Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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I think that kid is gorgeous. Find another pic.
Yes, but that freaky eyecolor is common in Quebec, especially the more north you go. They call them 'electric blue'.
This house for sale in Queenstown is on the front page of the NY Times.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/greathomesanddestinations/03gh-sale.ht...
It's six mil for us, but for anyone coming with american cash, it's like half price. A bargain.
Fuck. His eyes aren't just blue, they're freak blue.
http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/celinedionandren...
If you're going to use someone else's sperm, use someone good looking. This kid is pretty ugly.
I hear NZ is gorgeous. Just this week I wiki'd NZ and tried to see if I can live there
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:41am.
Damn, who do I gotta kill to get you 3 days in Vegas? I'm going a day early myself, implants don't self-wrangle.
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Kim, have you ever given any thought to why Rene-Chales is so beautiful unlike his parents?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:44am.
Bergdorf and Needless Markup having shoe sales? I'm there!
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/fashion/04SHOPPING.html?hp
Apparently. But look at the lines to get into the shoe department!
They don't do stuff like that in NZ. Sometimes I am in America and love to shop there as the deals are much better. Last year it was great, but the kiwi dollar has fallen in the last couple of months.
Tom has blue eyes for real, unlike Aniston
Does clicking on the links to the right help MK?
I had to check out the "explodes with cuteness" and the cassette player bag. It is just so damned 80's. Cassettes! Ha!
Kiwi, no I was talking about Rene-Charles et Celion Dion. That is so NOT his son, if even hers. Bergdorf and Needless Markup having shoe sales? I'm there!
TV, I'z still here...even tho I seem to be becoming the belligerent-drunk :/ Maybe it's a good thing my BEG THREE uberFuhrers wouldn't give me time off for the Vegas trip... :*****(
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:33am.
I was expounding on that earlier myself. He grew up. I don't mind people not being perfect all the time as long as they seem to be moving forward out of it, you know? And he definitely gives me that sense.
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That must be it. It is weird that all the years, the touring, the babies, the marriage and divorce...haven't made britshit a more grounded person. Or should I just say grounded at all?
Night, lovely angel_i!!! xoxox (Await instruction from your cell-leader, but I call dibbs on Jack...) ;)
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:29am.
You know it is next to impossible for 2 brown-eyed people to have a blue eyed child, right Kim? I'm sure you know that already. Thanks for the FAS link, I just realized someone who has that!
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Sorry for the delay. I was off reading about designer shoes being cut 80 percent at Bergdorfs in the NY Times b/c of the down times.
Umm, I guess I never noticed the colour of Katie's eyes. I knew Tom's were brown. I hadn't thought about Suri's eye colour recently. I think we all talked about this when she was born but the argument was that a lot of babies have blue eyes when born and they change colour the next year. Thanks for pointing out that she hasn't changed. If she's not FAS, she Chris Klein DNA explains her face features.
Sorry you just realised someone you know has fas. Besides the face features, I don't think it shows up until puberty and then they can turn really violent.
night, angel
Damn, Canadians dropping out left and right
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:33am.
Hey, why is the time wrong?? Is this a daylight savings time thing? FUCK BEN FRANKLIN!!! (and the kite he supposedly rode in on)
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I know, right? It's like MKs fucked up daylight savings. That's when it happened.
And speaking of which - WAY past my bedtime.
Nite, bitches(;x)
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Hey, why is the time wrong?? Is this a daylight savings time thing? FUCK BEN FRANKLIN!!! (and the kite he supposedly rode in on)
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@kiwikim:
I was expounding on that earlier myself. He grew up. I don't mind people not being perfect all the time as long as they seem to be moving forward out of it, you know? And he definitely gives me that sense.
The gross part is the idea of him marrying Suri 16 years from now. UGH! LOL!
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TV, I drink to your health plan!! It sure seems to be working, you portrait of punchinellan pulchritude!!! (Hey, booze worked for Dylan Thomas...for a while, anyway...)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:25am.
I'M 18, DADDY AND I'M GETTING MARRIED TO KFED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! (ew. I just grossed myself out. But can't you just see it?)
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You know what's really sad? I don't hate KFED. I sort of think he's decent. I don't know when it happened, but suddenly, I just looked at him and he was OK. AND much better than that piece of trash he married.
