Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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i love top gun he was real preety in that there movie katie is a lucky dude
TV you're on fire tonight.
I'm snorting and choking here.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I don't understand the fascination that Mr. Cruise has with parading this child around like a trophy.
By the look in Suri's eyes, one can detect the endless hours of therapy awaiting in her future and the monumental "daddy" issues.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:45pm.
I can see Suri as an adult still being carried around with the blankie.
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*pulls thumb out of mouth* "Excuse me? No blanky times? Watch it busta!
Ten reasons blanky is mo betta:
01. Cuddly
02. Washable
03. Won't divulge your secrets
04. Won't divulge your secretions.
05. Doesn't expect breakfast
06. Doesn't expect lunch
07. Doesn't expect dinner
08. Asks not what you can do for blanky but what blanky can do for you.
09. Not a Chucky doll
10. Replaceable at WAL-Mart if you don't mind being trampled to death.
They have trailers for that mess of a movie, "Valkyrie" on heavy rotation this week. Every time it comes on, everyone in the room groans and laughs.
Tommy Girl is a monumental joke. Too bad he isn't in on it.
This is gonna look even more uncomfortable in about 6 weeks when they're the same size.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Tommygirl is a total fool.
And, he is not aging well; not well at all...
I just realized that Suri looks like a mini Liv Tyler. And JUST like her daddy, Josh. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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I can see Suri as an adult still being carried around with the blankie.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Where to start on this dickwad?
First, quit wrapping the kid in blankets...put her in a GD coat.
Nice platform tennies, asshat.
Taper off on the three to five showings a day of that spoiled little fashion plate.
Finally, give Josh Harnett back his kid! ASAP!
That is just a commando hold. She was probably being a little snot, and he had to control her. lol She looks like a handful.
Suri is going to have so many great stories to tell as an adult in therapy.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Aw. dot! Tell him not to be mad! It was a compliment:)
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@Mix Well:
Hold up - did you call out Deb that day?
Cuz that ain't right. She wasn't even there.
She had nothing to do with it.
And it was really mean. She gets into it but, generally, she's a nice lady.
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Yeah, fighting for Tommy Girl is never the "good fight." Suri, yes; Katie at this point, maybe, but Tom? Oh, hell to the fuck no.
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:19pm.
. , period . dot , (don't want to offend) thank goodness! i was not the only one that got bum rushed for trying to stick up for the "little guy"!
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Mix, call me whatever feels comfortable (I don't take offense easily). Standing up for folks getting picked on is one thing but you have to rest the gauntlet when there is no good fight to fight yaknow? There are a LOT of wonderful people here whom I've come to care about. There are definitely some scum bag slimey jerks here but that's [thankfully] the minority. :)
Christopher Reeve walked more frequently than this kid. Are they making sure her leg muscles get completely atrophied so she can't run from the crazy?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
thank God she did not get her "daddy's" nose!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by gwensilverdragon on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:12pm.
Don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet but why does it look like he has her wrapped in a big paper towel? Or one of those things you have to sit on at the gyno's office.
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You right, I looks like some kind of self-heating blanket based on the edges or like Tommy is holding her like a big bag of Cinnamon twists from Taco Bell.
. , period . dot , (don't want to offend) thank goodness! i was not the only one that got bum rushed for trying to stick up for the "little guy"!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27pm.
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Is that evil of me?
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evile in a delicious devils food chocolate kinda way!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Paparazzi. You dancing with the devil, TommyGirl. Dancing with the devil. *insert 'The Omen' musical score..HERE!*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet but why does it look like he has her wrapped in a big paper towel? Or one of those things you have to sit on at the gyno's office.
I can't help but have this mental image of Suri sitting around doing her little kid thing when Tom spotted the paps. Never missing an opportunity he snapped her up as she was and carried her outside, as though fleeing from a burning building.
Ahhahaha! Love you guys! xoxo
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:08pm.
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Hot Slut Alert!
LOL
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LMAO! He just bitched me out. I gotta change it now. hahaha. Chicken pooper! Gawwwwwwww. He's mad at me. :P
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:01pm.
P.S. My husband's picture from yesterday is in my avatar. lmao
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Hot Slut Alert!
LOL
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:03pm.
Remember? It was when the twins were born, some of ours went to JJ and pretended to be Brangeloonies.
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I do remember...I felt horribly cuz you weren't even one of the people going over there...
But I didn't think it was Mix Well....are you sure?
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i never new tom has sperms he looks spermfree
Remember? It was when the twins were born, some of ours went to JJ and pretended to be Brangeloonies...big mess with dlisters vrs jjers. I warned that there would be reciprocations over the hijinx....
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
I can't deal with just Jared anymore 'cause it takes far too long for the pages to refresh from that siteon my own home computer here. IOt's just Just Jared, too, that's by far the worst time-length of any celeb site online that I frequent where I have to wait, wait, wait and wait for the pages to refresh. Just jj.
