Thursday, December 4th 2008

Kathy Griffin's Grammy Dream Almost Fulfilled!

Kathy Griffin recorded her comedy album For Your Consideration just so she could get a Grammy and her dream is very close to coming true. Memaw Maggie's daughter was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album last night along with Flight of the Conchords, George Carlin, Lewis Black and Harry Shearer. Hooray! This bitch better win just so she can offend the uptight dumbasses of America again.

The nominations were announced last night during a Grammy nomination concert. They had a fucking concert to announce the nominations and they showed that shit on TV. What's next? A televised concert to announce the nomination concert? And another televised concert to announce that Mimi's shit is banana-shaped?

Lil Wayne received the most nominations with 8. Coldplay got 7 nominations. Jay-Z, Ne-Yo and Kanye got 6 nominations each. Here's just a few of the top categories. Click here to see the full long ass list.

Album of the Year
Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, Coldplay (Chris Martin must be stopped)
Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne
Year of the Gentleman, Ne-Yo
Raising Sand, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows, Radiohead

Record of the Year
"Chasing Pavements," Adele
"Viva la Vida," Coldplay
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis
"Paper Planes," M.I.A.
"Please Read the Letter," Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

Song of the Year (for the songwriter)
"American Boy," performed by Estelle featuring Kanye West
"Chasing Pavements," performed by Adele
"I'm Yours," performed by Jason Mraz
"Love Song," performed by Sara Bareilles
"Viva La Vida," performed by Coldplay

Best New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan

Um. I think they're going to need to do a recount. This list doesn't seem right. I mean, where's It's So Cold in the D and Smell Yo Dick? Mistakes have been made. Those two masterpieces should have the most nominations.

And I expect Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You) and Kim Zolciak's Tightrope to sweeeeeeeep next year's nominations.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:10am.
I like that "I'm yours" song by Jason Mraz.

I looooove that song!

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Miss Priss's picture

Good Morning Lolo!!!♥

and the rest of you sluts!! happy ALMOST friday

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

You fail to mention as Kathy as a FLUNKIE GOLD-DIGGER!!!

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I like that "I'm yours" song by Jason Mraz. It has some going stroking in it. Guitar stroking, I mean, of course.

Lolo- yeah, that American Boy song is pretty lame. So is the term American Boy to men like what Mistress is to women?

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Oh my god there are a lot of sexy Dlisters in this here music thread this morning.

Rawrrrrrrrrr ladies gooooood mornin!
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Radiohead for the win! Although I'm pretty sure they won't because of the "download our album for free" stunt they pulled to stick it to the "man." No matter. Radiohead rules!

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:05am.
I can't figure out if I like Kathy or not... I mean shes funny but I don't know there is something about her that makes me feel shes an asshole in real life
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I tend to agree. A lot of comics, while hilarious onstage, are notorious for being bastards behind the scenes (Johnny Carson for one, although I never thought he was that funny).

I am underwhelmed by the Grammies and have been for a long time.

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Robert Plant without Pink Floyd=???

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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You know my feelings match yours about Chris Martin, Michael!! Why the hell is this douche still making music?? It's obviously studio magic if his performance I recently saw on SNL is anything to go by!

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WHAT?!?! the Jonas Brothers???
sooo here's who I hope wins.
Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
Paper Planes by M.I.A.
I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
and Duffy or Lady Antebellum and obviously Kathy Griffin!

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

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ROFLMAO!!!!! Thank you, d hos, for validating me!
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Kathy griffin is one bitch I'd love to have dinner with. She's pretty damn funny.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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I'd put my oney on Carlin - he just died. That's tough comp for Kath.

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Well, I guess Radiohead is the only band on there that deserves a nod...although their best album was/is OK Computer. Best album evah

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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Really? That American Boy song was nominated for song of the year?

Yeah that song took a lot of um....tal...tallll....tallllnnn. OH NO I CANT LIE!
Song sucked, eat it Kanye and American Boy Lover Person.
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I can't figure out if I like Kathy or not... I mean shes funny but I don't know there is something about her that makes me feel shes an asshole in real life

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Wow. I know Robert Plant and Radiohead.

Well, i know Brit and Coldplay, but only because of the sheer degree of shit their "music" contains.

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Good grief!

I don't listen to the radio anymore so these names mean nothing to me.
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Don't feel old for not recognizing these people!

I don't and I'm young.

ETA: I flove Kathy! However, this look is kind of scary this early into the morning...

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Album of the Year
In Rainbows, Radiohead

Record of the Year
"Paper Planes," M.I.A.

Song of the year: hmmmmmm

Wow, a lot of bad music. Yes, Chris Martin must be stopped. Maybe divorce will make him all morose and suicidal. Viva la Muerte.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:00am

Great minds think alike! LOL

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I've never even heard of most of these people. Guess that means I'm officially old.

ETA: Hooray for Kathy! I hope she wins.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Okay, I seriously feel like Mom years ago when she was Christmas shopping for my younger bro & she kept looking at her list & saying, "Is that the name of the album or the group?" I don't know who most of these people are. I guess I'm officially old! :-(
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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What, no Britney? *Shocked*

Um, who voted for this? Grammys=Joke? Yes?

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD