Brit Brit And Lions!
I'm grateful that Brit Brit has a new song and video out, because maybe this means they'll stop playing that "Woomanizah" shit everywhere I go. I go to Duane Reade, they're playing it. I go to the free clinic, they're playing it. I'm doing sexy times, the dude is humming it. It won't leave my brain area. This "Circus" song isn't as catchy, so hopefully little babies won't be burping the chorus to it when I'm walking by.
I never really cared for the circus, so this video really isn't making me produce any panty pudding. The circus always scared me. One time my mom took us to the circus and bought us some clown flashlights or some shit. For some reason, my mom didn't want us to play with them all the time so she put them high on some bookshelf. My sister and I thought we were fucking action stars, so we climbed the bookshelf. Well, the shit came crashing down on us and we almost died! Died, I tell you! This video just makes me flashback to a huge bookshelf falling on my face. I blame it on the circus.
But there is lions in this video and I like those! Although, Chester is going to be fucking pissed off as shit that she didn't use cheetahs instead. That was dead wrong.
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people tell me i looks like kfed after sun down Britney will see me and want to keep me in her family
angel_i: That's really interesting. And accurate!
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:07pm.
this is the best video of the year mtv will proove it
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O, I dunno - Do you really think it could beat out Piece of Me?
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Ok, kiddies. I got news for you.
Britney is the position of saviour at the moment, and sadly enough.
She is the archetype of hope. Her "illness" is the same illness that MOST people in the world have to deal with. She works too hard, she's confused, uneducated, abused drugs and alcohol and she flipped her lid - lost her looks, lost her hubby, lost her kids - she fucked up big-time. If she can recover from this then maybe so can they.
I was just thinking her ONE talent: She is a FANTASTIC weight-loss commercial. Because when you gain weight, you start to see your body as ugly and it gets all hopeless. But now we've seen the Britster look ok, working out til she was seriously hot, pregnant, fat and busted and now her body's back. It's pretty good motivation, actually.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
Well, what are your credentials? She won't just marry anyone.
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hahahahahahha! Good one Sheeps.
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Dicere quae puduit, scribere iussit amor.
I'd call the perfume... "Pfffft of Cheeto"
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
It sucks and that baby voice sounds like ass. STOP the baby voice!! My ears will bleed if I hear that again.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Siobhan
I had to adopt your old saying for a siggie...ROFLMFAO!
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
What Madam S. said.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
this is the best video of the year mtv will proove it and hand her the moon man for creativ perfurmance sweet Britney is magic stop lieing about her you assy barn critters
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.
I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.
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Should we dare guess the scent? I'm gonna go with, "A low stinking tide."
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More like "sour cooch with a hint of rancid cheese".
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My vote is for "liquifying brown lettuce in the back of your refrigerator crisper drawer with a bon mot of rotten potatoes".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
What a surprise, another shitty song. And she looks odd in this. I don't know how else to describe it. She's just a big, steaming bowl of FAIL.
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I do not get the whole Britney hype either. She already outsold her last album on the first day!! And do not blame the US she is popular across the globe.
I don't get and I don't think I ever will. For some reason people love this bitch.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:59pm.
Okay, listening to the first 10 seconds of that song tells me it is a TOTAL rip off of another song - has anyone figured it out yet?
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Alls I know is that she totally reminds me of Madonna in the Express Yourself days 'cept not as bony.
It's like some song from the nineties. It's like: pick one.... I can't think of it yet, tho...
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Is MK part Filipino?
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:52pm.
I simply do not understand the people who think she's "hot" "again". Without getting into the fact that she was NEVER hot and only addressing the current situation: She can't dance, can't sing, has no style, is a hillbilly who has two neglected children, is a woman-child who can't even wipe her own ass, has no brain cells, is basically the same exact (unappealing) product as Madonna.
Not to mention, even if you like CRAPPY music, this Britney stuff is beyond unbearable already outdated-sounding, synthesized horribleness.
I just don't understand.
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lemme clear it all up for you...people are stupid :) youre welcome!
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Okay, listening to the first 10 seconds of that song tells me it is a TOTAL rip off of another song - has anyone figured it out yet?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I simply do not understand the people who think she's "hot" "again". Without getting into the fact that she was NEVER hot and only addressing the current situation: She can't dance, can't sing, has no style, is a hillbilly who has two neglected children, is a woman-child who can't even wipe her own ass, has no brain cells, is basically the same exact (unappealing) product as Madonna.
Not to mention, even if you like CRAPPY music, this Britney stuff is beyond unbearable already outdated-sounding, synthesized horribleness.
I just don't understand.
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Agree 100%. Let see how much she will sell will see. This woman has no talent and no one in the real world like her or have respect for her. The gays are what her fan base are made out off. Teenage girls loves miley, rihanna,HSM
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:54pm.
i purchesed britneys nice perfumes and when i am lone i sprinkle it on my pup pop that way the ladys want me real bad
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OMG MK, I am dying laughing. Sorry, but everytime I hear Circus I am going to think of a bookcase falling on you lol. Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious lol
Submitted by UKer on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by thejuanstar on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:17pm.
Notice you don't see her do more than 2 counts of choreography per video edit. Trust me, I'm bored and I counted.
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who cares, it's pop music not nuclear physics, it's just a bit of camp fun, everybody needs to fucking lighten up, you don't need to like her, I personally love me so Britney.
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Your the exact reason we have shit music today. She can't dance, and she can't sing, period. Shit, my hard ass nipples in this Florida tundra could dance better than her and their frozen.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:47pm.
About a month ago or so I posted a comment saying we really need a britney post. I'm sorry. I'M REALLY SORRY.
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Aha! It was you!