ROFLMAO. Suri has that bored, "Off with his heads," look. He won't miss them since he was just put here to squire me around after my real daddy left my mama's belly full of his seed.
"And I really should have been named, 'Queenie."
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P.S. My husband's picture from yesterday is in my avatar. lmao
she is so cute, oh,........ i will share these pics with my friends at """""""""""""sugarbabymeet.com """""""""""
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:43pm.
Angel,
I was its favorite...methinks it may have forgotten since it labeled me a "joiner". It also seems to have forgotten that it went to JJ and put out personal info on that site.
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O no way! Really?
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He has never held Suri like a normal person. He has always held her facing OUT or like this. It's like he's afraid to hold her next to his body or spread her legs to hold her on his hip like any other parent. He gives me the serious creepies. Cold shivers. Ugh.
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:52pm.
angel, no. i'm not mean. i just need to call out "regulars" for attacking posters. madonna would let it go, but i won't =P guess that makes me "nasty".
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Mix, I think I love your sweet arse. Hey, I stand up for folks here too. I was the target of a LOT of dlisted bullying bullshit groundless shit last year and therefore I've kinda made it my mission to stand up for anyone when I'm around who might need it. :)
Finally a church whose doctrines I can follow without feeling like a hypocrit...all Hail the Church of Dlisted!
LOLs at Madam and TigerLily
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:52pm.
angel, no. i'm not mean. i just need to call out "regulars" for attacking posters.
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Cool! I like to call out posters for attacking "regulars"!
We're like Yin and Yang!=)
...said Britney during her first date with Adnan in the bathroom at Walgreen's:)
PS. I don't really think you're mean - I'm just playin'...
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27pm.
This guy is a jackass to the Angelina Jolie degree. Look at him holding his dolled up child out to the paparazzi like some sort of holy offering. I hope these kids all turn out the EXACT OPPOSITE of what their psycho parents are hoping for.
I hope Maddox grows up to be the most boring right wing conservative church-going accountant with no style, a frumpy wife, no kids, and writes an angry religious tirade tell-all about the horrors of being raised by a nutjob whore.
I hope Suri becomes an anti-Scientology free-livin' hippie with endless lovers, both male and female, that she parades in front of the media, and also with some tell-all goodies for the media.
Is that evil of me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel, no. i'm not mean. i just need to call out "regulars" for attacking posters. madonna would let it go, but i won't =P guess that makes me "nasty".
LOL @ BJ Jinkins! fucking funny about the flying monkey leader role
I am waching top gun and wizerd of oz in the old vcr in honer of tom i here he had a roll as the flying monky leeder but it was cut out at the last minute i bet he told katie he was the flying monky leeder in wizerd of oz she was probly turned on i know i would be
It was Madam S., who wrote that awesome post that I had and still have no idea how to quote properly, which I SHOULD know, having been hanging around the place for the past year and a half. Anyway. Great shit, Madam S., I can totally see Suri as a free-loving twisted teen in a compund somewhere, sexin' it up, feeding snippets of her lifestyle to the media here and there to feed her weed and LSD habit (since that's the only skill she learned from her prents, how to feed the media for cash that is.)
Angel,
I was its favorite...methinks it may have forgotten since it labeled me a "joiner". It also seems to have forgotten that it went to JJ and put out personal info on that site. I had to go to moderator to have it removed.
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:14pm.
I'm sorry but by month 6 you know how to hold a child! He's holding her in the 'pimp' position.
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Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:25pm.
hell. who are you guys and where are the mean dlist posters?
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I thought you were the mean one;p
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No, Dot, that was the best post ever! (I stillhaven't figured out to quote others' posts here where it says "Submitted by so-and-so yada yada yada," so, just piping up here.
Sickitten! Kisses, bella! So, for why do you say the amazing Lauren Bacall should shut her trap? I LOVE that bitch! She - well, I just love her, even if she IS going a little eighty-year-old crazy film-icon batshit insaNE these days. I loved what she said about Tom Cruise.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27pm.
I hope Maddox grows up to be the most boring right wing conservative church-going accountant with no style, a frumpy wife, no kids, and writes an angry religious tirade tell-all about the horrors of being raised by a nutjob whore.
I hope Suri becomes an anti-Scientology free-livin' hippie with endless lovers, both male and female, that she parades in front of the media, and also with some tell-all goodies for the media.
Is that evil of me?
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No. I think it would be funny as hell if that happened.
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Submitted by copperblaze22 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
Suri looks like Snow White being carried by one of her dwarfs.
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Those dwarfs on the reality show look cuddly and happy.
Tom gives more of that hairy little crib midget vibe, dontcha think?
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Submitted by catherine123 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:32pm.
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