Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Tommy Is Subtle
Tommy Girl can't be anymore obvious. He should have just put Suri in a glass display case, placed spotlights all around her and shouted "Step right up!" on a megaphone. Now, the last time I held a baby it threw up on my face, so I don't hold one often, but I'm pretty sure this is not how you normally do it. Suri better be getting paid double for this kind of fuckery.
On the plus side, she has a sippy cup instead of a bottle! Alert the fucking world! At this rate, she'll graduate to a regular cup by her 18th birthday! Actually, I think Suri is going from the sippy cup straight to the bottle thanks to the fact that she's being raised by a pack of crazies.
And Tommy's platform Easy Spirits are seriously sexy.
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27pm.
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Same here! I can't wait to read Shiloh's book about being a blob in the Ho'lie - Shitt family!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27pm.
Is that evil of me?
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Only if it's wrong of me to have creamed myself over your entire post. AMEN!
Snow, that's why you always see her in dresses, to hide the diapers...
I will never believe this kid is his biological child.
This guy is a jackass to the Angelina Jolie degree. Look at him holding his dolled up child out to the paparazzi like some sort of holy offering. I hope these kids all turn out the EXACT OPPOSITE of what their psycho parents are hoping for.
I hope Maddox grows up to be the most boring right wing conservative church-going accountant with no style, a frumpy wife, no kids, and writes an angry religious tirade tell-all about the horrors of being raised by a nutjob whore.
I hope Suri becomes an anti-Scientology free-livin' hippie with endless lovers, both male and female, that she parades in front of the media, and also with some tell-all goodies for the media.
Is that evil of me?
Lauren Bacall needs to shut her hole.
I don't know what the fuck the cruises are gonna do when, finally, they can't physically carry around Suri anymore. What then? They're already trying to socially retard her in every other aspect, I bet that child still even wears fucking diapers for christsake. Watch. I bet she does. Hence, the omnipresent blankie 'round her tush.
Fuck, I dunno, all I know is that this is one majorly twisted family, and I cannot wait until A.) Katie bounces and writes her tell-all, or B.) Suri grows up and gets the fuck outta there in her mid- to late-teens, and writes a tell-all after doing shitloads of endlessly entertaining scandalous shit for us all to watch and comment upon for a little while.
Can't wait.
You'd think that if he was going to get a chin implant, he'd do something about that schnozz. Jaysus, it's like a potato.
Tom-Tom: Your kid is cute but YOU are not. You have a huge fug honker even after your 'corrective surgery'...you are fucking UGLY and I never understood why girls swooned over your fug ass EVER and now you are just OLD and FUG...get over yourself and stop shielding your fug with your beautiful child like some whack politician. Get the fuck over yourself and let your child have a fucking childhood.
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hell. who are you guys and where are the mean dlist posters?
evilshoe, thank you. ditto.
islandgirl, nasty, but probably good for your teeth.
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I was looking for you! My ony retort was: four pretzels in Petzls, but of course MK wont know what that is!
They is retards to the max...
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Christ, stop holding this kid like she's a fucking newborn. The kid is at least 3 years old-no, I don't believe she was born in April 2006 but probably more like Dec. 2005. You're not fooling anyone and all the sippy cups and blankets in the world aren't going to make her look like an infant.
Listen to your feelings when viewing that header pic. It's not his kid.
@Evil Shoe:
Aw You're not mad at me now, are you? SoR-RaY!
@ aquarius: Tommy's household is worse cuz there's no other kids there:(
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That's not kid his anymore than Rene-Charles Angeluil is Celine's
Everytime I see a pic of Tommygirl I hate a little bit more.
Id like to know why they swaddle her like shes 2 months old! THATS A KID!!! NOT A BABY! let her walk! they have her wrapped up in a blanket and a burp cloth like shes fresh out the snatch.
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Oh, for god's sake...How long before Suri is taller than Tiny Tom???? I mean, for crying out loud this kid looks freakin' 4 years old. Give it up already. If this kid ain't the product of some Tom-volta mega gay sperm party in Katies panties, then this is Chris Klein's baked up baby batter...
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:14pm.
-or by the time she does get away she'll be a sucked dry zombie nobody gives a shit about like Nicole Kidman. I mean..is she hiding in Australia or what? Does she see their kids together?
One more hour until Top Chef, I detest his ass to the nines.
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Whoring his kid like that is... repulsive.
She's not an accessory, Tom.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:16pm.
What did you think of Caption This??? Losers.....
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Is she in such a fucking sick deal that she "acknowledges" his fuck fests with guys or turns the other cheek...
What a way to live. No wonder her eyes look like a Stockholm prisoner. She sold her soul to the devil 50 times over. Bet she wishes she could get out. She never will...he'll make sure of it.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:57pm.
