The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's Louis Vuitton Ads
It must have taken dozens of airbrush artists hundreds of hours to make Vadge's skin look like a freshly peeled and scrubbed piece of Jicama. Vadge stood over them with a whip and shouted, "We're not done until my skin looks like the inner thigh of a newborn baby! No, the inner thigh of a fetus!" The Photoshoppers probably finally gave up and just copy and pasted a photo of Vadge's face from the 80s.
The photo shoot itself was also pretty dangerous. When Vadge opened her legs, 4 or 5 crew members were sucked into her crotch. You can faintly hear their screams when she walks.
And let's be real for a second. If Louis Vuitton wanted someone flexible, they should've called up the Sheena from America's Next Top Model. That bitch really knows how to sell a bag with her legs in the air. Real talk.
P.S. - I'm so proud of myself for not making an "old bag" or "leathery vagina" joke!
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Ewwwwwwww! Her legs are too damn skinny, Her whole outfit is ugly, And she still lives in the 1500's. TYPICAL MANDONNA!
What the fuckin` moronic ugliness I see here! Fuck:)) Any working mop will look better than this singing mop! Down Down Down for LV to invite her. Trash bag, trash woman
And any other woman of her age would look absolutely the same due to all this photoshop-make-up stuff.She doesn`t look younger than she is: tired, fucked up eyes and man face features.
photoshop miracles or not she's gotta make bank to make up for living under the Brit pound! that shit can wreak havoc on the coins!
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http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2008/12/madonna-does-lv.html
i wasted my money to see her concert yesterday in buenos aires !! wasn't worth it at all
"... You can faintly hear their screams when she walks."
My God, I love MK. How does every post have a classic line in it???
In unrelated news, the entire airbrushing industry is being treated for exhaustion.
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The seahag looks pretty good. For a seahag, that is.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I love that bag. and the ad is great...Madge isnt so great ...but the set is cool and the product is cool
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The war isn't working.
Am I the only one who is truly perplexed by those shoes? I don't know if I should love or hate the hideous things!
That bag in the pic looks like a cheap copy of itself. And so does Mad-Donna.
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I don't think her face that much photoshop. 5 minutes!
"Submitted by Violet on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:18pm.
isnt that a Mommie Dearest pose?"
I was totally about to say that. Lourdes has one hell of a book in her.
isnt that a Mommie Dearest pose?
Oh, look. Madonna. With her legs spread. Again.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:44pm.
Gah I HATE Coach bags. Every hor in Washington has one, it's so irritating. No offense to the Coach fans, I'm just all Coached out! Fake LV is everywhere in Peoria. I love my D&Bs. Yes I am a brand snob. Fuck it, I guess it gives me a false sense of worth LOL
I don't mind paying more for a bag that will last me a lifetime but that's just me.
I agree, Coach is horrible. I dont like LV either, but the bag and shoes look pretty good, not for me but for someone else.
Have to admit, the ads look really fucking hotttt. Those shoes, ahhhh love the shoes and the bag is pretty awesome too. Major airbrushing skillz were required but it looks great.
Actually, I think she looks good in these pictures because it doesn't look anything like Madonna. And, thats the ugliest bag I've ever seen.
I honestly don't see the appeal of LV its just so played out. Anyways...The last time I saw Madge was on Britney's documentary and I swear she looked like Cat Woman aka Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Madonna has never been a beauty but one thing that had remained consistent is that she had beautiful eyes...well that's not the case anymore. Her face was so taut and drawn back I had a nightmare about her the night of the documentary. :(
EW I beat Sheena lost that competition or whatever, contortions are so not hot. Vadge's crotch is deadly!
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Madge probably cannot walk anymore without those high-tech orthopedic shoes.
There's also a moody magazine ad with Keith Richards on a hotel bed, next to a LV suitcase and playing a Gibson guitar. He looks mummified.
what's uglier the barf bag or the hoe bag carrying it.
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Are those fucking fishnet stockings permanently attached to her legs? Are they tattooed on? Seriously. She NEVER TAKES THEM OFF. It's disgusting.
She is one flexible bitch,I remember some magazine spread she did doing all these yoga poses.Hag has been doing yoga for mega years.I think they totally shopped the shit out of her arms and legs,her limbs are total horror show in real life.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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If you won't say it MK, i will : OLD BAG! She needs to stop acting like she's still 25.
You are so off the fucking hook I can't stand it. The inner thigh of a fetus...
