Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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Duran Duran baby, saw them open for Bowie. Yes I am a child of the eighties.
The diff is West End girls spit, East End girls swallow. :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
dv8!!! You hooker, you! ♥♥
OK, bitches. I'm still stuck on this. But I've found a picture that looks pretty much exactly like Suri. Look at the little CROTCH FRUIT in this link
http://www.gfmer.ch/genetic_diseases_v2/gendis_detail_list.php?cat3=127
Tell me that little girl in the center with the four pics doesn't look like the Cruise fruit?
OK, bitches. I'm still stuck on this. But I've found a picture that looks pretty much exactly like Suri. Look at the little CROTCH FRUIT in this link
http://www.gfmer.ch/genetic_diseases_v2/gendis_detail_list.php?cat3=127
Tell me that little girl in the center with the four pics doesn't look like the Cruise fruit?
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:58am.
so glad to see the spammers are still so fuckin' clueless...
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I think they're pretty funny when they get a clue...or like, half a clue...and then they join in. One talked back to me! I was so excited. But then I said nothankyou too fast and she went away. Or maybe it was because I reported her:)
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Night EEG!!!
and where'd IslandGirl go??? Get back here ya HWAT GINGE!!
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so glad to see the spammers are still so fuckin' clueless...
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:51am.
Night, dot of the doubles.
kiwikim, Crotch fruit is an integral part of D dictionary. Did you miss the memo? My very own example of said crotch fruit is displayed in my avi.
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No. Butt fruit might have crossed my path once in a while. But crotch fruit is new to me. And quite enjoyable.
There was this 80's song sung by guys with mascara about West End Girls. What is the difference between West End and East End girls?
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:51am.
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online club !!!._myinterracialmatch.com, by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.
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Yeah, that's a newsflash. In other news, the sky is blue, water's wet, and Tom Cruise needs a stepladder to get on the short bus. Please don't tell my imaginary ex-wife!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:53am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:52am.
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:51am.
you are so cool.
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Who me? Y thank u! But please - stop spreading lies about me. I've never been married and I don't date married men. Or women. Ok?
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I do...THERE!! My secret's out...I'm Sienna Miller... :P
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Ah...you must be responsible for the devolution of our political situation!
And really, don't despair about that - just ignore it and it goes away! I do it all the time:)
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I've got my own butt-scooter at home. It really is fun to watch. Then again, I guess it's sad the little guy can't even get back there to scratch his own ass. But all sympathy is gone when I think that he's using my persian carpet for toilet paper. Brat. Even Britshit isn't that spoiled. Someone may wipe her ass for her (and change her pads now too) but I'm pretty sure they just use regular old toilet paper from the Spear's favourite shopping centre-Wal-Fart.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:52am.
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:51am.
you are so cool.
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Who me? Y thank u! But please - stop spreading lies about me. I've never been married and I don't date married men. Or women. Ok?
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I do...THERE!! My secret's out...I'm Sienna Miller... :P
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OH GWAD, I'm WAAAAAAY over 30, but then we all KNEW i had o brain...dah dah, dah dah, dah dah-dah...if I only had a brane....
and I still love that old anti-Semite bastard Winnie the Poo anyhow...
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Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:51am.
you are so cool.
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Who me? Y thank u! But please - stop spreading lies about me. I've never been married and I don't date married men. Or women. Ok?
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Night, dot of the doubles.
kiwikim, Crotch fruit is an integral part of D dictionary. Did you miss the memo? My very own example of said crotch fruit is displayed in my avi.
TV, All beaver here. (Canadian, not what you were thinking!)
Night all.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online club !!!._myinterracialmatch.com, by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.
kiwikim, I feel ya..it's like trying to choose between Toby the butt-scooter & Sketti Cat for HSOTY (just so yall know, I have my SC banner ready, don't let me down all you skanx!!!) :D
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:46am.
haha*snort* @ commie...I'm a "socialist" (but also a realist, even hammy-sammy, and I KNOW it'd never work....)
