What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
And since there's a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.
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She's so beautiful~! Really looking forward to her newest movie out, Marley and Me, should be funny as heck with Owen Wilson in it too. I don't think she ever ages, sorta like the in the TCM The Portrait of Dorian Grey....only with Jen, it's Brad who's taking the age for her. I'm not into the picking sides/triangle thing, chyt happens and one has to deal with it, however, that said, it's obvious that Angie and Brad are more the worse for wear in the last three years than Jen. I am truly sorry for Angie, i feel she thought Brad would be the man of her dreams, but he's still not grown up enough to even know who or what he actually is...Angie was just being Angie.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:00pm
Snort giggle giggle guffaw. You so funny. Dork. Go stick yer head a little farther up Jenny's ass. :)
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poor Melon-balls can't take a joke.
Uh, again, you are the one that started in on me, cunt. Keep your stupid, incoherent thoughts to yourself. Seems YOU are the one that doesn't like when others have an opionion. Fucktard.
Rich and famous people suck
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Oh I think I hit a NERVE! Melon Balls, Melon Balls, Melon Balls ..... rich and famous people don't suck - YOU DO. fuckin' ballbag!
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:00pm
Snort giggle giggle guffaw. You so funny. Dork. Go stick yer head a little farther up Jenny's ass. :)
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poor Melon-balls can't take a joke.
Uh, again, you are the one that started in on me, cunt. Keep your stupid, incoherent thoughts to yourself. Seems YOU are the one that doesn't like when others have an opionion. Fucktard.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Every single one of those pictures has that dog PHOTOSHOPPED in. It looks ridiculous.
Also, what did she expect Vogue to do? Not report her saying it was uncool? Yeah, I don't think so.
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Thank you for the baby Otis screen licker. Loved it.
"If Angelina were as weak and silly and shallow as Aniston, she would be in a fetal position crumpled up in a ball"
Whats weaker than going after another womans man? Sorry, AJ is the weak one and she is surrounding herself with children in efforts to provide a barrier between her and brad- thats how she is dealing with the guilt... oh wait, it's AJ we're alking about.. no guilt, no shame, she's an angel- I forgot! wait- arent angels dead?
Every time I hear about JJ, I think of Jared on the subway commercials and his ugly liver lips... refuse to go there- thanks for bringing the insanity to DLISTED... oh and by the way, while I was sleeping, the Dlisted night crew brought me up to 200.. you guys are AWSOME!!!!
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Well done all for being banned from JJ- I am rather proud of that myself. However, I am not above reading there and thought I would bring you this gem. Sweet baby Jesus, is this bint for real? Also 'Mom jeans' do we have them in the UK? If so I shall invest in a pair asap. Anywhore, read this trash with a beach eye bath on standby:
CLINIQUA @ 12/04/2008 at 10:34 am
Contradictory much?? Passive Aggressive much?? Yes, of course.
Same double speak, same passive aggressiveness at play. It’s her last sick revenge against Brad, TRY to make his woman and the mother of his children suffer under her once again falsely created acrimony, her slings and arrows. That might work, if it was NOT Angelina Jolie we’re talking about. If Angelina were as weak and silly and shallow as Aniston, she would be in a fetal position crumpled up in a ball…not having 6 kids in 3 years, winning critical acclaim for her roles, and saving the world.
The cunt said 'saving the world' How? One photo-op at a time?
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Yeah, I'd dog her.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Oh, angel_i = that was your original post.
Ok, I love you then...lol, sorry Tamzin...but there's enough to go around.
JJers are hate her for the mere fact that she had Pitt before Jolie, that's it. She has done nothing wrong. Being boring, bland, or being a sitcom star is not a sin. With all the drama surrounding the Jolie-Pitts you would think for their own sanity and that of their children that they would want a boring/bland moment.
As much as I could care less for Aniston, she doesn't spew the verbal fictious BS that those two do. She doesn't put up walls. She's nonchalant about it now and I think she has the right. It proves that she CAN joke about it now. Perhaps, OMG, cause she is actually over it.
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Wow, is this woman annoying. Why do we need her? All her films tank, she has nothing to say, she has a ton of money for God knows why and all she does is swan about with cheesy men in resorts. It's like she's the boring Britney Spears - the boring OLD Britney Spears. At least Brit has the crazy to keep us entertained. This broad? Nothing - that is, nothing except her self-styled victimhood.
Tamzin - I think I love you. Very well put!
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The pup is cuter. That being said, I am no fan of Anuston but she didn't do the wrong thing and the tabloids made her a victim. I think she's homely, untalented and has bad taste in men, but I don't think she's a victim. Brad is the victim only he doesn't know it.
angel, very well said. I agree wholeheartedly.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
She said "motherfuckers"? Who is she trying to be--Jenny from the block? Sorry, Jen going Beverly Hills ghetto still doesn't make you cooler. haha
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:00pm
Snort giggle giggle guffaw. You so funny. Dork. Go stick yer head a little farther up Jenny's ass. :)
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poor Melon-balls can't take a joke.
