Kathy Griffin's Grammy Dream Almost Fulfilled!
Kathy Griffin recorded her comedy album For Your Consideration just so she could get a Grammy and her dream is very close to coming true. Memaw Maggie's daughter was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album last night along with Flight of the Conchords, George Carlin, Lewis Black and Harry Shearer. Hooray! This bitch better win just so she can offend the uptight dumbasses of America again.
The nominations were announced last night during a Grammy nomination concert. They had a fucking concert to announce the nominations and they showed that shit on TV. What's next? A televised concert to announce the nomination concert? And another televised concert to announce that Mimi's shit is banana-shaped?
Lil Wayne received the most nominations with 8. Coldplay got 7 nominations. Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye got 6 nominations each. Here's just a few of the top categories. Click here to see the full long ass list.
Album of the Year
Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, Coldplay (Chris Martin must be stopped)
Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne
Year of the Gentleman, Ne-Yo
Raising Sand, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows, RadioheadRecord of the Year
"Chasing Pavements," Adele
"Viva la Vida," Coldplay
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis
"Paper Planes," M.I.A.
"Please Read the Letter," Robert Plant & Alison KraussSong of the Year (for the songwriter)
"American Boy," performed by Estelle featuring Kanye West
"Chasing Pavements," performed by Adele
"I'm Yours," performed by Jason Mraz
"Love Song," performed by Sara Bareilles
"Viva La Vida," performed by ColdplayBest New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan
Um. I think they're going to need to do a recount. This list doesn't seem right. I mean, where's It's So Cold in the D and Smell Yo Dick? Mistakes have been made. Those two masterpieces should have the most nominations.
And I expect Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You) and Kim Zolciak's Tightrope to sweeeeeeeep next year's nominations.
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For some odd reason I read 'Kathy Griffin's Grammy Dream Almost Fulfilled' as 'Kathy Griffin's granny almost filled'. I wonder why? The mind is a funny thing.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Homegirl in It's So Cold in the D needs to stop with that Cheeto colored weave.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
What about Pink and her album rocks!! This is why I stop watching awards shows they suck!
"Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause *that ain't cool*
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick"
hahahahhhahahaha she is clearly a Jen aniston fan
Omg this is officially my new favorite song!
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That smell yo dick songwriter should add a verse or a bridge about pouring boiling hot water on yer cheaterman.
I'm going to see her live next week.. can't wait!
my pie goods will be on display in the coffin, but the buffet will feature tenniscans and green beans.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Mrs. Gosling has yet to behold the greatness that is Riskay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
You are welcome! LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Kisses MissP!
LMFAOOO@releasing the white doves =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
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LOL! MAke sure they serve pie goods @ your funeral too! ♥
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
What the hell is smell yo dick?
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LMFAO CTH!
ha ha ha
I keep reading yall type smel yo dick and then the Wino getting plowed post ugggggggggggggg
grossssssssssssssssssssssss ha ha ha
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Best New Artist is Adele, hands down. She wrote all her own stuff and not just one radio hit, a whole album of good songs. I've always been partial to good singers and this girl's voice woke me up out of a half sleep when she performed live, not taped, on SNL.
Plus, she's chubby too. Meow my big baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
smell yo dick
is going to be played at my funeral, when they release the white doves.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Clarisse- I haven't seen El B around! Maybe it's the time zone thing.
Ok, I gotta get some work done. I have a big deadline today.
@Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:23am.
Yeah, I have to agree with you on that, as far as older people anyway. I think a little chubbiness in the face maybe "plumps up" the wrinkles.
Good Morning iHeart!!!
Bwahahahah Smell yo dick!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
KD!
"Duffy's face freaks me out."
LOL! You best not let El B. hear you say that!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
BWAHAHAHA MK I just loaded Smell Yo Dick onto my mp3 player=))
I don't know shit about ppl on that list except the R&B folks. Kathy is so awesome she should have BEEN the whole list. Just because.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
I'm old, but I love radiohead, always have.
I kinda like coldplay too.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:02am.
"Wow, a lot of bad music. Yes, Chris Martin must be stopped. Maybe divorce will make him all morose and suicidal."
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Unfortunately, it will probably inspire him to write MORE bad music around the themes of breakup and heartache. He's an "artist" dontcha know.
Athina - that might not be a bad thing. There's nothing worse than those sunken in faces people get after losing a lot of weight. It looks weird and it's aging. That's the one pro of being overweight - the face looks so uch more youthful because it's filled out and round. Granted - too many chins doesn't look good or whatever, but still... I've seen so many people lose weight and end up looking a decade older with their weird sunken cheeks and flappy skin.
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That list seems pretty fair, though I wish they gave more nods to M.I.A. Kala was the thinking man's answer to Blackout.
Baptized in da funk!
