Brit Brit And Lions!

Whatever! The Britbots are gonna call it a 'masterpiece' WTF IS WRONG WITH HER FANS???

I like it.

LAME!

It's official: she can't even pretend to dance anymore.

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I love JRM!!!!

Crockumentary is such an apt term. I came away from this shit hating her even more. She made fun of her father and had the audacity to cry because she is "sad" that she can't run around like a chicken with it's head cut off anymore. She is her own worst enemy and has no sense to realize it. Granted Papa Spears isn't all too bright but he loves her and fucking saved her life, career & money and she has access to her children now because of him. All the tit whiner wants is money and positive attention. She is a fucking spoiled brat beyond anything I have ever seen and anyone who feels sorry for this pathetic twerp deserves to be as deluded as she. She is a complete ungrateful pile of shit. Rant. Fucking. Over.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

She always looks like she smells like ass and feet.

@Nanoop &GIG:

I'm on the run but reading you guys....

It's true - she loves attention. She's never been in it cuz music touches her - she wanted celebrity. Lots and LOTS of musicians go away and mebbe even put out a shitty single in the interim but you have NO idea what their doing in that time.

They don't make documentaries BEFORE the album goes out unless they were travelling to Rwanda or something and that's how they got inspired. Generally - they write music - and that tells the story of where they've been at when we couldn't see them. And if it's compelling ie. WE are compelled - THEN they make a doc.

The other stupid thing is making this thing to say: I don't like what people are saying about me and then NOT have anything to replace it with. The point of making a movie is that you have something to say. Not to say: Stop saying those things about me!

Too much stupidity. And now she's number 1? Ugh. No hope, no cure.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:52pm.

NaNoop, part 3 at 5.20, Brit's childish arrested development and her resentment at being baby-sat by daddy is hilarious. She's acting like a spoiled brat. The sycophant's forced laughter in the background is priceless.

No wonder she's been placed under "Groundhogs Day" control 24/7. Her words, btw.

I get seriously disgusted watching her speak. She is a deluded INsincere (unless she's pitying herself, it's ALL real) narcissist. All she wants is attention (more like worship) and MONEY. If those two things were suddenly swapped for "regular folk" level of money and attention, she would probably just kill herself. No doubt in my mind. That is what motivates her to keep breathing. Pure narcissism. Nothing more, nothing less. Just my opinion. She doesn't need to keep performing to keep from going crazy, she needs ATTENTION she gets from shoving herself in front of the world. I have a strong suspicion that she is VERY shielded from what the real world is saying about her when it comes to negativity. They block it out as much as humanly possible. Just goes right back to coddling and yes-manning if you ask me.
Doubtless she is aware to a SMALL degree that most people are not to in love with her, but she probably just chalks it up to jealousy. "Oh, I'm sorry you don't have what I have."
I have never seen a more transparent case of self-consumption, other than Vadge. That roided up crypt keeper is intoxicated by her own bullshit every time she opens her mouth.
Sorry for the rant, but this loser just so obviously doesn't give a rat's ass about her kids, or anyone but herself.

NaNoop, part 3 at 5.20, Brit's childish arrested development and her resentment at being baby-sat by daddy is hilarious. She's acting like a spoiled brat. The sycophant's forced laughter in the background is priceless.

No wonder she's been placed under "Groundhogs Day" control 24/7. Her words, btw.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:18pm.

Has anybody watched Brit's self/album promoting documentary "For the Record"? I hate to say it, but I'm on part 2. It's oddly compelling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6kH5Q9I2Ro

Check out her comments about Kfedex at 2:19. It sounds like she was pissed off he wasn't paying attention to her every second. Like her manager and her daddy (who are paid to) do.

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Part 3 at 2:25. She's "a very private person"? Since when?

I'd respect if she just came out and admitted she loves the attention. A private person doesn't do a self-serving documentary about herself BEFORE he new album drops.

Fur realz, yo. The ONLY thing I took away from the very limited amount I subjected my nerves to, was that every time she speaks, the person she is speaking to- she gives them an expectant look after she follows up her lame statements with "ya know?". Almost every time. It is very plain to see that she is SO accustomed to people yes-manning her that she is presumptuously expecting the hook-line-stinker acceptance of her words.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:24am.

P.S. I hate how she says her "L"s like she is trying to lick her nose. WTF

But...it's just....sooooo....SEXAY. Doesn't it make you think of her lickin' yer body and your no-no bits? I'm pretty sure that's what THAT is all about- selling the sex.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42am.

A radio station I listen to had a call-in this morning. If you could name her new album, you won tix to her concert. I couldn't give two shits about her music, but I wanted to win so I could say hear myself on the air. I got through, for some reason (never have before) and when they asked me what the name was, I said "Pile of Shit!"

I was not on the air (wise them) and they hung up on me. I also didn't win the tickets. LOL!

You might not have won the tickets to the shitfest, but you won my heart!!!

Sugaroo for Hot Slut!!!!!!!

Has anybody watched Brit's self/album promoting documentary "For the Record"? I hate to say it, but I'm on part 2. It's oddly compelling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6kH5Q9I2Ro

Check out her comments about Kfedex at 2:19. It sounds like she was pissed off he wasn't paying attention to her every second. Like her manager and her daddy (who are paid to) do.

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Part 3 at 2:25. She's "a very private person"? Since when?

I'd respect if she just came out and admitted she loves the attention. A private person doesn't do a self-serving documentary about herself BEFORE he new album drops.

@Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:31am

It's the only way they know she's coherent. They have to show her cake and Red Bull or else she's unresponsive.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42am.
"when they asked me what the name was, I said "Pile of Shit!""
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HA HA HA HA!! Glorious!

Is Twatney's record company DONE celebrating the narcissistic twat's birthday already? You'd think she was still 17, not 27.

Of course, releasing her album around the same time was pure coincidence.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42am.

I now have a new hero.

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LOL! I think people like me are the reason radio stations have that 7-second delay! The DJs were so shocked, they stuttered. My work there was done. Next stop: Okrah Ratfrey!

P.S. I hate how she says her "L"s like she is trying to lick her nose. WTF

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

Ok...too effin lazy to go back & read all the comments. This is what I got from the video:

1. Her perfumes are still for sale[please buy, buy, buy them before Xmas!!!]

2. It was a huge advert for a wig company.

3. The circus will always be scary. I could practically smell the dirt & elephant shit from here.

I do like the song though. She has some fabulous writers, producers & mixers working for her. What a waste of their talents.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42am.

I now have a new hero.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

She is so fucking boring!

How is she still getting to make shit albums?

Just go away, bitch!

A radio station I listen to had a call-in this morning. If you could name her new album, you won tix to her concert. I couldn't give two shits about her music, but I wanted to win so I could say hear myself on the air. I got through, for some reason (never have before) and when they asked me what the name was, I said "Pile of Shit!"

I was not on the air (wise them) and they hung up on me. I also didn't win the tickets. LOL!

Morning Sluts!

I've got Cheeto queen overload big time.

I can't read all the comments but I know more than 1...1?? more than 55 hoped for the lions to eat her. The number goes up to 56 with me.

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So, I isolated it down to a Michael Jackson beat...but he's such an artist and consistently stellar performer (no matter how freakish he becomes!) there's nothing that it REALLY compares to...then I started hearing this song in my head and it took me forever to figure it out.

It's Britney, herself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1UH1OO8DC4

It's not a remake...but it's definitely one in a a series...

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:05am.

i honestly can't decide whether she loves it or not, but the thing is -- without it she goes bonkers. and when she goes bonkers everyone still watches.

everyone knows that she has a really short attention span, and when she gets bored she does crazy shit.

i think it's healthier for her to continue her career, and she has every opportunity to do so, and obviously her sales indicate that she's still in demand.

she definitely isn't the same person as she was 10 years ago, but no one expects her to be.

theirs a fascination about her, now when i watch her perform i watch her more attentively, i look at her eyes, her body language, to see if she's still crazy, before i never looked at that, before i just listened to the music and bopped a long, but now her performances have complete different meaning.

she's not the textbook pop icon anymore.

but let's see how things go, it's still early.

in the past 7 days i've already seen a huge difference. her first performance was okay, but the interview was incoherent.

her last performance was good, and her interview with ET was good as well.

Maybe in a couple weeks she'll gain some more confidence and she'll have a really good performance.

I think people are just really critical right now. I don't normally watch every single performance from a celeb, but with her we do. But I bet if we watched say all of Madonna's performance we would be like okay that one was okay, that one was excellent, and blah blah.

Wow I must not be making any sense.

I should study... instead of talking about Britney. Seriously.

I kinda think her image was always about trying too hard to be sexy.

Nighters, Pearly Gurl...you sexy you thank, you.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:07am.

I was thinking earlier of Madonna by 27 and the fact that she had less than half the years to get there.
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I never thought about that. Yeah. I guess Madonna was a bit older when she hit the scene. I hate how Britney is trying to have Madonna's career and WORSE Madonna will take any opportunity to be with her for publicity's sake. It's so desperate on Madonna's part. This after years of trying to convince the public she was an artist with talent who worked hard.

And you're right she hasn't added a skill, her voice sounds terrible, computerized through and through. I don't get where it's all gone either. Like I said, I think she didn't have much and without the Mouse Master it became apparent she didn't have anything. Spot on when you say she doesn't love it. It isn't her craft. She's not into it. It's all about the money. Madonna always seemed to love the performance. Britney just looks and acts like a girl who should have been married to a mechanic (first time around) from the local garage, shooting out kids, chomping on her gum, chatting with her friends about her soaps. She seriously does not seem made for anything else. No passion in anything she does.

Nite, Pearl:)

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oy I'm beater than Bitty's weave, good night all <3

Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:58am.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:54am.

I think it's worse. I think she says: the ones that can hang with me and the ones that are scared.

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You're right. I guess then there is only one type of guy in the world, because they're all scared of crazy.

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LOL!

And hear, hear about Madonna. I was thinking earlier of Madonna by 27 and the fact that she had less than half the years to get there.

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@ Kiwikim: VERY well said.

@bambi:

You know - I think the problem with her is practicality. She had these little talents as a kid and signed on with task master Disney to get them up to par. I'll be fair - I like stylistic voices, that's my thing - I used to like her voice (and when people melismamoan about Xtina I always think WTF? Britney was worse! Xtina's just louder) and I can NOT for the life of me figure what could have happened. SOMETHING changed. Was it a drug? Was it JUST a lack of training? I mean - be honest - she hasn't worked like she used to since she got pregnant with SPF. That was four years ago? Five at pregnancy? And she obviously doesn't do it for love. All the singers I know sing all day and night - I don't think she does that. But really - how do you lose your pitch like that??? I just can't figure it at ALL.

But before I digressed like a sumbitch I was thinking: She's not a kid anymore. For every 3 hours she trained as a kid, she'll need 6 now. In 1999 she put out one song and mall toured it to the ground. She just put out 3 major singles in just as many weeks with full-set performances - it's crazy for her to think she can do this well...add to the fact that she just has not added one damn thing to her skill set. Sometimes I wonder if they're just tryna sink her. Let her run her course so she'll really be done and take a break....

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Who cares? There're way too many rumors coming out each day. And most of them turn out to be untrue. I even start thinking if it is true that Charlie Sheen once found his love on the celeb and millionaire daitng site 【sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com】. Whatever.

Thanks, Angel-i! I'm not alone then, WHEW :D

He's a crazy mofo but I believe his heart is in the right place most of the time, something I never can believe about Britters nor find it worth my while to try.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:48am.
Wow, her old self should be ashamed of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbxyxUZJet8&feature=related
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I just watched it, and it is sad to see the difference. You can tell she's really dancing in the old video-she's got on the dance pants and tennis shoes. No one can really dance in spikey heels except Madonna because she trains five hours a day and her tendons have been replaced with bionics.

I think if it weren't for Disney, this girl wouldn't have been anything. Not just because of the "break" but because she is no Madonna. She has no self-discipline. Her family wouldn't have provided her with anything other than a trailer in 'bama. Disney ran her ragged, made her dance, gave her an education, a routine, a stable home. Everything she wouldn't have had with the Spears clan. If left to do it on her own-claw her way to the top with a band doing the circuit in NY, 8 hours of dancing a day in college like Madonna, Britshit NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT. She just would have sat on her fat ass, eating cheetos, poooping out kids in the south.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:54am.

I think it's worse. I think she says: the ones that can hang with me and the ones that are scared.

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You're right. I guess then there is only one type of guy in the world, because they're all scared of crazy.

@Pearl_Necklace:

That goes down as my all-time favourite moment in television history. And the fact that he still exists after that. Yes, I love me some spastic Kanye too! (I like his tracks too)

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:23am.

Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:04am.

What happened to the good ol' days when people wrote their OWN fucking lyrics?
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Those people are too hard to control.
They don't want to write what you tell them to write and they don't want to be the person you want them to be. They always get all uppity and want to talk about politics and social issues and shit. They don't know how to shut up, put on their damn makeup and do what they're told.
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Which is why I have a soft spot for Kanye's all-caps blogging douchetastic ass -- AND because he's put out tracks that are currently my running-time crack <3

AND who can ever forget THIS classic Kanye politics-n-social-issues quote: "Bush doesn't care about black people." Still LMAO when I watch this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO1j77mo6Vc

But I love him for being emotional then and I believe really caring -- OK OK I'll stop with the Kanye tangent/back to Bit Bit for y'all!

The thing about Britney writing her own songs ... well their not catchy. Think about the songs she wrote:

Everytime
My Baby
Someday
I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Women

Those were all sappy love songs about heartbreak or her babies or growing up. She wrote like 7-8 sexy songs for In the Zone that made it on to the album but Toxic was obviously the lead, so it didn't matter.

Also she doesn't know how to play any musical instruments besides the piano.

So those kind of songs make for a pretty limited album, her management wants her to be a sweet whore which require upbeat sexy controversial lyrics.

I bet they cut all the songs she wrote in a flash and replaced them with If U Seek Amy.

But until she sings something live, even a little, i refuse to buy her album. And bitch I heard you sing a few times earlier in your career and your voice is still as squeaky so you can do it.

She was a soubrette when they signed her so a normal singers voice would have deepened enough to be a kind of soprano now. So what happened to your voice?

If you were to lazy to train go get your ass to a vocal coach now.

Wait who am I talking to?
Whatever.

Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:51am.
"There are only two types of guys in the world-ones that can hang with me and ones that can't. I hope you came prepared."
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I think it's worse. I think she says: the ones that can hang with me and the ones that are scared.

PS. Madge just looks so right to me like that!;p

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I'm bored with Shitneys video. To make it more tolerable try watching it while listening to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EC8SrQKL4

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:49am.

The madonna icon...with the big peen...it's too much. I can't look at it without lmao.

I like how the scenes that are supposed to be her dancing are actually a body double with a wig on and bright light behind the double so you just sort of think it's Brit, but it isn't.
Maybe she's on pills because she had some sort of physical accident that prevents her from dancing. I mean, WTF? She just can't dance anymore? It like left? I don't get it.

The lyrics just have more and more irony to them the more I listen. "There are only two types of guys in the world-ones that can hang with me and ones that can't. I hope you came prepared."
Shit britknees. No one can hang with crazy too long. Not even Papa spears. And by prepared does she mean pills to medicate her craziness? What a friggin' looser. I can't believe she's actually going to make money on this crap. And in a recession. People are really really dumb.

Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:41am.

"I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots..."
OK-Someone want ring Brit and tell her that her biggest fashion statement last year was a bloody maxi pad? And there were other strong contenders-...
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LOL!

Shhhh...She was sad!

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Wow, her old self should be ashamed of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbxyxUZJet8&feature=related

ETA: She still wasn't the best dancer on the stage tho - just the one with the blondest hair and the blackest clothes. 'N Sync moves WAY better than that.

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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:41am.

Brit-Brit is the QUEEN OF f-HEARTS. :)

God help me...but seriously - she sounds like NSync...which means...she sounds like Jive right.

I can't find the right song...but this is what pop should look like, at least:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nhMkhqtn4&feature=related

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"I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots..."
OK-Someone want ring Brit and tell her that her biggest fashion statement last year was a bloody maxi pad? And there were other strong contenders-pink wig, bam bam costume, stinky frye boots worn down to the knub, dirty cord jacket with busted buttons, torn fish net stockings-but crazy wearing bloody maxi pad won. Britshit's under a psych order by the court and her dad has to hire people to make sure she's dressed and now she's trying to dance around and fool us into thinking she's this hot sexy independent woman? LMAO

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:57pm.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, and after I do, I might schedule an appointment with a shrink, but...I kinda like this song. The beats are good.
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Don't feel bad. Just go look at the credits. And then learn everything you can about the people who made the music and forget about Britney;p

(I used to do that with Madonna too:)

PS. I'll come with you - I can't get it out of my head either.
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Thanks angel, you're the bestest! That made me feel better about liking a song SHE (crinkles nose in disgust) is associated with.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

i'm sick of these crappy pop stars given too much fame and exposure