Kathy Griffin's Grammy Dream Almost Fulfilled!
Kathy Griffin recorded her comedy album For Your Consideration just so she could get a Grammy and her dream is very close to coming true. Memaw Maggie's daughter was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album last night along with Flight of the Conchords, George Carlin, Lewis Black and Harry Shearer. Hooray! This bitch better win just so she can offend the uptight dumbasses of America again.
The nominations were announced last night during a Grammy nomination concert. They had a fucking concert to announce the nominations and they showed that shit on TV. What's next? A televised concert to announce the nomination concert? And another televised concert to announce that Mimi's shit is banana-shaped?
Lil Wayne received the most nominations with 8. Coldplay got 7 nominations. Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye got 6 nominations each. Here's just a few of the top categories. Click here to see the full long ass list.
Album of the Year
Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, Coldplay (Chris Martin must be stopped)
Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne
Year of the Gentleman, Ne-Yo
Raising Sand, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows, RadioheadRecord of the Year
"Chasing Pavements," Adele
"Viva la Vida," Coldplay
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis
"Paper Planes," M.I.A.
"Please Read the Letter," Robert Plant & Alison KraussSong of the Year (for the songwriter)
"American Boy," performed by Estelle featuring Kanye West
"Chasing Pavements," performed by Adele
"I'm Yours," performed by Jason Mraz
"Love Song," performed by Sara Bareilles
"Viva La Vida," performed by ColdplayBest New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan
Um. I think they're going to need to do a recount. This list doesn't seem right. I mean, where's It's So Cold in the D and Smell Yo Dick? Mistakes have been made. Those two masterpieces should have the most nominations.
And I expect Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You) and Kim Zolciak's Tightrope to sweeeeeeeep next year's nominations.
Nice picture, at first I thought CarrotTop was off the steroids.
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Everytime I hear a Sara Bareilles song it makes me want to stick a rusty fork in my eye. I'm probably extra bitter because my friend keeps trying to shove her album down my throat, but how many times do you have to tell someone that you fucking hate something before they stop annoying you with it??
I hope Radiohead wins.
By the way if Madonna or Rihanna beats daft punk in anything related to electronic music i will flip my shit!
I love Daft Punk so much, but didnt they release harder, better, faster stronger like 5 years ago? That live album was fantastic but come on!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
WTF? Anyone can record a cd today, it's truly sickening, what happened to real music like Britney Spears, Christina A, Fallout Boy, New Kids On The Block, Ike Turner....ya know, the classics.
**Gag**
OMG MK, you must have read my mind! I was humming "Smell Yo Dick" the other day and wondering why it had never won anything. lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Adele kicks ass. Love her.
Duffy is really good!
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man, that announcement show was so lame. i personally enjoy watching the grammys but i think i'm in the minority there.
Coldplay? wtf?
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Shit, I didn't even notice Radiohead on there...I am OBSESSED with that album. I should be shot! I'm not worthy!
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everything's shit except M.I.A., that "Paper Planes" song is overplayed though. They should rename the Grammy's the Overplayed Awards, it's basically the same. And Chris Martin MUST be stopped!
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with the exception of Radioheads and Robert Plants, this is by far the worst Grammy nominations ever! how in the hell did the Jonas' get a nom? they have no talent to remotely speak of.
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Happy for Sara Bareilles. Saw her in concert with Maroon 5 (who were better than the entire Billy Joel concert which was, in itself, fairly amazing) and Counting Crows. She was terrific and I love that bitter song.
Yeah, I must be old, never heard of Adele. Record of the year, song of the year, and best new artist - maybe I'll check her out on the interwebs.
Why does Jay-Z have 6 nominations? Did he even have a cd out? I bet Sasha Fierce has something to do with that.
My kid is all about this chick "Adele". I guees I gotta check her out. I've never heard the Robert Plant/Allison Krauss either but I bet it's pretty awesome.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:35am.
"Raising Sand" with Allison Kraus and Robert Plant is an excellent album. So is "In Rainbows" by Radiohead.