@LoLo- lol, giant toddler is right! My BF has a major 20 head, so I can't really do anything with his hair. I want him to start shaving his head, but I know he's too lazy and if that's what I want, I'd end up doing it for him while he sucks his thumb.
Since MK mentioned the Grammy Nominations Concert...
Christina performing Nina Simmone's classic "I Love You, Porgy"
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/2008/12/she-just-keeps-gettin-b...
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:13am.
I agree Sibsi she was funny in her show and she seemed pretty real but I feel like shes an asshole to people around her...thats why I cant figure out if i like her or not lol
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I agree with you Mrs. G. To be honest with you, I won't even watch her anymore..it's her abrasive style that irritates me. I like crude and lewd but she has a vulgarity that offends my sense of fragility..(whatever the fuck that means).
Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:17am
Yes, I believe The Breakdown and myself did that and El Bastardo loves him some DUFFY!!!
I hope she wins, just to watch Maniac Tweens queef themselves over the JonASS Brothers LOOSE!
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DUFFY RULES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:17am.
ha ha ha shit i want my american giant toddler boy to take my ass shopping too!
He could do somethig new with his hair as well...
Hmmmmmm ha ha ha
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Duffy's face freaks me out. It makes me wonder if her cheeks could sink in any further.
The thing that sucks major boar balls is that the CD player in my vehickle doesn't play burnt CD's. Irggg. Hey, does anyone know a better brand that might actually work?
The list sucks, Christina should've been nominated for Best Concert for the B2B Tour. Stupid Grammy twits.
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LA/Bradi
IDK of you remember, but, you recommended Duffy a few months back. I mist say I like it. I love her voice(I missed that!)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:12am.
Oh maybe? or maybe she wants a stupid cheesy boy?
Shes like "Oh Take me shopping i want to see L.A. Ive never been to a club in New York...."
Shes so looking for a hair gel guy ha ha ha
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Shoot, I have an "american boy" and I want to do those things too. Well, he's Guatemalan American. Does that count? Hm, I guess not.
Congrats Kathy!! I bought this album and loved it!! I know it started out as a joke but she recorded a hell of an album and definitely deserves to win!! You go girl!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:12am.
Kind of on and off topic at the same time: I was watching the Europe MTV VMA's, or whatever they were, last weekend and Perez was one there, and he is actually skinny now! I was shocked.
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He still suffers from fat face syndrome. He's one of those people, that, no matter how skinny the body gets, the face will always be fat.
Only worthy shit mentioned on that list is Adele and "Paper Planes"
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I do like that paper plane song from little miss MIA. Its on me I-pod and i listen to it when i smoke on my roof and try to see if there is naked peoples in their windows ha ha
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lol yeah I got a few of his songs of Limewire (shhh dont tell no one!) and they were all pretty good very mellow music
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I'll say it again - I like the American Boy song - has a goof groove to it. It's not Grammy worthy or anything - except that by modern Grammy standards it is... :\
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Mrs. G- do you know if the CD is any good? (jason mraz) I've been thinking of getting it. Maybe I'll have my BF download it. Better for him to be hauled off by the FBI instead of me.
DUFFY!!!
Best New Artist!!!!
....and I really like that Leona Lewis song....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I agree Sibsi she was funny in her show and she seemed pretty real but I feel like shes an asshole to people around her...thats why I cant figure out if i like her or not lol
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Album of the year- They all suck major donkey dicks.
Record of the Year- Leona Lewis all the way. She has the voice of an angel and the face to match.
Song of the year- They all suck major donkey dicks.
Best New Artist-They all pretty much suck. Adele is a chubby chick who pumped out one good song. Duffy is a skinny chick who pumped out one good song. Jonas Bothers? Are you fucking kidding me? Lady Antebellum? The name is so douchey and retarded, they need to just go away. Jazmine who?
ps...forgive my bitchiness. I am nursing a seriously bad cold and can't even get out of bed.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:10am.
yeah, that American Boy song is pretty lame. So is the term American Boy to men like what Mistress is to women?
Oh maybe? or maybe she wants a stupid cheesy boy?
Shes like "Oh Take me shopping i want to see L.A. Ive never been to a club in New York...."
Shes so looking for a hair gel guy ha ha ha
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Kind of on and off topic at the same time: I was watching the Europe MTV VMA's, or whatever they were, last weekend and Perez was one there, and he is actually skinny now! I was shocked.
I quit the Grammies when I was about 12.
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love me some paper planes!! the rest eh i'm all set! i want to like chris martin--but i can't he's married to miss goop!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I don't know... the reality show of hers is kinda... convincing?
I only say this because it portrays her as a materialist woman, with several flaws, which can be easily ignored when you consider her talent and other better qualities.
That's why I like her, but then again, I'm not saying you sexy hoes are wrong about your feelings/ambivalence towards her.
I love Kathy she is so funny but her competition is amazing,love them all!I wish they all could win.
If the Jonas Bros win Best New Artist I will shoot my television.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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