@ poppus--
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Submitted by Poppus on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:34pm.
Tom probably had John Travolta punch him extra hard in the nose during a hot moment. Bleah.
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Well, that's not technically a donkey punch. Would it be called a mule kick?"
-How about a Donkey Kick? Then everyone's happy!
-and yes Lauren Bacall is the shit.
I'm sorry but by month 6 you know how to hold a child! He's holding her in the 'pimp' position.
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Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:10pm.
I get snarking someone you trade arrows with in fun, but some posters here are just mean. mean girls suck. nice girls swallow.
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What about gargling? That's how I snagged my first husband. :0)
Suri is such a strong, independent woman and $cienos believe in treating children like little adults, so why the fuck can't Suri walk on her own damn two feet?
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TommyGirl is living vicariously through his daughter in the worst way. You know bitch sucks on that sippy cup and tries to fit his fug feet in her bunny slippers when the lights are off.
I'm surprised they don't trundle her about in a stroller. I guess she can't walk yet?
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
I see similarities in the eye area. Maybe she is his afterall. What is with this blanket thing though? Her arms are exposed.
Submitted by Mix Well on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:10pm
Love the avie. :)
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jiggy, you are being very cute and charming, making it hard for me to be short with you. careful. don't you know i'm "nasty"?
i get snarking someone you trade arrows with in fun, but some posters here are just mean. mean girls suck. nice girls swallow.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:06pm.
She is not two years old. No attempts to get her off the sippy cup or we would have seen it since she all but takes a dump in front of the world.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:04pm.
Lauren Bacall on Tom Cruise, from 2005:
"His whole behavior is so shocking. It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but I think it's kind of a sickness."
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:04pm.
Lauren Bacall on Tom Cruise, from 2005:
"His whole behavior is so shocking. It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but I think it's kind of a sickness."
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Yet another reason why I adore Lauren Bacall.
Wonder why Tom didn't exploit his two other children. Could it be he is a classic narcissist. And adopted children aren't good enough for the narcissistic parent unless they claim from the beginning a la Angelina to have adopted kids from poor countries from dead mothers. Guess if you can't exploit them you leave them out in the cold. His other daughter has the cheapest looking cloths. Can you imagine watching your dad with his new princess 4,ooo bucks for shoes. It is very sick. And that child will be very sick when older. She needs friends and dirt and play and a coat And she needs to be told she isn't going out without one . Period. It is cold out. What is wrong with them? Never mind
Obviously he loves her and they both look happy,cute lil mini down blanket,reminds me of something I have for my dog but its still sweet and there is nothing wrong with someone her age (2) using a sippy cup.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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At least she's picking up the "prune" from the Olsen Trolls.
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Lauren Bacall on Tom Cruise, from 2005:
"His whole behavior is so shocking. It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but I think it's kind of a sickness."
Submitted by copperblaze22 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:58pm.
Suri looks like Snow White being carried by one of her dwarfs.
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Those dwarfs on the reality show look cuddly and happy.
Tom gives more of that hairy little crib midget vibe, dontcha think?
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Yes, these photos clearly show that Tom does not know how to hold a child.
But...maybe that's a good thing. (Let's look on the bright side, shall we?)
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Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:51pm.
Child rearing has not aged him like it has aged Katie. Obviously, Tom doesn't do diaper duty and doesn't help Suri when she wakes up in the middle of the night screaming from nightmares only to realize when she
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Okay, let's take a poll -- is it worse to be raised in the Tommy-Bot household or the Brangelina household? I saw that episode of Oprah where they showed his "house", but I picture their actual living quarters as being very sterile (pun intended) and soulless. Brangelina, on the other hand, it might be like WWIII with other crazy kids running amok and trying to kill you, but at least there'd be some sort of emotion there -- I don't get ANY kind of chemistry between Tom OR Katie and Suri, it's sad.
Suri looks like Snow White being carried by one of her dwarfs.
@ poppus--
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Submitted by Poppus on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:34pm.
Tom probably had John Travolta punch him extra hard in the nose during a hot moment. Bleah.
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Well, that's not technically a donkey punch. Would it be called a mule kick?
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GOD DAMN IS THAT A FUCKING SIPPY CUP AGAIN!! WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE GET HER A FUCKING DIXIE CUP OR SOMETHING.
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I'm just sayin' but I do really like to do the all caps thing. Its fun and its what my brain sounds like:)
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LOL! Nice pic. I do love to read Suri's face:
Sorry folks, I got the stoopit one today.
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GOD DAMN IS THAT A FUCKING SIPPY CUP AGAIN!! WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE GET HER A FUCKING DIXIE CUP OR SOMETHING.
FUCK!
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