Come on you got to hand it to her.. For her age she looks pretty hot. And we all saw the after shoot pics with her daughter and she looked about the same. She totally has a classic hollywood look to her.. very mysterious eyes, bright red full lips and golden locks
And I cant remember a woman over the age of 40 landing a campaign like this..
did her little feather belt come from an animal? is she a PETA person? Isnt her fake British accent against the law?
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Wow, I thought ads were supposed to make me want to buy their product not throw up in my mouth a little... excuse me X-0
I agree completely, Rufus, one should not ever feel compelled or pressured to wear anything that is dangerous or uncomfortable, just pointing out how pervasive such practices are. Furthermore, it is not simply a man made construct, this exaggeration of gender signals. Nature herself afflicts the male peacock with bright and heavy feathers that impede mobility and yet make him more attractive to the females. It's an evolutionary trade off, I suppose. But again, I agree, we don't need to be slaves to the programming that informs cultural practices. I'm heavily in favor of those cute flats that Audrey Hepburn used to wear!
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I think you have to pass a test of Sailor's Knots before you can wear those ridic shoes.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Louis Vuitton=old lady bag, so Vadge is perfect.
Gabriela, I agree, but are we not independent Western women who do not have to submit to cultural stereotypes? Why do women voluntarily submit to "fashion" that makes them immobile and vulnerable?
wtf are those shoes!!!??
Submitted by RufusR on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:04pm.
I read they are coming out with shoes with 6"-7" heels, which are impossible to walk in, much less run if you have to
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Didn't the Empress of Lucite already invent those?
I think it was Lady GaGa that had ballet slippers with a high-ass heel on them. She couldn't possibly stand upright!
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Hey, they got rid of the bat wings on her arms. I've never seen someone so muscular as this one and have the floppiest underarms.
Rufus, you are right. Shoes like this are akin to Chinese foot binding. Exaggerating gender signals however is nothing new and certainly not specific to Western designers. In Burma, females begin to wear neck rings at a young age to permanently elongate the neck. The rings, at a certain age, can never be removed because the neck will no longer naturally support the head.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:55pm.
Lol...so you think its cute? Im not fully convinced yet o well ...ill just have to wait and see
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:40pm.
That reminds me of the South Park episode and the Escalade with all the Gucci crap all over it.
"Stuff only a Persian would think was cool."
Please! Madonna wishes she still looked that young and hip. Now her face resembles the Beast from the 1980's TV series Beauty and the Beast..tell me I'm lying...
http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/6/65/Beauty_and_the_Beast-2.jpg...
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Those shoes are idiotic. I think fashion designers secretly hate women and design clothes that make women look ridiculous and shoes that are dangerous to walk in. I read they are coming out with shoes with 6"-7" heels, which are impossible to walk in, much less run if you have to. Why do we give this crap a moment of our interest?
BTW, LV in made of cheap plastic and is way overrated/overpriced. Madonna is the perfect spokesmodel for the brand. Remember Vadge, everything happens for a reason!
LMAO Mk
Thats def Madge's face from the 80's. her cheeks and lips are different now.
LOVE the second picture of woman with leg over her head & bag.
Awesome selling.
what's with those fug shoes?
That's cute Mrs. G. You can't go wrong with black! I didn't realize coach had other designs. I am browsing the site now...my hubby will love you for introducing me to it hahaha!
All the chicks around here carry those damn bags with the big coach C all over and they have brown & tan patches all over. I swear it's the same frickin purse & people around town just share it LMAO
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:35pm.
Mrs G.,
I LOVED Coach!! Coach Fox and Luther! Dauber was my favorite!
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I have a black big hobo from Coach but its small compared to my others so i am under the impression My b/f is planning on buying me a replacement
http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=11833&category_id=1...
I dunno If I like it
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I agree KD. I'm dating myself here, but what the hell. Back in the olllllllllden days (70's) we rarely bought womens jeans because they didn't really have them, only Wrangler, I believe. Womens designs were just beginning to become popular in the mid 70's I guess. There were various 'Head Shops' (my favorite, 'Headquarters in Upper Montclair,NJ) who had clothes that were designed for both men and women. Or, we had to have Levi's. Now everything is status. No one talks, we all blog, text and wear our sentiments across our boobs on Abercrombie Tee Shirts and strut our children around like little Suri fashionistas.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:40pm.
My dad did work on a Cadilac escalade that had a custom paintjob with the Lurry Vurton symbols all over it along with a Vurry Vurton interior. I thought it was pretty tacky. I hate it when designer materials consist of on their ugly freeking logos plastered all over it.
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Remember when Shitney's label got sued over that whole LV interior fiasco? I LOLed !
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Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:29pm.
What a crappy looking bag ... oh, I thought you meant Madonna.
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