Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
Submitted by just sayin on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:25pm.
Personally, I wouldn't leave my child, girl OR boy, alone with Tom Cruise.
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Me either. There is something "off," though I think Brad Pitt with Zahara is even more weird. It's like they have crushes on these little girls.
Dear Tom Cruise...
Please buy your kid a frikken coat already! Jeezus! Even crackhead parents make sure their kids have a warm coat in the DEAD OF WINTER ya arsehole! She's gonna get pneumonia and then it's bye bye publicity for you and your lil' spacebuddies!
God that kid has the ugliest look on her face!!! She hardly ever smiles! In every single picture she has that scowl on her face!! I bet she is a real sweetheart NOT!!! Those white tennis shoes are so laughable! LOL......BIG DORK!
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:23am.
challenge: someone name a recent tom cruise movie that was any good
I would go further and ask people to name any Tom Cruise film that was any good.
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LOL! lizzieb, that was funny.
I liked Tropic Thunder, actually. He was funny. But I felt like he was kinda himself in that. LOL!
Same with Jerry McGuire although not-so-recent.
I dunno - he was good in Risky Business:)
PS> I also think you're dead-on about Katie down there.
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I fucking *SWEAR* that Suri is his cousin's!!! (william Mapother) Put their two pics side-by-side...dayum
I also think he's convinced himself that he really is her biological father. Sick!
Personally, I wouldn't leave my child, girl OR boy, alone with Tom Cruise. I think it's odd how much he focuses on this little girl.
Suri has that sucking on lemons face just like mamma.
suri´s face looks like john travolta in his edna turnblad fat-costume
Wow - do they ever whore this kid out !!!! Every damned day there's paps snapping her picture... You'd think you'd want to protect your kid from that shit...
Every time I start to like Tom Cruise again, mainly out of nostalgia, something like this pic reminds me, There is really something wrong with this guy.
The Last Samurai was excellent, The Firm, Born on the Fourth of July were very good too. He's made some really good and entertaining movies along with the crap ones...just like everyone else in Hollyweird...
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:23am.
challenge: someone name a recent tom cruise movie that was any good
I would go further and ask people to name any Tom Cruise film that was any good. Not being a fan of the boy racer movies-Top Gun looks like hell on earth to me - I have only seen him in Magnolia ( highly recomended to me by a colleague and utter shite) War of the Worlds-I lasted half an hour, what a balls up of a fine novel, and Tropic Thunder. I have to admit he was quite funny in that but the film tanked. Oh yes, I saw him in that Minority Report and the logical flaws in the plot drove me mad. That's it- what else had he been in?
Edited to add: Jerry Maguire and Mission Impossible - the first one only- were films I liked. So I have answered my own question. I'll piss off now.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
challenge: someone name a recent tom cruise movie that was any good
Isn't that what kids are for? To draw more attention to one's self? I know that's why I had my child ...
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I really like his movies and I'm choosing not to judge him because of his religious beliefs...and I'm sure we could all find a dig on the Mormons, Catholics, Presbys etc...and if he's gay who cares...seems like half the world is now anyway...cute kid btw..
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God help me but I have been thinking about Katiebot. As others have said why? She had a comfortable background and a modestly successful career so why fool's gold dig this loony tune?
I think that it is a combination of factors. The first is that very few performers go into their line of work purely for the love of it and that is usually reflected by the work they do- I am going to go out on a limb and say the likes of Meryl Streep didn’t set out to be a sleb and hence she’s seen as an actress and I couldn’t pick her family out of a line up if my life depended on it. So, if little Katiebot dreamed of fame, she’s got it. Be careful what you wish for etc. The other factor is I think the attraction of Scientology. Now before you all throw bricks at me, I am not talking about the likes of me or regular people. I am talking about a ‘religion’ that actually makes expectations for slebs openly- not like the Church that married Madge the day after her son’s christening which I’m pretty sure is not the recommended sequence of events but blatant ‘it will all be different for you’ sleb worshiping.. Imagine if you will, a convincing person telling you that if you sign up here you are guaranteed best seats in the house in this life and the next? She’s not the sharpest knife in the box so she gets to marry her childhood idol, be rich and famous and has it all tied up for eternity.
Of course then the reality hits but that’s what I reckon. Poor old Katiebot, if you sup with the devil you should use a long spoon
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
All and All I like Tom Cruise... it's just the Scientology that gets between us.
you'd think that a fag as big as him would have a little bit more finesse showing off her "daughter" to the paps...useless moron...
He's cramping Suri's style...Funny how he is now in the photos with his daughter ever since she got so popular with the paps and public.
somebody shoot him (don't mean a pap) and put him out of his misery
The rule is (usually):
When cute as a kid, you're ugly as an adult :)
But I'mnot giving up my hopes for Suri.....she is really sweet and I hope it stays that way.
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The rule was not valid for her dad. Ugly as kid, ugly now. Especially inside.
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Tammy's white tennies PROVE that she is really a 100% hetro fishfucking realman!!!!
Only a hetro would have such bad taste as to wear brand new white tennies!
Tammy looks kinda hot in these carefully posed/planned professional photos. Too bad she is only four foot eleven.
But we still we want to know: Who knocked up the fishbeard?
Cooper, get the fuck outta here, I just woke up to...well, you. Get a set of balls and spend the money for advertising. It's cheap to advertise on this site. Ugh. Stop riding this blog owner's coattails. You disgust me! Everyone knows to go to AFF anyway! Give MK some cash and be done with it!
