.
Sorry Nitty, I forgot about that! I'll pay for the cleaning!! I'm totally distracted by the ninjas. The pictures are shaking on the walls. YIKES!!
you always make me laugh out loud. 2700 year old taco bell.
you are so freakin funny in your meanness. i really think you should come to a party at my house. we have a holly-day brunch coming up. you game?
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Sorry, IG. I totally thought that was the time you got wasted and gakked on Westheimer. My bad.
@Angel, nice try waste-oid! Don't try and sell shake to the bud-master. whoaa...check out the spots on that zebra.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
that's gotta be one of Snoop Dogg's previous lifes....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:08pm.
Dude, that's totally my stash. This one time, me and my yak totally got lost in the Gobi.
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Who you callin' a yak? And I thought we got lost on Westheimer?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:08pm.
Dude, that's totally my stash. This one time, me and my yak totally got lost in the Gobi...WTF?
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No, dude. That was me! Remember I told you that story! I told you all about it when we were in Morocco! Nice try, tho...
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Dude, that's totally my stash. This one time, me and my yak totally got lost in the Gobi...WTF?Whaddya' mean, you don't believe me? I got the leathered skin and the gray pubes to prove it, dude..Wait, lemme show ya...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
*tying grass skirt around tiger tummy, and doing a hoola*.....
Can I partake?
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I've got the lime if you've got the coconut!
Shake it baby, shake your money maker!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I prefer Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
Hi Tigerlilly ,
Winter blues already, I guess. I had to finish watching Christmas at Rockefellar Center tree lighting. Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, David Cook and cameo of our beloved Shitney.
Grass skirts and coconut drinks! Woohoo!
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Are you kidding me with this Miley Cyrus/ Jonas brothers Shitney Xmas shit???? *removing island girl tiger costume*...Yeah, we need some stronger drugs now... *shaving tiger arm to find a vein...*...What? Don't question me...Here cook this shit up in a spoon...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
Hi Tigerlilly ,
Winter blues already, I guess. I had to finish watching Christmas at Rockefellar Center tree lighting. Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, David Cook and cameo of our beloved Shitney.
Grass skirts and coconut drinks! Woohoo!
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
*tying grass skirt around tiger tummy, and doing a hoola*.....
Now that's an image....
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Sexay, right? I got 3 cocomut shell bikini tops on too....HWAT...Island HWAT!....*sticking flower behind tiger ear*....
Let's smoke dope and BBQ a pig....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am really pumped about this! Stoners have spaned across generations and centuries. We could write a very touching and poignant novel about how weed enhances the human race positively. I totally feel connected to China right now <3
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
*tying grass skirt around tiger tummy, and doing a hoola*.....
Now that's an image....
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
I would be scared to smoke it if it has been hanging with a dead dude this whole time.Not good juju.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:49pm.
AH Weed!
Downing 5 rum and cokes, and lighting up a cigar sized joint. Need some Bob Marley, belly dancers, Hawaii and some dolphins. Heaven.
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*tying grass skirt around tiger tummy, and doing a hoola*.....
Can I partake?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
AH Weed!
Downing 5 rum and cokes, and lighting up a cigar sized joint. Need some Bob Marley, belly dancers, Hawaii and some dolphins. Heaven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlb7cmW1zJw
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I'm just here for the beer.
Now that's another funny story:D
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Aww, Hekki! Congrats! I'm sure your daughters will be fine in their teen years and beyond, you seem like a great mom :)
You guys too, CTH and dot! Definitely good advice (I don't have kids, but I do have a cool mom who was pretty much like you guys). Seriously, I daresay the Dlister moms are much more effective parents than, say, the JJ-er and Perez moms... unfortunately, far too many completely ignorant people are having litters of children these days! :P
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:42pm.
Where are all of these fucking SPAMMERS coming from? I wish I could kick every one of their fucking asses! GET LOST FUCKERS! FUCK!
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Yeah, but if they did, where else would we DListers meet sugar baby for sugar daddy? And have romantic time?
Anyway, speaking of sexy times, Mary Jane be a sexy bitch. Leagalize her sex hooker times, already...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hekki - I have just one word for you! WebCam.
:)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I love this! I want some. Seeds too plz.
Where are all of these fucking SPAMMERS coming from? I wish I could kick every one of their fucking asses! GET LOST FUCKERS! FUCK!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Hekki,
This is the first I've heard of your latest creation!
When's the big event?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:33pm.
Want to adopt me? Hekki can be my nanny. ;-)
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:28pm.
Thanks, dlisted bitches (mean that in the most loving sense!).
It's so easy to see where other people make their mistakes, and so hard to see my own! And then I go and fuck up in some unforeseen way. *sigh*
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No, hon. It's just that you judge yourself harsher than you'd judge anyone else. The very fact you know and can face your fuck-ups makes you a pretty good peep in my books. We are too hard on ourselves. We ain't EVER gonna be perfect. We WILL fuck up and we WILL need forgiveness. We are fallible. We are human. We are intelligent and yet we are vulnerable and meek. YOU are good in your heart. THAT is what counts.
Congratulations, Hekki!~
Don't worry. You are so intelligent and likeable, I can't imagine that your teen years will be SO hard. Children learn what the live, after all:)
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Thanks, dlisted bitches (mean that in the most loving sense!).
It's so easy to see where other people make their mistakes, and so hard to see my own! And then I go and fuck up in some unforeseen way. *sigh*
Report This! I just red the news on the rich men seeking affairs club !!!.sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com and then i came here..
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:47pm.
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Sage advice and heart-felt, hon. TY ♥
If you took one puff of that you'd die. Seriously. Can you imagine how potent it is?
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:49pm.
right back atch ya! I missed your ass!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:47pm.
Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:42pm
If it's a girl, I like FORMICA DINETTE .
Sounds klassy.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:48pm.
Awesome. I'm about to go on a carb-buying mission for Aunt Flo.
Thanks for the hot tip.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)