Sean Avery Is Sowwy
Hockey player and former Vogue intern Sean Avery was put on hold by the NHL on Tuesday for calling Elisha Cuthbert his "sloppy seconds" because she's dating a player on a rival team. Sean will show up to a hearing today with the hockey league's commissioner to talk about his indefinite suspension.
Sean put together an official apology for the comment that came out of his mouth: "I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate. It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were. I apologize for offending the great fans of the NHL, the commissioner, my teammates, my coaching staff and the Dallas Stars management and ownership. As many of you know, I like to mix it up on and off the ice from time to time, but understand that this time I took it too far."
The only thing Sean is truly sorry for is not calling Elisha something worse than "sloppy seconds." If you're going to go down, you might as well go down big. Sloppy seconds is almost a compliment where I come from. Shit.
The douchedick also forgot to say "I'm so sowwy" to the only person he probably offended: his ex-girlfriend. A simple "And I apologize to my sloppy seconds" would have been good enough.
You are spot-on, MK. Why is this pig apologizing to all the people he DIDN'T insult?
Pig.
Are there nude photos of kevin?
How about apologising to Elisha you fucking douchebag?? He better have sent her a huge bouquet of flowers with an apology note. Fucker.
And what the hell was she thinking? His face is BEAT and I'm sure he's shit for brains. Hot bods and money only mean so much... girls take note!
This guy seems like an asshole,she was lucky to have dropped this douche.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Hey lolo, is your avvie a real magazine cover, or is it photoshopped??? Annyways, I don't think Avery should be suspended!! It's ridiculous, and it just gives him more amunition. That's probably exactly what he wants, It'll make the NHL look silly to suspend someone just for running their mouth. At least people like Avery and Kanye West are honest about their assholism, better most of the phonies out there!!!
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Uh ok.. so it is ok to get into fights every game and basically promote violence but it is not ok to make a comment that really did not hurt anybody.. I don't get why he needs to appologize.
There is a common Spanish phrase:
La chancla que yo tiro, no la vuelvo a recojer.
Translation:
The old shoe that I throw away, I won't pick back up.
Sloppy seconds is sort of in the same vein implying that a lover, whom one has not parted with amicably, is suddenly damaged goods now that the speaker is "done" with him/her. It's a self-consoling prhase meant to prop up one's own damaged ego after a break-up. In Sean's case however, his use of this common phrase seems further tinged with sexism. Still, I believe the censure is draconian.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
No one likes you Sean Avery!!! He is a total douche, i am a season ticket holder for LA Kings, and when he was on the team, all the players, and all of La hated him! He would go to the locker room and tease Dustin Brown because when he doesnt wear his false teeth he has a lisp! what douche makes fun of a 19 year old talented hockey player on his own team? notice he switches teams every year, plus he sucks
I don't see what the big deal is. He commented about his personal life...which thanks to his sloppy seconds happened to be the rival team player's personal life. Who cares. They do way more physical damage in hockey than this emotional damage or whatever the considered it.
Gary Bettman SUCKS!
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Holy shit! How do we get one of these from George Bush???:
"I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate. It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were. I apologize for offending the great fans of the NHL, the commissioner, my teammates, my coaching staff and the Dallas Stars management
and ownership. As many of you know, I like to mix it up on and off the ice from time to time, but understand that this time I took it too far."
PS. Wow, our government is fucked! But I am SO sure that if I just ignore it, it will go away. The only time that didn't work was with Free Trade. *shrugs* you win some/you lose some.
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It is good to see that there is justice in the world - God gave him a killer bod, but topped it with that fugged-up head to make it an even playing field for the rest of us.
Anyone that gets hairplugs just to shave his hair right off, is a TOTAL douchebag.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
What is with his head - it looks like his can of spray-on-hair ran out at the top of his pumpkin. He's a douche and his rehearsed comments were not only in poor taste but it only exemplified his douche'y'ness.
I am still totally amazed that no one has mentioned his hairplugs yet. They are so awful, so obvious, and cover the front third of his head. He looks like a chia pet the second day after christmas, right after the second watering. Please, someone make fun of his hair!!!
Sean can visit us any time he wants to get away from those icky, yucky, stinky fish!
Also, Sean can sit on our face to start out with...
And....after we have 'satisfied' sean, we doubt that he will anymore be interested in fish!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:56am.
the correct terminology is 'puck slut'.
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:32am.
I tell you what, have you guys seen that movie and then the series called Alien Nation?
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Hockey is a gentleman's game.
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:39am.
that elisha hasslebeck is a lucky lady to be passed amung these hocky teams
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the correct terminology is 'puck slut'.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Let's not forget that this guy has a long standing history of being a jerk and his own teammates cannot stand him. Let's not forget his getting completely unapologetically trashed the night before a big game and therefore playing horribly. He is an arrogant jerk who alienated almost everyone on the Dallas Stars team. They were just looking for an excuse to suspend him and the dumbass gave them one. Good riddance!
whatever, he could call me whatever he wants. as long as he's shirtless.
Why aren't my links linking?
