Wednesday, December 3rd 2008

Brit Brit And Lions!


I'm grateful that Brit Brit has a new song and video out, because maybe this means they'll stop playing that "Woomanizah" shit everywhere I go. I go to Duane Reade, they're playing it. I go to the free clinic, they're playing it. I'm doing sexy times, the dude is humming it. It won't leave my brain area. This "Circus" song isn't as catchy, so hopefully little babies won't be burping the chorus to it when I'm walking by.

I never really cared for the circus, so this video really isn't making me produce any panty pudding. The circus always scared me. One time my mom took us to the circus and bought us some clown flashlights or some shit. For some reason, my mom didn't want us to play with them all the time so she put them high on some bookshelf. My sister and I thought we were fucking action stars, so we climbed the bookshelf. Well, the shit came crashing down on us and we almost died! Died, I tell you! This video just makes me flashback to a huge bookshelf falling on my face. I blame it on the circus.

But there is lions in this video and I like those! Although, Chester is going to be fucking pissed off as shit that she didn't use cheetahs instead. That was dead wrong.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:25pm.

I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.
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Should we dare guess the scent? I'm gonna go with, "A low stinking tide."

islandgirl's picture

Do they still do those MTV 'Unplugged' shows? I think Shitters should do one of those. I'm sure she could carry it off by herself, and without all the bells and whistles. *snort*

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:20pm.
She's like a performer that what?

A performer that's afraid of the stage?

Does she really say that? It's funny.

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Lol, not it's

I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage

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Fucking_Classy's picture

I also love how she uses a perfume from her own line at the beginning of this crappy video.

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Submitted by thejuanstar on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:17pm.

Notic​e you don'​t see her do more than 2 count​s of chore​ograp​hy per video​ edit.​ Trust​ me, I'm bored​ and I count​ed.​
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who cares, it's pop music not nuclear physics, it's just a bit of camp fun, everybody needs to fucking lighten up, you don't need to like her, I personally love me so Britney.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:13pm.

I would pay you a Bojangles chicken biscuit to see you hula and sing "We Are the Champions."

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After listening to it a million times, I dont even think she sings the rif on womanizduh! She sounds like Rosie Perez holding her nose.. the breathy baby singing was cool when she was 16 and trying to be sexy, but shes a grown ass woman now and needs to cut that shit out!

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My ears have been raped. Can't believe I watched the whole video.

Anyway, there's some heavy editing here, and she barely does anything but pose for the camera - the dancers do all the job.

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M.E.'s picture

Me. Sounds exactly like all her other shit. Repeating the same thing over and over and over again.

And for someone who once was a great "dancer" meh, not so much anymore.

Get a new choreographer Shitney, you need some new, updated moves.

angel_i's picture

She's like a performer that what?

A performer that's afraid of the stage?

Does she really say that? It's funny.

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sharoninshape's picture

she need to move to the circus. the video is boring. she has no talent all she does is dress like a stripper that her talent. She can't sing or dance.

lara's picture

looks pretty good. the song is nice too. definitely not the best on the album. from this album my fav song is Unusual You. that track is a masterpiece, best song i've heard in a while ..so haunting.

thejuanstar's picture

Notic​e you don'​t see her do more than 2 count​s of chore​ograp​hy per video​ edit.​ Trust​ me, I'm bored​ and I count​ed.​

Poor Chester

I actually like this video from Britney. It's a dark side of a circus. Song is meh though.

angel_i's picture

Well, fuck. I just saw that shit yesterday. So I know she doesn't look that good doing it.

That guy who steals frames from videos is starting to piss me off. Because now I'm starting to wonder how long he's been making it look like Britney can still dance. She dropped the manager and lost those edits - one guy substituted her body in the dance scene. And really THIS shit is just chopped to bits.

Evil Shoe has got to come back so I can find that site again. The one that was reporting on her.

"With Toxic in 2004, Britney had reached the height of her career as the object of other people's experiments."

And this ENTIRE album sounds like a pep talk she's meant to be giving herself over the course of the year.

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Submitted by Coolrider0789 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:11pm.

She's hot. amazing... and hot. lol.
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lol she does look hot!
watch the haters spontaneously combust with rage lmaooooooo

pompom's picture

Poor lions. Poor elephants. Not only are they living in captivity, they are forced to take part in / listen to this crap. Horrible...

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I can shake a can of coins and hula and sing "We Are The Champions" as loud as I can and no one gives me nuthin'.
This untalented Shake and Bake Chickenhead needs to
GO THE FUCK AWAY!

Great, now I want Chicken.

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Coolrider0789's picture

She's hot. amazing... and hot. lol.

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Salem13's picture

Are you kidding me? Thats what her music sounds like? Atleast her Baby one more time song was some what catchy. Geez this shit makes glam/hair metal sound good.

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Clarisse's picture

Dammit dammit dammit!!!

MK wrote "Brit Brit And Lions!", Clarisse brain read "Brad Pitt and Lions!" and I was hoping for a completely different post!!!!

Popozao!!!

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UKer's picture

She looks amazing.

TEE's picture

I liked it, helped passed three minutes at work. Whatever works, ehh?

kat's picture

All her songs sound exactly the same!!!
She is soooo fucking overated!
One trick pony.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I love how she sings "ring" @ the chours. *quickly goes back to listening to real music*

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WOW SOUNDS REAAAAAAAAAAL DIFFERENT FROM ALL OF HER OTHER SHIT SONGS, WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS SHIT, SOMEONE TELL ME..IT IS FUCKING BACKGROUND NOISE WITH FUCKING ANNOYING HIGH PITCHED CRAP..BRIT BRIT JUST GO FUCKING CRAZY AGAIN AND MOVE TO LOUISANA WITH YOUR PIGS BECAUSE THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING SHIT YOUR PUT OUT 4 AND 6 AND 8 EARS AGO WITH THE SAME NOT SEXY MOVES AND YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS!!

Im a Princess's picture

The song is -eh, okay I guess.
But...I have to say that she is looking so much better, finally. She looks great in in this video, and it's actually an okay video.

Chester has been cheeto cheated! Robbed!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

LMao your bookshelf story cracked me up MK! K sluts see ya gotta go to schooool!

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Skye10's picture

I actually like the song and I think the video is quite good! Eeek....Oh and I have similar earrings to the ones she is wearing.