Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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Both he and nicole couldn't have kids and had to adopt now all of a sudden they are both having biological children? Not adding up.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:15am.
aaaaaw Dot,
You have just warmed the cockles of MKs hard cold heart!
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((Deb)) Weren't, me babydoll...I was just reactin to the news! I hopt it's true for MK's sake cuz he loves them cookies! :D
aaaaaw Dot,
You have just warmed the cockles of MKs hard cold heart!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Did Katie actually date Josh and not just work with him?
Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:08am.
This off the subject but Kellogs saved Mothers Cookies! Yay!
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Way?! How cooooooooooool! YAYYYYYYYY too!
someone on here said he had his nose bobbed. I don't see it.
Hi to all!
I think he has his nose done to fit the childs...and it looks like a bad imitation of BZill Murrays!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
what a cutie . Both look very cute.
This off the subject but Kellogs saved Mothers Cookies! Yay!
Double post fix. Yes, I should sing and dance through this portion but I'm friggin' tired.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:00am.
Oh this is NOT good. Scooting dog is neck and neck with polyester wig woman! How did she gain so much ground?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My Toby the butt scootchin' boogie dog is losing? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *weeps*
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:54pm.
He has never gotten his nose bobbed or has he?
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He gets his knob bobbed every time Travolta visits.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Oh this is NOT good. Scooting dog is neck and neck with polyester wig woman! How did she gain so much ground?
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:54pm.
He has never gotten his nose bobbed or has he?
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I dunno, SK but bitch has a crooked peener nose from hell.
He has never gotten his nose bobbed or has he?
Okay. Just so we are clear? Is Tom Cruise one fugly ass shemale or what? I just want to punch his smirky fug face right in the kisser so hard that he remembers Mimi!
Submitted by cici on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:37pm.
Jeez, can we stop with the cruise bashing? isn't there another celeb people can let loose all their venom on?
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Yes. We're multi-tasking between this thread and the obligitory britney post. Party in China to toke up and refresh.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
What the hell is everyone talking about? I constantly see references to some night, another gossip site and personal info. Now I'm curious.
Oh, it's venom?
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:19pm.
angel, if i "called someone out", that didn't deserve it, it was a misunderstanding. i only step up to the plate for bullies.
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Well, throwing their personal info at bunch of rabid animals is really "uncool" - and it's not really "calling them out". I think it's fair to "call them out" for their behaviour on the boards but taking really personal sensitive subject matter than that goes far and beyond the call of justice...into meanness, really.
It's true, we were being bullies that day but as I said, she wasn't in on it, she's never done that...and, as for me, I'd gone their the week before all sweetness and light and got beat down by lunatics for NOTHING! so I was quite happy to cheer these guys on. Feel free to call me out any time - I like owning my shit, even when I don't like it. It's like working out - it just feels healthy. Sometimes I gotta apologize even.
Like I got one right now - to ricki lake. I'm sorry. You were right - he was kinda off at times. I still give him a pass tho for it being live, him being an amateur and a damn sight less rehearsal time. And I still think he's better than the Basement Baby's sister:)
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Suri so has Josh's eyes. It's so blatant. Who does Tom think he's kidding?
He got the white hightops, now he just needs the nylon tracksuit and castration before the Mothership comes to take him home.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Cici, you is on da wrong site. Duh.
Jeez, can we stop with the cruise bashing? isn't there another celeb people can let loose all their venom on?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:35pm.
He bought that kid with his own money, it must be his.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Tom must think we're all crazy like him for us to believe that's his kid.
I hope Maddox and Suri marry Duggar spawn. Oh yeah!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:52pm.
i just need to call out "regulars" for attacking posters.
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"Need to?" Why? Do you not have enough to do?
Sounds like a personal problem.
You don't "need" to do any such thing.
You're just an attention whore.
Josh is sooo her father
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:24pm.
who are these losers who post dating sites on here?
Democrats. Shhhhhhh.
I love how Xenu keeps Tomasina's high heel sneakers so clean and white while he's cruising NYC.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
who are these losers who post dating sites on here?
He looks so ridiculous holding her like that
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:54pm.
I don't understand the fascination that Mr. Cruise has with parading this child around like a trophy.
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she sure is the spitting image of Josh Hartnett.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
tommy seriously looks like he's never carried suri before...and the looks on suri's face says she's not having it...i hope she kicks the shit out of him the next time she sports those hard baby shoes kids like to wear and use when they don't know their own strength...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Charles Manson is fun. Love him, too.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:11pm.
Perhaps Suri can click her "ruby red slippers" three times and disappear along Tom Cruise.
One can only hope.
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I'd settle for a house landing on the big-nosed big-ego.
angel, if i "called someone out", that didn't deserve it, it was a misunderstanding. i only step up to the plate for bullies.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:11pm.
I just wish he'd go back to the hollow tree and make more cookies, Keebler stocks are plummeting.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Tommy Girl is so embarassing. I love that third picture where he's smiling like Revolta is licking his no no hole. There's frickin bags of garbage and a dog taking a crap. Priceless.
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:11pm.
Perhaps Suri can click her "ruby red slippers" three times and disappear along Tom Cruise.
They'll miss him in Munchkinland.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05pm.
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Charlie, we are all victims of 'cult of personality'...especially now.
Perhaps Suri can click her "ruby red slippers" three times and disappear along Tom Cruise.
One can only hope.
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The boy ain't normal. He holds that kid like someone who hasn't any experience holding a kid. Why do people think he's so great? He's a stuck up little dick. He probably got his ass kicked often when he was a yoot.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:02pm.
Katie's resemblance to a boy is the only thing that holds Tom's interest. She, however, is just trying to get his Lucky Charms.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
GODDAMIT THERE IS NOT ONE THING WRONG WITH TOM. HE IS IS GODDAMN FUCKING FREAK JUST LIKE THE REST OF FUCKING US SO LEAVE HIM THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL ALONE. YA SO HIS BELIEFES ARE FUCKED UP AS HELL BUT WHO THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL REALLY CARES. HE HASN'T HURT NO ONE AND HE IS GODDAMN FUCKING FREE TO WORSHIP AS HE FUCKING WISHES. WE LIVE IN THIS GODDAMN SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE PUSH FUCKING EQUAL TREATMENT REGARDLESS OF FUCKING SEX, RELGION, ETHNIC BACKGRAND, FUCKING ETC. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT IS SUPPOSED BE FUCKING TOLERENT OF FUCKING SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND REGLIONS, BUT YET WE FUCKING GODDAMN BLANTENTLY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS. SO HE FUCKING JUMPED ON A COUCH, ACTED AT LITTLE LOVE SICK, I HAVE DONE MUCH FUCKING GODDAMN WEIRDER THING IN THE NAME OF FUCKING LOVE. IT'S NOT ALL THAT FUCKING UNUSUAL. FUCK YOU, I'M DONE.
I saw a picture once of Tom and Katie from the back. I couldn't tell who was which. Creepy. I think he's trying to turn her into a boy.
He'll need at least 2 more inches of heel before he can reach Travolta's taint from a standing position.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by jamhoney1235 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:56pm.
He's not a big ANYTHING, he's Verne Troyer's body double.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.