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:26am.
WTF???? He gets in trouble with the Hockey league because of saying something about his ex???? Holy crap....they'll let them beat the crap out of each other in game...but he cant talk shit?? lmao!
PS....Good morning bitches!! I'm back from HELL! :(
so where was this hell you speak off?
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Lol...it was inside my head in the form of a sinus infection. Sadness!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:32am.
I tell you what, have you guys seen that movie and then the series called Alien Nation?
OMG, I LOVED that show! I had such a crush on Gary Graham, who played Sikes. He reminded me a bit of Mick Jagger. That was a really good show.
EDIT:http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/aliennation.jpg
EDIT:part 2.
Let's try this one.http://scifilist.vendikarrstation.com/images/aliennation.jpg
EDIT:part 3.http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Alien_Nation/alien_nation_tv_show_image__2_.jpg
LoLo he totally has Alien-head!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This story just makes me laugh and laugh every time I see it.
He's a hockey player. He's probably happy that someone besides his coach knows his fucking name! LOL! Hell I'm surprised HE knows his own name. They should be giving him an award for completing a full sentence!
You know who's more interesting than this idiot?
Everyone.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:32am.
Really? *brain cannot process* Really? LOL
I know it sounds silly.
My brain can't remember which spot I parked my car in this am, but I know he interned. wtf
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She's flat and that's that!
that elisha hasslebeck is a lucky lady to be passed amung these hocky teams
I want that cassette tote on the right for kwishmaz! Thanks!!!
*not really*
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
this idiot tool is sorta hot from the chest down...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I am sick of people and their half-ass apologies.
A sincere apology consists of THREE parts:
1 - I am sorry
2 - I didn't mean to upset/hurt you
3 - (RARELY DONE) How can I make it up or better?
But then again....most people could care less.
Sean Avery is missing a toof! You just don't know it cuz he wear fakies. I would say a lot of Hockey players are missing teef. My fiance played hockey and he has a fake toof. lol
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
The NHL Big Dogs don't like Avery. He has a rep of being much more trouble than he's worth. That is why is being strong armed by the league. He's the NHL tweener. The heel.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:28am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:18am.
Look at all the shoes! Gawddamn, I thought I was a shoe whore
He's not a shoe whore, he did an internship at Vogue. Why do I know useless facts about this? IDK.
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Really? *brain cannot process* Really? LOL
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I tell you what, have you guys seen that movie and then the series called Alien Nation?
I swear to a butt-ended fool that this here dirt eater looks exactly like and alien from Alien Nation.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Or maybe it's drug-face. His "sloppy seconds" has gotten a case of it, too.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:26am.
WTF???? He gets in trouble with the Hockey league because of saying something about his ex???? Holy crap....they'll let them beat the crap out of each other in game...but he cant talk shit?? lmao!
PS....Good morning bitches!! I'm back from HELL! :(
so where was this hell you speak off?
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Oh, for chrissakes. He didn't actually SAY his ex's name. And Hockey ain't exactly a gentile sport.
Yes, he's clearly a jerk, but suspending him is an overreaction. Politcal correctness runs amok.
Ew.
He has a really bad case of Trash-Face.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:18am.
Look at all the shoes! Gawddamn, I thought I was a shoe whore
He's not a shoe whore, he did an internship at Vogue. Why do I know useless facts about this? IDK.
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She's flat and that's that!
He said something utterly inappropriate in a public venue, that's why he got suspended. Professional hockey teams don't have to put up with that kind of shit; they're presumably paying him a massive salary. He wasn't "on his own time" as it were.
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_Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:25am.
Oh shit im sorry! I no see that question.
I am still trying to go but it looks like i cant travel again till after mardi gras.
I am having travel/boss issues and i may have to chose one or TEH OTHER!!!!
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn
*shocked hampster face*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have to side w/ the people who think the punishment does not fit the crime. Yeah, he was a dick, & crude, but Hell, doesn't that describe all of us at one time or another?
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WTF???? He gets in trouble with the Hockey league because of saying something about his ex???? Holy crap....they'll let them beat the crap out of each other in game...but he cant talk shit?? lmao!
PS....Good morning bitches!! I'm back from HELL! :(
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:22am.
*tingles*
Ohhhh wooooo wooooooooooooooooooooo
ha ha ha ha!!!!! YES YES YES!
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Thanks DeeDee and LoLo.
LoLo, I asked your crazy ass the other day if you are still planning on coming to my neck of the woods?
We could go to a Canucks game.
Or not.
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:21am.
MMMmm Hmmmmm
You sure do gots you a smart momma.
Do she like french friend taters by any chances?
I do. I really do like them thar taters.
Id like fer you to dip me in catchup and pretense im a fried tater on yer water bed hauss.
Wed look great on poloroid together.
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I agree with Mrs. Gosling. It is not like he was promoting dog fights or shooting himself in the thigh. He just said something negative about his ex.
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Ah yes Hockey... sigh... the sport of gentlemen.
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and here i thought lindros and bertuzzi were the biggest dicks in the nhl. someone just took that crown