You know it is next to impossible for 2 brown-eyed people to have a blue eyed child, right Kim? I'm sure you know that already. Thanks for the FAS link, I just realized someone who has that!
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:23am.
If you add drinking, you have my health plan.
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kiwikim, man, you are good with this stuff. Care to expound on Celine's son?
Nevermind the last thumb...how far did he walk with her like that? Where the fuck is he going?
But every pic: Lame. Stoopit Camerahead Men. I wish I was with my mom. Lame, lame, lame...DADDY YOU ARE SO LAME! PUT ME DOWN! NO! I WILL NOT GO ON ANOTHER PAP RUN WITH YOU! I'M 18, DADDY AND I'M GETTING MARRIED TO KFED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! (ew. I just grossed myself out. But can't you just see it?)
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Can anyone zoom in on thumbnail 1 in the corner of the jacket you can see the label. Just curious. Wonder if Cruise had to display the clothing label that way for the designer. Product placement.
There's probably a contract somewhere... "I promise to place Suri in jacket and walk down the street with her once in December prominently displaying designer label etc etc."
@ TV: I finks it's because Imma retard...All I want to do is eat and fuck. Worse than a rabid-ass baboon ;)
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I just noticed they have her in a white padded jacket. How prosaic.
Getting her ready for the days when Scientology makes her crazy enough that she has to be locked up I guess. Poor Suri. Admire her now, while she's still cute. A monster is about to emerge.
Yeah - her ears are HUGE...but not tracky...
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Those shoes he's wearing LOL!!!!! OMG that is soooo funny.
Here are some more pictures of this crazy display.
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/438138/t/suri-cries-for-her-daddy.html
I think "dicknose" still gets the parts because he owns the production company or something.
Anyone seen Valkyrie?
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:11am.
Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
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Her lip is ok. Does she have the "railroad track" ears?
Here is a picture of her baby ears...they keep them covered now.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/ente...
@kiwikim:
Southern Comfort and Sprite.
PS. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewWWW!! I'm so sorry that happened to you!
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I'm a Westie too then. No need for calories that don't taste good.
Here's something you'd rather not know. I once vomited that stuff up when I was younger and unexperienced with the taste and texture. And it's like having a drink that makes you vomit. I can't go near Vodka and OJ without the rememberance of that crazy night just coming back to me. And I can't swallow that stuff because now it just sits in my stomach like glue and I think about it and it just wants to erupt like the peen from which it came.
Just thought I'd share that. Cheers.
TV, you black-lipped clown of sexshul perversion, I'm fuckin SRS about Captn Spalding...I had a dream about him one time... I can't beLEEEEV I'm telling you guys that...
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He is such a delusional dickwad with those lift "athletic" shoes. I don't even wear "white" shoes because solid white shoes are SOOOOOOO ugly. I think they are so stoooooopid looking, too. Like we can't see the three inch lift in them. He is so delusional. Again, SOOOOOOO delusional.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:05am.
angel_i, I remember one night when one was talking back to us, in Engrish, about its sad lot in life as a spambino
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LOL! Too fucking funny.
Nite, EEG!
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my posts aren't tripling
IGGY!!! there yoo is!!! I thought I was gonna have to break out the Pwince Hawwy pix...some of them are sticky...
I misses all yoo hworez...Slitty scared me off myspaz with a pic of Tom as Lestat...I may never recover :S
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Nite EEG!
Nite, EEG's beaver!!!!
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I love this last thumb:
TommyGirl: Isn't this fun, Suri? We're on our daily pap walk! And we're so perfect and clean and lovely! This is so fun!
Suri: This is lame.
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My posts are coming up triple. Anyone know what's going on? Sorry for the multiple post.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:03am.
Duran Duran baby, saw them open for Bowie. Yes I am a child of the eighties.
The diff is West End girls spit, East End girls swallow. :)
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And island girls gargle. :0)
angel_i, I remember one night when one was talking back to us, in Engrish, about its sad lot in life as a spambino. made the watery stuff leak from my eyebulbs... (not)
NEWS FLASH: Tom is NWAT HWAT
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I'm a west end girl, then
The fetal alchy thing is a stretch but a great point. You're missing the fact that many people have Native-American in their ancestors so never rule that out. Also, parts of Ireland have people with squinty eyes.
But she has a good upper lip.
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