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Pfft. I gots the $$ baybe (not Cruise $$ but enough). I is on a health/preserving my brain cells kick. It sucks.
@TITS
AHHhhhHHhhh....you don't say. Where does one get said brownies? Don't tell me... probably only in Canadialand, right? ARRRGGHHH. I want brownies!!!! Will have to make do wif Tim Tams.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:04am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:58am.
Gah. Katie was never a good actress. Maybe, maaaaaayyybe a passable one. Good enough for Dawsons Crockashitfest anyway. But she knew she wasn't gonna be able to get any work once she passed 25 years old and wasn't so cutsy anymore, so she cashed in. Gold digger rule #3.
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What are rules 1 and 2? Make sure to cc sarah larson.
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Hehe. She shoulda read the rules properly. #1.If yo ass is clever enough to snag a sugardaddy, get a fuckin RING!!! Looozzer. Nice try though.
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2c - two bite brownies are a brand of store brownies here. they go very very very very well with red wine.
kiwi - we get that you're bummed about the economy. please! i come here to get away from bad news.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/04/2008 - Has wine but am off the green ...sad times. Argghhhhh.......
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Everyone has to cut back in these economic times.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:58am.
Gah. Katie was never a good actress. Maybe, maaaaaayyybe a passable one. Good enough for Dawsons Crockashitfest anyway. But she knew she wasn't gonna be able to get any work once she passed 25 years old and wasn't so cutsy anymore, so she cashed in. Gold digger rule #3.
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What are rules 1 and 2? Make sure to cc sarah larson.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:57am.
Tittays! What up with you, IG and brownies? Is dey 'special' brownies? I would freakin cut a bitch for one of dem right now!!!! Has wine but am off the green ...sad times. Argghhhhh.......
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Gah. Katie was never a good actress. Maybe, maaaaaayyybe a passable one. Good enough for Dawsons Crockashitfest anyway. But she knew she wasn't gonna be able to get any work once she passed 25 years old and wasn't so cutsy anymore, so she cashed in. Gold digger rule #3.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:17am.
I got some Shiraz. You in? Good to see you!!
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but no brownies I'll wager.
humph.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I'm telling you, she was vulnerable for some reason we don't know about. He got her then. But let's be honest, she more famous now. Famous for the wrong reasons, but more famous.
Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:24am.
That is very true. I wouldn't mind my own sugar daddy right now either. But Katie Holmes comes from an upper class family and even though she was always a B-list actress, she had enough money of her own not to do this. But I guess a few extra houses, private jets, and designer outfits was worth her independence. I don't know where Katie Holmes would be right now if she hadn't married Tommy but I can imagine that she'd still have an acting career (maybe she would've done Dark Knight instead of Mad Money) and she'd still be rich and living a more private life with someone else other than Tommy. I really don't know what any woman would see in Tommy besides dollar signs.
Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:13am.
No amount of money is worth your soul or your child being raised like this and whored out by her daddy.
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The 2000 or so people a day loosing their homes might disagree with you right now!
I read this sad ass thing about Santa getting requests for "Daddy to find a job" "And give mom and dad the house back". Fuck.
Suri isn't looking like her cute self today. You know she heard a lecture from Tommy when they got back home. He probably trains her on how to pose and make the perfect smile for cameras. I think Suri is adorable but she is not being raised well and despite all the money in the world I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be like Michael Jackson's children: isolated and unable to function in normal society. She'll be treated like a princess but she'll remain in her NYC luxury apartment for the rest of her life and she'll probably grow up to be an anti-social snob. It's unfortunate to see a child raised like this. Katie is just gone. It's amazing how much she's changed in 2 years and it's sad for her too. No amount of money is worth your soul or your child being raised like this and whored out by her daddy.
I was looking at HULU for "baby hands". There is a song on Britney's new album which made me think of it.Britshit starts out in he wobbly voice,
"baby hands" and I think Judy's voice is going to come in there at any minute.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/37752/saturday-night-live-the-lawrence-welk-sh...
you *could* wrangle them anyway... ;)
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Falling off here. Good night, nice talking to you.
@ TV: "implants don't self-wrangle."
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REALLY??? good thing I'm nachurl then...
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I stand corrected. Can you find an image of Cruise's dad? I'm curious. His mom looks like a clown, I know. Same scary manic eyes as him. I believe he suffers from mania.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:56am.
New Zealand, what a beautiful place. So pure.
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THIS is an idea put out there by the media. NZ is not that pure. Or, it has been. But only because of our low population numbers. We're actually pretty environmentally unaware. Even basic recycling at the curbside sucks. Up until about three years ago, we were still dumping raw waste into the Hauraki Gulf which is the main gulf by Auckland. If you took a dump on the ferry going out to any of the islands, it went straight into the gulf near the beaches and homes where people swim.Clean and green is a good marketing image, but it's not very good here actually.
It's because the french are mixed with irish and native, hence the blue color not found in most places
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:53am.
Yes, but that freaky eyecolor is common in Quebec, especially the more north you go. They call them 'electric blue'.
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Is that because there isn't any sunlight? Ha. His eyes remind me of Kyle McLaughlin in Dune after he's eaten the angel dust or whatever it is.
I'll stay put then
New Zealand, what a beautiful place. So pure.
I wouldn't come here now. Our economy is tanking too. I tried to get people to come her a few years back when our unemployment was the lowest in the world and the kiwi dollar was in the .80's to the US. But now it wouldn't be worth it. Too hard to find a job and get a visa.