Party In China!
The world's oldest stash of weed has been found in China! Surprisingly, it was not found by my stoner cousin who could sniff out shake in between couch cushions. The dude has skills. Anyweedy, scientists found almost 2-pounds of the good shit in the 2,700 year-old grave of a man in the Gobi Desert.
After a series of "tests" (aka they had a bowl party) scientists determined that shit was not just used to make clothing. They were smoking it up. That shit is the real ancient Chinese secret.
Did the scientists also find a 2,700 year-old Taco Bell in the area, because I don't know how those bitches smoked up without devouring two Pintos 'N Cheeses afterwards.
And I'll race all of you to China! The scientists will totally buy it when we say, "Um...I dropped my stash in the Gobi Desert 2,700 years ago. I heard through the grapevine that you might have it?"
Thanks Ray
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:48pm.
Awesome. I'm about to go on a carb-buying mission for Aunt Flo.
Thanks for the hot tip.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Hekki - you are spot on girl. Self esteem is EVERYTHING!!
Congrats!
*hugs CTH tight*
You are one bad ass mama!! Thanks for the sage words. XOXOXO
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:42pm.
you will be fine! tell them everyday, the are smart and beautiful inside and out.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Leona,
It's a cherry cordial "creme". Tastes just like you bit into a chocolate covered cherry!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
M.E. what the FUCK is a happy period? my last one, I swear to God the cramps were exactly like early labor.
Dot- you'll do just fine, the combination of love, intelligence and personal responsbility will serve you well.
Also, I made a point to make my girl aware of every donation I made for the homeless, food shelters, etc, in fact, I'd make her help.
she has a good heart as a result. she used to drop her change in the pet shelter bottle at the pet store when she was a very little girl.
I also told her I'd kick her ass out if she didn't register to vote.
every day presents new opportunties for you to lead them down the right paths. every day.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:42pm
Can we name your babeh????
PLEEEEASE!!!???
Frappella Hekki?
Yes? No?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:28pm.
Hershey has these kisses now called Cherry Cordial...TOO DIE FOR!
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Is there liquid stuff in them?
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Christine the Hoff: That's some good advice. Thank you. You sound like a cool mom. Not "cool" like Dina Lohan, but relaxed and smart and a good sense of priorites and perspective.
I have two daughters, and I think the one I've got cookin' now is a girl, too. It's terrifying to contemplate their teenage years, so I'm just trying to enjoy the innocence now, and make sure that I'm modeling good self-esteem and making sure they feel safe and loved at home.
It seems to me that if girls have good self-esteem, they don't do too many fucked-up and self-destructive things when they rebel.
The audacity of dope. One toke at a time, homey. One toke at a time.
MK!!! I love that you're a weedhead too, and proud of it! The hubby and I will smoke a fat bong in your honor tonight.
Hoff - OOHHH!! SUNDAE!!!
*clapping hands rappidly infront of chest*
I needed that.
My friggen tits are killing, I'm bloated, cramping, hungry.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Happy period my ASS!
Oh please, didn't they get our kids high with the Aqua Dots last year.
BULLDOG PUPPIES???? Oh hell no! I know my limits!!! I cannot watch bullies for 8 weeks and not go dognap them!!!
M.E.
Hershey has these kisses now called Cherry Cordial...TOO DIE FOR!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Thornhill on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:24pm.
@BB...I was thinking the same thing about the seeds.
-Right?, See how we are, Ancient Chronic, The Next Generation.
I will take one for the team again and be the Guinea Pig to test it out.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"passing M.E. a hot fudge sundae"
well, my daughter will be twenty next month
( I had her when I was ten you know)
and to you parents, just do the best job, lead by example, give them a little rope when they're old enough to rebel, let them know from the earlist age they can tell you ANYTHING ( I knew when my then twelve year old had her first french kiss)
let them know that the world won't end if they toke a joint, drink a beer, ( my daughter did both and now, she hates pot AND booze of anykind)
know when to be a parent and when to be a friend.
when my daughter broke up with her first love, she knew after years of my training to come to me for comfort, to this day she thanks me for getting her through that.
she graduated high school, and is now in college, has a nice boyfriend, pratices safe sex ( I have always kept her in condoms from the age of seventeen)
so hang in there, be confident around your children, build faith in you in their minds.
ETA- forbiddin fruit, i.e., sex booze, pot, the more you scorn it the more attractive you make it.
remember back to the thrill of pulling one over on your parents? I yawned when she told me she had gotten high... lol.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
@BB...I was thinking the same thing about the seeds.
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Ahhh...I never smoked shit that old...but I do recall one memorable evening (many years ago) when I smoked a giant doob all by myself cuz I thought I was so cool and then I was paralyzed...I was a statue..lawddddddy...but then when I got better, we all went to White Castles and greezed down some sliders then off to Dunkin Donuts ..mmm the good ol' day.
Of course I'm a model citizen now..and I never REALLY inhaled.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:55pm.