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Yes! I wholeheartedly agree! And TheBreakdown introduced me to Adele. Told me to give it her a listen.
Submitted by Kimber on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:15pm
Album is for a whole album and record is for a single song. There is also song of the year. Record of the year is for the performer and song is for the songwriter.(or vice versa, I forget)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:35am.
*whispers* I like Coldplay.
*runs away*
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It's ok, *whispers* I like Coldplay too.
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Ok I'm a dumb dumb but what is the diff between album and record of the year?
Ding dang DAYUM!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Yes MissP I ding-dang dun did it! I will now say my Dlisted Rosary...4 hail Khia's, 5 Glory be to our Father Spears and the Apollonia 6 Creed.
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If coldplay wins I will kill myself. I hate those fuckers! They are so boring...zzzz.....
Deb, NO. I still have that spot on my arm that I haven't washed in 2 years......:)
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Yay M.I.A. and Coldplay!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:42am.
You didn't wash it off, did you?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
smell yo dick is not available for viewing in Canada.
I'm not entirely sure this is such a bad thing.
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i'm pretty sure i haven't seriously watched the grammys since the new millineum...i don't plan on starting now...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Deb, lmao......I love that part of 40 Yr Old Virgin!
I have a huge crush on Chris Martin.....I got his sweat all over my arm at their concert almost 2 years ago........sighhhhhh
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
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iheart!!! Oh no you dee 'nt...
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:35am.
That's how I know you're gay!!! ;)
JK! I like them too. I just get a kick out of that part of "The 40 Year Old Virgin".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Shitney doesn't get a pity nom? Actually Blackout should have won something, I still love that shit. [Runs away ashamed]
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They are so happy, I have see their photos on meetwealthy.com, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. It's very nice to chat and date with them. so I feel so lucky. Good for you.
"Raising Sand" with Allison Kraus and Robert Plant is an excellent album. So is "In Rainbows" by Radiohead.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
*whispers* I like Coldplay.
*runs away*
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Holy shit the Cold in the D chick has a MySpace!
http://www.myspace.com/babydolltee
LMMFAO this shit is highfuckinlarious. Plus I just found a 2Pac remix on YouTube. Oh Innernetz, how I love thee!
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PHIL COLLINS WAS ROBBED!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If that "Living La Vida Douchebag and the Deathly Pallor of Fishsticks" CD or any of those shitty Coldplay songs wins any Grammy, I swear I will stop listening to music altogether. Chris Martin need not be encouraged to continue making pseuso-U2 music.
sickings are plim. obviously not much worthwhile dropped.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Oh, check it out. Not only is Chris Martin nominated, but so is Fishsticks.
Mrs. Rojo Caliente also got a nomination.
It's ben the same ol people for the past decade. I like the best new artist category. I like Adele. It always seem like the awards given "earlier" are the most interesting ones.
Kathy Griffin needs to sit down.
Love Kathy, but George should win.
I'm officially old now that I have only heard of one of the New Artist nominees.
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jammer~ it's so bad it's good! It will be in my head allllllll day long now. Her enunciation is impeccable LMAO
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how da fuck dowesposta keep peace?♫♪
I dig her message though:)
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Ihearthaters,
I can't TAKE that video at all. It is KILLING ME. and the D is Detroit. I know homegirl is trying to be serious, but C'MONNNNNN. Terrible. Hilarious, but terrible.
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How could you leave out Mrs. Coldplay?
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Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Yay Kathy... I like her show. I love it when she admits that sometimes she sucks and can't make the audince laugh...
She looks like comedienne Ruth Buzzi. Both are very funny.
oh, mk. i will never be able to thank you enough for 'smell yo dick'. it's still in heavy rotation for me.
Just watched It's So Cold in the D. What in offkey, tone-deaf hell is that shit MK and why didn't you tell us about it before?!! Or did I just miss that day? My ears hurt now. Damn that bitch can howl. Her backup dancers can't stop laughing bwahahahaha!!!
**'The D' is Detroit, right?
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