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If you aren't a socialist before the age of 30, you have no heart. If you aren't a capitalist after the age of 30, you have no brain.
I think it was Churchill. Though sometimes it's misattributed to some French fuck.
oooo, TV, I'm on toppa yoooooo, you dirty sexy clown
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Submitted by . on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:43am.
P.S. I love you so much, MK. More than you will ever know.
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I don't know what hard times you're having, but sorry. Lots of people are down these days. It's like you can't be up, even if you don't have anything to be down about because the horizon seems a little dim. MK helps us all. He is the funniest damn person ever. I think he provides us all with something valuable. I mean that shit the other day about Wal-Fart. I didn't think that situation could be funny. And MK made me LMAO about it.
Goo'nite dot....LOVES YA HUNNY!!! (((((big hugz with a reach-around assgrab)))))
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Nite, dottie double post
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
haha*snort* @ commie...I'm a "socialist" (but also a realist, even hammy-sammy, and I KNOW it'd never work....)
And what Revolta & HIS scienobot wife have done to Jett is CRIMINAL...Bring Scientardology DOWN!!
speaking of which, where's Mister Man?? {ESE} & DA?? TV, I TOLD YOU you should've made this a titty-bar...
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:41am.
"CROTCHFRUIT".
LMAO!
I've never heard that term. Damn. It's gonna be competing with "fuckery" for best new word in my vocabulary 2008. Wish I hadn't heard it until 2009 so I didn't have to choose.
You know Miley Cyrus invented those damn shoes. She is the original prostitot in zebra heels. You can bet on it.
Good-night, everyone. I just want to thank those of you here and those of you absent right now but who have been 'there' for me special prayers and kindly thoughts for a better tomorrow. Sometimes I share things here that I feel I can't share with anyone else because oddly enough, I don't like to gossip within my own family. lmao! That's right, you get all my dirt. hahaha
((HUGS)),
Me :)
P.S. I love you so much, MK. More than you will ever know.
Good-night, everyone. I just want to thank those of you here and those of you absent right now but who have been 'there' for me special prayers and kindly thoughts for a better tomorrow. Sometimes I share things here that I feel I can't share with anyone else because oddly enough, I don't like to gossip within my own family. lmao! That's right, you get all my dirt. hahaha
((HUGS)),
Me :)
P.S. I love you so much, MK. More than you will ever know.
I'm sticking by Fetal Alchol Syndrome. It's all there, except for maybe the thin upper lip. The wide bridge across the nose, the flattened mid section of the face, small eye openings. I'd love to see her ears. Of course, they don't have to have all the features. Other than saying she doesn't genetically belong to Tom, I can't explain her facial features. She's got their coloring, but she just doesn't quite look like them. Like you said, Tom's got a real prominent dick nose. They both have a facial structure that is totally different than this kid.
http://embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/Defect/images/FASface.jpg
Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:34am.
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OMG, those are HI-fuckin-larious!! Prolly sell to the peepz that put a BOW on their crotch-fruit's bald headdiekins for Olan Mills portraits...I'm in for TWO pair...wonder if we could get Nicole to chip in for a pair?
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:33am.
Well, as long as you're not from Mississippi. I got standards.
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dv8, you commie! Still love your hot ass! Deal! lol
Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:33am.
Like they'll care. They'll just enslave some poor sucker from a Scientology center to "handle" her. Sort of like Travolta and his wife do with Blue. A child should be seen and not heard....
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Ugh. No shit. She'll be 'indoctrinated' for certain unless Katie grows a fucking brain cell and leap frogs from that shit hole cult fucked up mother fucking whack b.s.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:32am.
Pretty sad too that TummyCooze is making even SURI wear flats...how short IS he??
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LMAO!
We need to send Suri some baby heels!
http://www.heelarious.com/kayla.php
dv8,
So what are these silly fuckers up to? I despair our country.
