Crazy Eyes Is Already Bonkers
Tricia Walsh-Smith is back on YouTube and she's traded slagging off her husband for singing in a dominatrix costume. I understand if that last part immediately made you click off this site and go to the Live Feed Puppies!! It's a little too early to deal with this shit, but deal with it I did!
Crazy Eyes' new single is called "Bonkers" and the video just shows her running around London like a madwoman on the run. The footage probably wasn't even for the video. That's how Crazy Eyes acts on a daily basis. The other part of the video shows Crazy Eyes as a dominatrix in some homemade dungeon. Her dungeon sort of looks like the Chinese restaurant down the street from me. Hmmm...
My favorite part is at the 1:38 mark when Crazy Eyes is just standing there, having a moment of clarity and thinking, "WTF is my life?!"
And her eyes still burn past my soul through the wall behind me and into my neighbor's apartment. My neighbor probably feels the uneasy feeling of someone watching him. It's Crazy Eyes!
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That's some Gary Numan-sounding shit. Still, I'll take this over Kayne any day.
1. Who knew Ozzy had a sister whose singing was even more unintelligle than his? 2. WTF is up with that chinese-handcuff looking thing she's twirling around in in the "dungeon' scenes? Or maybe it's more like one of those macrame plant hangers your memaw had in the 70's..... 3. Did you notice that little boy she's trying to dance with in that one street scene? His expression is classic "who let the skanks out?" or "mooooommmmm! hellllppp! skeletor is trying to kidnap me!" this lady needs an intervention!
OMFG NOOOOOOO is she for real? The world is truly ending...like I just said in another post anyone can record a cd today, very very sad.
She doesn't have an ounce of rhythm in her body, what kind of fucking moves is she doing? Wow this certifies her if she hasn't been before. Scary shit the world is/has become.
It's strange...I actually that that tune was kind of catchy!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
She's a poor sloppy Richard O'Brien wannabee. "It's astounding/Time is fleeting/Madness takes its toll..."!
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Think she'll surpass Kanye on the charts?
At 0.35 she looks eerily like Madonna (if Madonna had lower facial movement)
Holy shit, that was so awful that I don't know what to say about it. My mouth tastes like a cigarette but was as far as I could get.
*barfs*
Oh Lawd. An Intermission from Fun.
"I give it Two Nuts Down".
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:31am.
Oh, she mentions Steele?? She looks fit for a memaw--not that I want to see no memaw prancing about in leather and whips. (My mom--never mind...)
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Your mom??? No, please! DO GO ON! LOL!
Leather and whips are FOR memaws. I'm collecting mine as we speak!
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I think she's fun, not too bad really.
"I'm geuuing BONKUZ!!"
Well at least it got Cold in tha D out of my head.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Who would agree to produce that piece of crap? She can't sing worth Shite. And her dancing, oye vey.
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It's like someone opened an MTV time capsule from 1981. I kept looking for The Clash.
and she wonders why her husband wanted to divorce her!?!?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She needs to stay tied up in that net forever.
GOOD GAWD
LMAO
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Wow. She really has no friends in life.
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Well I just wasted another 3:35 minutes of my life on her. Oh well, just when we thought her 15 minutes of fame were finished.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
She should be nominated for Grammy Comedy Album of the Year just like Kathy Griffin! That was funny.
She needs to hook up with the other attention whore of the year Phoebe Price and do a tag team tour.....
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That hot b!tch in between the 2:00 to 2:35 marks needs to do his own version of "Single Ladies". As for Trish, no comment.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Trish is in London to consult with the chief bitch Gold-Digger of the Universe, Dread Pirate Heather Mills.
oh no.. that's terrible! lol
Oh holy hell, this is so embarrassing! It is like some homemade 80's video I would have made with my friends with the synth and all. This chick is straight up batshit. She says she's an ex-addict, but can you imagine her on drugs when she's this crazy normally?!
This is seriously some Jan Terri meets Julie Brown meets Elvira kinda nonsense. WTF is WRONG with this woman????
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:25am.
Zappy, love the avatar ~~~~Thank you Thank you Dallas!
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:27am.
Every old woman I know dances like that-what the hell is up with the jerking and twitching? Does it automatically happen once you pass 50?
~~~~I hate to admit it cowbell, but I'm part of that club..and I dance rather magnificently..All duh boys wanna dance wid me! I have some serious booty moves. I have been told that I speak sex when my ass quivers...
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:31am.
Oh, she mentions Steele?? She looks fit for a memaw--not that I want to see no memaw prancing about in leather and whips. (My mom--never mind...)
@Sheeps:
I actually listened to the song. I'm sorry I did it and I stopped there but it's done now:(
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Are they just letting anyone put their shit on itunes now or what first chris crocker now this hot mess
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:27am.
O! She reads Danielle Steele too!
Morning! Where do you get that from? (I know Britney reads Steele, too.)
O! She reads Danielle Steele too!
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Every old woman I know dances like that-what the hell is up with the jerking and twitching? Does it automatically happen once you pass 50? She is in great shape if she would just keep her mouth shut and not dance.
Utter tripe
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Zappy, love the avatar!
I think sending Madonna and Victoria Beckham back to the UK in exchange for this mess would be a fair trade. I'm frightened we may end up with all three.
I have to give her credit for being in great shape. Okay, enough nice talk.. The bitch is advertising for a new sugar daddy. Ain't it great that any dumb whore can exploit themselves and people buy their shit? And this is why I don't buy anything unless it's old black and white movies from the 40's because all those people are dead and don't actually get the money for it. However, I did just recently purchase 'Empire of the Sun' (Christian Bale as a yoot), which is an excellent movie.
the tree gives the best performace in the video- this woman is a scream -
This is hysterical. This woman is a total freak. If you can get past the scary eyes, she does have a hot bod for a bitch her age. I'm jealous!
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"That cat's something I can't explain."
This is a mess. My favorite part around the 1:20 mark is when someone throws her a coat off camera. Priceless.
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Wow...wow!!!
It's better than "Circus." She should have used those beats but played one of her rants over them.
Submitted by Sexy girl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:03am.
Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
...now this is believable. she sho is single now!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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