Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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MUAH, 'night, sleep tight, don't let the closet mo-mo midget bite -- srsly his crazy beady eyes creep me out, eek
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:11am.
It is a biological mechanism that all babies look like their dad at first. Being that Cruise is uneducated he never factored this in.
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You saying Suri looks like a piece of shit?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:14am.
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I got some Shiraz. You in? Good to see you!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:14am.
Have you seen what is happening in my country??? We must be the laughing stock of the world at the moment.
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Yeah, what's happening! I keep seeing "CRISIS, CRISIS!" But crises make me sad and tired so I don't read further.
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Hiya angel_i!! You're closer to Ottawa than me...Fed-Ex overnight said the "parcel" should reach you tomorrow...VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!
(Ottawa, btw, is First Nations for "place where the slimy & the smarmy shake hands with the seditionary") sorry to you Yanks for the rantaroonie... :/
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:11am.
It is a biological mechanism that all babies look like their dad at first. Being that Cruise is uneducated he never factored this in.
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Maverick to Grey Goose, Come in, Grey Goose.
Tom-Tom is a tard and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that people who get sucked into fucktarded cults tend to be a little lacking in the ol' noggin' juice.
Just tossin' that 'un around.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:13am.
P.S. wut the flying fuckaroonie happened to Shitney? She looks ...er, "normal"? sad day....
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Don't worry dv8 - it's all smoke and mirrors!
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mincing midget, that's so funny. no wonder everyone loves you
Have you seen what is happening in my country??? We must be the laughing stock of the world at the moment.
Well somebody had to step up to the plate and make dubya look less simian.
Wine, who said wine? Less talk more action baby.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:06am.
Wait, you moved, or are you just funnin'? In any event, check in more often. It's always good to have you on DL. How are J and the fishies?
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:09am.
HI EEG!!! can we kill all the politicians & start over?? GAH...
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I'd gladly fuckin' do away with 'politicians' altogether anyhow. Once 'politics' becomes an actual 'career that gains oneself oneupmanship rather than servitude" well, it skews the whole fucking idea of 'serving the people'... We the people pay your fucking fat@ss paycheck...fucking listen to us.
Keep postin' TV...almost there....oooooooooo....uhhnnhhhhh.... ;)
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
P.S. wut the flying fuckaroonie happened to Shitney? She looks ...er, "normal"? sad day....
onT: somebody kill this mincing midget!!! DO IT FOR THE CHIRRUN!!!!
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
It is a biological mechanism that all babies look like their dad at first. Being that Cruise is uneducated he never factored this in.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:09am.
HI EEG!!! can we kill all the politicians & start over?? GAH...
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Hear, hear!
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:08am.
There just ISN'T that much vodka and cranberry. Seek help.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
HI EEG!!! can we kill all the politicians & start over?? GAH...
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
dv8 is in the house? WHAT?? ♥♥
Snow, Chris Klein doesn't have those asiatic eyes. Josh so does!
Oh sweet baby Jebus with a side of fatback gravy, I missed u guys
(and YES TV I know it's a clown...might be the voddie & cranberry talkin' but ,erm... huminna huminna..)
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
OMFG, Sheeps lives!! (although it may be more apt to wonder iffin the wallpaper stayed in MY case, I know...) eh, y'know comme-ci, comme-ca... You?
(it IS safe to be back, right? Presidentiar erections are ovurrr...in other news, I now live in a bona-fide banana republic, complete with coup...fuckin politrix
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
EEG too? Holy frijole's! Somebody bust out a box of wine!
It's true, she really DOES have Chris Klein's and/or Josh Hartnett's eyes, doesn't she? Hmm. I mean, it could go either way, her being a "real" daughter of Tom or not, but the older Suri gets, the more she beins to resemble Harnett or Klein, as opposed to Tom Cruise.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:02am.
dv8,
Well, holy hell, Chrimbo just came early.
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I almost did too!!!!
*hugs Dv8!!*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:02am.
but..but...it's a clown!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
dv8,
Well, holy hell, Chrimbo just came early.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:59am.
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huhwut? my feets be size 7 (& 1/2 on "that" week....)
BTW ur avie is making me all tingly in my YES-YES place...just when I thought I couldn't get any weirder ;)
Tom is BUFFUGLY
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:57am.
Missed you and Hunter. Hi, D! Tout va bien?
Submitted by Cooper2008 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:58am.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugar baby __myinterracialmatch.com__ last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that sit
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LOLOL, even the spammers have venom for Tommygirl!!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
that kid is not cute. they never show n telled the adopted kids like this
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:57am.
Hiya dot, miss me? xoxoxoxo (wif slobber onnit)
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You betchyerbippy! *MUAH*! *extra slobbers no charge*
Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:55am.
OMG, it's like a bigfoot sighting! And Paris is nowhere to be found!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hiya dot, miss me? xoxoxoxo (wif slobber onnit)
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
Holy fuckballs! ((DV8))!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by . on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:54am.
He didn't give him his pot o' gold though. He's saving himself until they're married.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dunno wot dafuck all of y'all be talkin about...Suri IS Cooze's kid---bought & paid for in the package deal with KatieBot's soul...
(hi eberybody) :)
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"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." ~HST
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:47am.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:13am.
No, he gets his knob bobbed. By Travolta.
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Oh grand! Next you're going to tell me Tommy disco dances in his own private 'cry room' and farts in falsetto!
I just looked up Chris Klein and the other guy. Josh Hartnett is the dad. It's so obvious!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:46am.
Sho nuf, sugar ;D
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Rarrrrwwwwwwww! "Pour some sugah on meeeeee!"
Tommy's white tennies have shade reversal "Heaven's Gate" written all over his shape-shiftin' sorry ass.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:13am.
No, he gets his knob bobbed. By Travolta.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by . on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:44am.
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Sho nuf, sugar ;D
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:42am.
No, Tommasina. Holding Chris Klein's baby won't make me say 'aaawww' and go see your Nazi shitfest movie.
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You be preachin' to da choir, sista fren'!
No, Tommasina. Holding Chris Klein's baby won't make me say 'aaawww' and go see your Nazi shitfest movie.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:30am.
No, really. Nobody finds it odd that they can have their own kids now? I'm not buying that.
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Nicole's is the real deal.
Tom's is a SURIgate.
The adoptive children are left out hi&dry.
No, really. Nobody finds it odd that they can have their own kids now? I'm not buying that.
Last week Tom explained that Suri won't wear pants, always wants to wear dresses. No problem but now it looks like Little Miss Thing Doesn't want to wear coats either, so they carry her around, wrapped in a blanket.
Way to raise a kid and show her who's the parent, Cruises!!!
http://news.prnewswire.com/DisplayReleaseContent.aspx?ACCT=104&STORY=/ww...
Here's one article. There are quite a few.
OT: Mothers cookies have more personality then Tom Cruise...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Yep they saved the animal cookies!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:18am.
Both he and nicole couldn't have kids and had to adopt now all of a sudden they are both having biological children? Not adding up.
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It's Magic! :D