Which is exactly why I hide from those bitches. SSHHH...
TV,
I would fry your synapses.
Count.On.It.
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:26am.
Tom has a dick nose...is that how he's STILL getting movie "rolls"?
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I don't care how much good, ancient, Chinese weed homegirlboy has stashed up one nostril...I still refuse to light up and suck the other nostril. No. Uh uh. HELL NO.
Submitted by . on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:29am.
won't be long until the 'tude takes over the Cruiser's household and what was once thought as 'cute' or 'precocious' will turn out to be a full-on nightmare of epic scale midgetmagnatude...
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Like they'll care. They'll just enslave some poor sucker from a Scientology center to "handle" her. Sort of like Travolta and his wife do with Blue. A child should be seen and not heard....
Pretty sad too that TummyCooze is making even SURI wear flats...how short IS he??
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MMMMMM, fried pinko with a side of biscuits & gravy please...keep the vodcrans cummin'....
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dottiekins, dv8 is a card-carryin' onion membah & pinko hahaha...
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:25am.
Naw. She just looks like a spoiled rotten, sour-pussed, pita bitch to me. She's coppin' major 'tude now...won't be long until the 'tude takes over the Cruiser's household and what was once thought as 'cute' or 'precocious' will turn out to be a full-on nightmare of epic scale midgetmagnatude.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:23am.
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I'm just glad to 'see' you!! xox
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:23am.
dv8,
I didn't realize you were a fellow countrywoman. Or maybe I did and the synapses are fried. (yeah, don't answer that sluts)
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I thought you were from Mississippi, they fry EVERYTHING. (Homer voice) mmmmmmmm, fried synapse.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:11am.
It is a biological mechanism that all babies look like their dad at first. Being that Cruise is uneducated he never factored this in.
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Apparently not.
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EEG, weee wee, mamzell...although I'm stuck in the industrial waste---oops, fartland (no, that's not it either, must need more adbevs...) and u is in paradise...next big snow here, put on some shorts & wave for the CBC cameras!!!
Tom has a dick nose...is that how he's STILL getting movie "rolls"?
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dv8 reads Michelle Malkin methinks. I heart the righties and lefties and middlies. Sue me. lol
Everyone keeps saying Suri doesn't look right...
Does she look FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME to anyone else but me? The wide set apart eyes (strange since neither of her parents have this characteristic) classic FAS, the flattened face. Man, I'm telling you she looks like every other FAS kid I've seen.
It wouldn't suprise me if Katie was some sort of alcoholic before-hence the glow and now the completely drained look. Tom found out she was preggers, an alcoholic, and was all sympathetic and "I can help you" with his Scientology rehab crap (they're big into getting addicts, run Alanon or something) and that explains the "he's so kind" comments all the time. In her situation, he probably was pretty kind. Co-dependent. Loves feeling like the saviour. And now Katie's forever in his debt. Anyway, it's just a theory as to why their kid looks like she was born to an alcholoic. No wonder they can't get her to wear a coat. Those kids are hard to control. Wait until she hits puberty and turns really violent.
IG,
I mad lurk in the early mornings and late at night. just had to go get myself a job. Fuck, what was I thinking?!
I have Sangiovese, heavenly grape.
dv8,
I didn't realize you were a fellow countrywoman. Or maybe I did and the synapses are fried. (yeah, don't answer that sluts)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
nite, Pearl
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You saying Suri looks like a piece of shit?
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What? NO primordial spooge?
You guys are smart to be angry about that.
I don't get it at all.
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Sheeps, power-grab by a consortium of cumheads in my book = tinpot DICKtatorship in my book...so wut iffin it costs millions to hold another election...we can't expect THIS unholy coalition to work out as well as Tommy Douglas' did *sigh*
and Sick Kitten, fanks! *warm & squishy feelings, woah, woah, woah...*
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