Sean Avery Is Sowwy
Hockey player and former Vogue intern Sean Avery was put on hold by the NHL on Tuesday for calling Elisha Cuthbert his "sloppy seconds" because she's dating a player on a rival team. Sean will show up to a hearing today with the hockey league's commissioner to talk about his indefinite suspension.
Sean put together an official apology for the comment that came out of his mouth: "I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate. It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were. I apologize for offending the great fans of the NHL, the commissioner, my teammates, my coaching staff and the Dallas Stars management and ownership. As many of you know, I like to mix it up on and off the ice from time to time, but understand that this time I took it too far."
The only thing Sean is truly sorry for is not calling Elisha something worse than "sloppy seconds." If you're going to go down, you might as well go down big. Sloppy seconds is almost a compliment where I come from. Shit.
The douchedick also forgot to say "I'm so sowwy" to the only person he probably offended: his ex-girlfriend. A simple "And I apologize to my sloppy seconds" would have been good enough.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
LOLO!
I wanna charge you and flip you down on a board where I will spear you then flip you over and butt-end you!! Butt-End!! Butt-End!! Butt-End!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
oh shit EEG! I tink she is still turning Japanese, I really think so.
I know she was going on a trip, then i went on a trip, then i came back, then i came here, then i ignored all other chores/duties and talked crazy on the interwebs.
Thats just how i roll, you know.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:20am.
LoLo,
Was wondering the same thing, where the fuck is Missy?
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I think she posted here last week that she is in Japan.
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Dirty Harry
mama told me that becuss i am a hansum man many ladys will knok on my trailer door she sayd i shoud be nice to the slopy sevens ladys cause they need sexy healin time marvyn gaye sings reel nice about sexy healin
what an asshole.
I know I'm simply stating the obvious.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
LoLo,
Was wondering the same thing, where the fuck is Missy?
Wake me up when the Stanley Cup playoffs are on.
Or not.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
He is so manful, I have seen his photo on meetwealthy. com, he is popular here, he is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
gigi--that would be awesome to watch him squirm(heehee), a public apology is a much better punishment imho. Or maybe she could publicly announce he has a tiny peen. LOL
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:14am.
Yep! How I love hockey!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Look at all the shoes! Gawddamn, I thought I was a shoe whore.
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Dirty Harry
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:14am.
Sean, Sean, Sean. That bullseye on your back just got a wee bit bigger. I see plenty of spearing, charging, boarding and butt-ending in your future, chump.
Ohhhhhhh I love the term "butt-ending"!
Say it more and often.
and faster
and faster
and FASTER! ha ha ha ha
im sorry!
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I don't undersatnd..I still don't understand I mean why is this such a big deal? He didnt call her a whore..a slut...he didnt call anyone anything he simply said the guy was in love with his sloppy seconds thats just highschool trash talk to me
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okay..one more post..after awhile it is no longer sloppy whatevers, it just becomes sitting in the wetspot on a permanent basis i think..of course..this is what i've heard..
we need some emoticons in here..
Sean, Sean, Sean. That bullseye on your back just got a wee bit bigger. I see plenty of spearing, charging, boarding and butt-ending in your future, chump.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
i agree indefinite suspension is way over the top. so the guys a douche so what the world is full up--i would make him publicly apologize to her--just because it would make him squirm
Ty zappy :D
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I wish LoLo! The hubby did ask to drink beer out of it. He was turned down of course.
BJ Jenkins, you funny!
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Submitted by gigi jenkins on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:58am.
isn't everbody a sloppy second unless your mother theresa??
about now, I'm sloppy forties.
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I have to go and do some housework dammit. BJ..you crack me up!..IHeartHaters...love the period pic..lol
Agreed that he's a douche. He shoulda stayed with the whore, they make a lovely couple LOL I have a major problem with the whole being suspended on account of what he said. That's censorship and utter bullshit.
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Two thumbs up gigi!
DeeDee did you get to use the Stanely Cup like a pimp cup and drink you some purple drank out it!?
BJ Jenkins
sitting in a tree
where the fuck is my wife Missy
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He's a tool. His teammates should give him shit for being a "Vogue intern." Please.
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Should'nt his union be in the leagues' face?
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:58am.
isn't everbody a sloppy second unless your mother theresa??
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Slightly OT: One of top ten greatest moments of my life, holding the Stanley Cup!
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i agree with you zappy--she could whore it up with the whole nhl and it would still be something you don't share with the whole world--and oh yeah it was totally uncool!!
whatever. she is a sloppy seconds
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What's so bad about saying he got sloppy seconds? If the shoe fits...
i got a waterbed and you all is invited on the cruse to love
he obviously likes "the whore" you learn that stuff on the playground--if the boy talks trash he still likes ya!! duh! bitter party of 1!!!
I love you BJ JENKINS.
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lol gigi...yes..this is true..however, we don't talk about it publicly...What he did was take advantage of the media. It made him look like a big giant flapping in the wind asshole. Most of us don't get the opportunity to slander people in a pubic oops public manner. The asshole didn't even apologize to Elisha, the one he insulted.
He is a toxic little diverticulii (spelling?)..he popped the shit and now its out.
my mama told me to loves all the womins cause sloppy sevens is a good thing she sayd a woman is only better with ixpereence thats why i look for slopy sevens on ladys nite in the roadhouse
Oh Elisha
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Gee, you know, I might actually believe him a bit more if he'd apologized to ELISHA CUTHBERT, the person who was actually insulted. God, what a fucking loser. He's ugly too. Whoo-hoo, you can skate and hit a puck around...you're such a worthwhile individual. Tool.
So much for freedom of speech! WTF man.
He was even being kind to the whore.
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I hear he wants to take down winos knickers too because he sure nuff do love him some leftovers.
whatever freckle shmeckle
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Ugh cover up that ugly mug, although that seems to be the least of his problems.
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isn't everbody a sloppy second unless your mother theresa??