I can't complain, really. It used to be I'd find some awesome artist and learn every single thing about them and obsess over every word and outfit and performance....now I got Britney. (and strangely, looking for stuff to show her up with - which isn't hard - is helping me uncover a LOT of talent out there)
Britney is my first anti-Idol. I LOVE LOVE LOVE to hate Britney. I could hate Britney all week long! In fact, this week was prolly more like MY birthday than hers. All week she's been here and has failed to turn out ONE thing that makes me want to shut my trap about it. I'm ecstatic!
I'll like break any machine that's playing Womanizah! anywhere near me but that's ok. Little sacrifices like that are necessary sometimes:)
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Puppy News:
The dreaded warning... this coming weekend (Dec 6-7th) will be when the first couple of pups will be heading off to their new homes. Yes, it has been and will continue to be really hard for us to let each pup go but we're confident that they are going to extremely loving and caring homes.
We'll be arranging at least a yearly meet-up (if not more) with the pups that will be going to homes in California. We'll have to post a link to where everyone can go to get updates, progress and pictures on the litter as they grow.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
i purchesed britneys nice perfumes and when i am lone i sprinkle it on my pup pop that way the ladys want me real bad
I simply do not understand the people who think she's "hot" "again". Without getting into the fact that she was NEVER hot and only addressing the current situation: She can't dance, can't sing, has no style, is a hillbilly who has two neglected children, is a woman-child who can't even wipe her own ass, has no brain cells, is basically the same exact (unappealing) product as Madonna.
Not to mention, even if you like CRAPPY music, this Britney stuff is beyond unbearable already outdated-sounding, synthesized horribleness.
I just don't understand.
@ angel,
You'll have to make sure you record it and send the tape to ET or something. And get Spaghetti cat involved somehow...
@ BJ JINKINS,
You dated Miss. Spears? What about her sister? When are you realesing a tell all book?
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
About a month ago or so I posted a comment saying we really need a britney post. I'm sorry. I'M REALLY SORRY.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.
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HAHAH , notice that 2. she is desprate, she can't dace for nothing. Beyonce should teach this woman about performing and dancing. She prob had sugery. the lips look bigger. she should look better since she a 48 hrs a week mother.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.
I thought I recognized the bottle of her stank perfume at the beginning. Uh... only because I saw the advert on tv recently...
now I love my brit brit, but when the hell did she get her lip done? She either got an implant or restalyne (sp?)..sneaky biotch!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:38pm.
FBI burning drugs with a tinge of taint...
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LMAO, you win!!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Wow BJ, that's a tall order hayseed, better fire up the Gin Mill and get to makin' some of Granny's datin' Moonshine.
And she also fancies Green Beans.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@ BJ--
What about the Weed Whacker? Did you polish that too?
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:21pm.
My ears have been raped. Can't believe I watched the whole video.
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Have your eyes fill out a police report too. (I did.)
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
Well, what are your credentials? She won't just marry anyone.
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Yeah, because there's only two types of guys out there. Guys who know better and guys who don't.
She's gonna need you to be of the second variety. Honestly, Sheeps, I think he's doing pretty well so far.
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i dATED Britney jean in 4th grade and my mama got mad cause i used bring her over and we wood play in the tool shed well mama sas if you is gonna play with britney jean in the tool shed at leest polish up the mower.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:20pm.
She's like a performer that what?
A performer that's afraid of the stage?
Does she really say that? It's funny.
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Lol, not it's
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
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O- haha! thanks:)
Well, that's not true. I mean - THAT kinda thing is true for me. Because *I* am allowed to go to clubs. PS. I'm older and I would smoke that girl's ass on a dancefloor in a heartbeat.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.
I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.
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Should we dare guess the scent? I'm gonna go with, "A low stinking tide."
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More like "sour cooch with a hint of rancid cheese".
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FBI burning drugs with a tinge of taint...
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
No can do, Holmes. She done sed alredy she ain't up fer marryin none of her kinfolks.
Now git back in the trailer, Bojo.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:28pm.
She looks pretty in that video. And in her photos lately, too. I'm trying to pinpoint why - what have they done to her? Plastic surgery?
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Not even. Lighting, angles...and they edit every fucking 5 seconds. You never really get to look at her. That's how she looks pretty.
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
You are some evil geoulis haters. Britney is so beutiful and her dancing is better then if any of you jr high skills. I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
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Jokester. Hey. I calls 'em like I sees 'em. lol
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
You are some evil geoulis haters. Britney is so beutiful and her dancing is better then if any of you jr high skills. I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
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BJ JINKINS, I imagine that if Brit got a look at you, she'd be putty in your hands.
PS Who's your dentist?
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:31pm.
I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
Well, what are your credentials? She won't just marry anyone.
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Submitted by UKer on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:24pm.
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totally agree/ it's not that serious people. it's just some fun video. the truth is young people enjoy her songs. her music was always a hit at clubs. people just wanna have a little fun and her songs are very danceable. i don't get the hate. it's just music.
You are some evil geoulis haters. Britney is so beutiful and her dancing is better then if any of you jr high skills. I like to look at britney and dreem of the posimbillities of me marryen the preety rich girl.
And Oh my God, I watched her on "Good Morning America" the other day and she did a really good job lip-synching. My kids were mesmerised, though, which was scary.
Also, the ads for her perfume during the commercial breaks and the ass-kissing celebrities wishing her a happy birthday as if she were Larry King or something drove Mr. Hekki to change the channel in a huff.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.
I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.
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Should we dare guess the scent? I'm gonna go with, "A low stinking tide."
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More like "sour cooch with a hint of rancid cheese".
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
She looks pretty in that video. And in her photos lately, too. I'm trying to pinpoint why - what have they done to her? Plastic surgery?
The song isn't great, but I've heard worse. I'm a sucker for a catchy hook.
What the hell is with her upper lip? It looks deformed.