I couldnt agree more...Im terrified for my son. Hes not even 12 yet, and I cant stand the thought of not being there for him forever. Thats one thing about having kids. Of course you hope they outlive you, but you fear for them when you're gone.
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BB, I hope I didn't come off all doom and gloom but I do think our GLOBAL conscience needs a MAJOR wake-up call. My daughter is an only child and I do fear for her life when I am gone...she's an adult now and her choices are hers to make but it scares the crap outta me to one day not be there for her. :(
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:01pm.
So the Chinese were the first to get "Chinese" eyed? Who would of thought.
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LMAO! *wipes tears of laughter*
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I'm waiting for the ancient bong water from the tombs of TUT to be found...
This is a MIRACLE I TELL YOU!
It is a SIGN!
Ancient Ganja, it has to be the most Chronic than Chronic has ever been, wonder if there were any seeds????
Hydroponic Ancient Chronic.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i seriously had a dream about that last night
weird
Shit! Is that the stuff?? I found a stash I'd lost for a couple of months and it was just dust. I mean, uh, my friend did. One time. Before I met her. Uh, him.
john mccain is pissed they found his stash.
So the Chinese were the first to get "Chinese" eyed? Who would of thought.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Shit...double post. Sorry!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:55pm.
I couldnt agree more...Im terrified for my son. Hes not even 12 yet, and I cant stand the thought of not being there for him forever. Thats one thing about having kids. Of course you hope they outlive you, but you fear for them when you're gone.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
I bet that Gobi man was the local pot dealer
@Christine the Hoff
would it be more, or less potent? I really don't know that much about weed.
"you believe me, don't you?"..
Sure darlin we believe you..we do ;-)
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:50pm.
"We are just the laziest, dumbest generation of humans ever. Someone better step up, because we are about to self-destruct."
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Ugh. I've been saying that too. I'm skeered for our future. We've gone beyond 'dumbing down'...we are officially 'tarded', 'blinded', 'bamboozled' and willing sheeps to the slaughter. It's not just the economic melt-down...it's what is happening with nature...majorly effed up. :(
Gengis used to send his troops into battle all Hashed up...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
LMAO Thorney!
Maybe not ziplocks but hey, the Egyptians figured out how to take a man's brain out through his nose, I'm sure the Chinese found a way to preserve weed for the afterlife.
Hoff. I was just keeding. I'm bored and wanted to see if anyone would really click on it. LOL.
God. PMS is making me a complete cunt today.
Sorry to who it was that posted the link.
*shuffles through purse for some chocolate*
Dot! That was funny.
I think it's funny when people are all astonished (not the dlisters, but just people in general) when they discover that the ancient Romans had flush toilets and the ancient Egyptians drank beer and performed brain surgery and shit. Like the wheel was just invented in the 1800s or something.
People have always done what we're doing now; they just did it differently. Or better, even, in some cases.
Can you imagine the bravery of the first people to cross the oceans? Without maps or sonar or radios or anything? Just the stars to guide them.
We are just the laziest, dumbest generation of humans ever. Someone better step up, because we are about to self-destruct.
@ME..Only if it gets wet and starts to smell like amonia, then its dead. I'm sure it has rained in the Gobi in the last 2,700 years. I wonder if they had zip-loc back in those days...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
M.E.
I clicked on the bulldog ring, it does show them.
on the other hand, our sheba euni's are sleeping side by side with their little butts in the camera!
PUPPEHS I CAN'T QUIT YOU!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Question. Does weed go bad? Like lose its potency?
Submitted by lovvyou on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:39pm.
NEW PUPPIES!!!
BULL DOG PUPPY LIVE FEED
http://www.justin.tv/wimseybd
I've seen your link before here. LIE TELLER!
Too funny.
would it be more, or less potent? I really don't know that much about weed.
"you believe me, don't you?"
Also, this is how fried rice got invented cause you know those fuckers had the munchies something fierce. eggrolls too.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
NEW PUPPIES!!!
BULL DOG PUPPY LIVE FEED
http://www.justin.tv/wimseybd
-megan s
Of course people have been smoking for thousands of years. I don't smoke weed. But the people I know who do, act like they have been doing it for multiple lifetimes. Some habits come from lifetimes of practice. It just makes sense. Like when kids are born knowing how to play guitars. Or speaking in accents. Just makes sense to me.
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Fuck. They found my secret stash..
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You are who you think you are.
See?? If only we could time travel we could party w the ancient chinese........
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Soooooooooooo. Do ya think they rolled the goodies with dried seaweed? A sushi doobie!
Dayumitall, them Chinese are beating us at everyfuckingthing....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Now that's what I call bogarting. Puff, puff, pass dude. Puff, puff, PASS!!!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
damn hope they put that shit in a museum
Aged like a fine wine. I wonder what ancient toke does to you? Do you laugh your ass off and crave stone cooked flat bread with raw meat and feel inspired to paint primitive art on caves?
omg. this story is awesome.
HELL YEAH IM TAKIN THE BONG TO CHINA!!
I bet that shit is full of melamine. lol