Submitted by patty cake on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:46pm.
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Yup, "motherfuckers" killed me, and those dogs are SO cute! I think this kind of kills the myth that she is a crazy lady with 5434678908766 cats in her house. Don't get me wrong, I love cats too and I wouldn't mind becoming a crazy cat lady myself but this spread wouldn't have been the same without those puppies.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
What Angel-i said!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I do love those photos with the dogs...
and motherfuckers is funny
xoxox
The war isn't working.
TY, Tamzin:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:03pm.
Ok, STILL not a Jen A fan but really. The woman is HARDLY in the press on purpose and she does have a movie coming out. People are asking her questions and she's ANSWERING. That's it. So how do people come here - and on JJ (I just looked) and then get all fucking: YOU TALK TOO MUCH! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX! about it.
She gives the shortest answers possible - she doesn't go on and on about it. And look - she's even kinda skeeved by the whole thing. She went around taking pictures of John's concerts for I don't know how long and never produced a set of PRIVATE pics for a mag, she's charitably active but doesn't print a press release every time she gives.
And to all those JJers who want to say LET IT GO, ALREADY, JEN! Please know that this news only comes to you because YOU keep talking about it. In every fucking post on that site regarding any one of them SOMEBODY has got to come on and say: JEN A. is crying today because of this! She doesn't say it. YOU SAY IT!
This is frustratingly unfair for me. I'm a fan of fairness.
Agreed! Well said!
Ok, STILL not a Jen A fan but really. The woman is HARDLY in the press on purpose and she does have a movie coming out. People are asking her questions and she's ANSWERING. That's it. So how do people come here - and on JJ (I just looked) and then get all fucking: YOU TALK TOO MUCH! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX! about it.
She gives the shortest answers possible - she doesn't go on and on about it. And look - she's even kinda skeeved by the whole thing. She went around taking pictures of John's concerts for I don't know how long and never produced a set of PRIVATE pics for a mag, she's charitably active but doesn't print a press release every time she gives.
And to all those JJers who want to say LET IT GO, ALREADY, JEN! Please know that this news only comes to you because YOU keep talking about it. In every fucking post on that site regarding any one of them SOMEBODY has got to come on and say: JEN A. is crying today because of this! She doesn't say it. YOU SAY IT!
This is frustratingly unfair for me. I'm a fan of fairness.
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:20pm.
OK which one of you sluts wrote this?
"To Jennifer’s fans… This is how Angelina’s fans feel all the time. She gets this kind of crap plus more. She is critized more often then Jen. She is knocked down more often then Jen… The difference, she does not care what people think. She stands tall , and lives her life on her onw terms. She blames no one for her mistakes, and accepts her accomplishments as her own. That is why her fans fight so hard to support her. That is why she is ANGELINA JOLIE."
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Sounds like Mel-Tang. LMAO!
Snort giggle giggle guffaw. You so funny. Dork. Go stick yer head a little farther up Jenny's ass. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by roxie on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:33pm.
I guess we were all wearing "mom" jeans in the 80's and early to mid 90s. There weren't any low-rise that I recal
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Yes we were, along with the Z Cavariccis, shoulder pads and shoe boots. Please tell me high hair is NEVER coming back!
I guess we were all wearing "mom" jeans in the 80's and early to mid 90s. There weren't any low-rise that I recall.
OH GWAD, friggin' blinkie earring fucks!
I HATE THOSE THINGS!!!
I prefer my Santa Hat with my name in glitter.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
A sweater with REINDEER BALLZ!!!!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:27pm.
^^^
and this time of year with an Xmas sweater!!!
- A chenille sweater, with bells.
--and earrings that look like xmas ornaments that blink on and off
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Mrs K- I did take a look at the video, it was hysterical. I know a woman like that and this whole time I didn't really know what to classify her fashion sense, or lack there of, as. Now I do.
Keane--This is one of the many things that what mystify me about the loons. They seem to think they have the inside scoop on Angie AND Jen's inner lives. How do they know all this stuff?
Or do they, as I suspect, just make it up?
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:22pm.
They look smart with a plush snowflake fleecey pull over and bedazzled Ked knock offs, you know, for the Holidays.
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and this time of year with an Xmas sweater!!!
- A chenille sweater, with bells.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Love Anderson-Ha ha. Like the snowflake fleecy and knock off keds. I swear my on again, off again boyfriend lives next to a poster girl for mom jeans now that I have all this info on what they are.
Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:20pm
I'd say that isn't one of ours.
That right thar would be a middle management loon bucking for a promotion.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Devilgirl check out the video I linked in my comment right below yours...
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:22pm.
They look smart with a plush snowflake fleecey pull over and bedazzled Ked knock offs, you know, for the Holidays.
^^^
and this time of year with an Xmas sweater!!!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:20pm.
OK which one of you sluts wrote this?
"To Jennifer’s fans… This is how Angelina’s fans feel all the time. She gets this kind of crap plus more. She is critized more often then Jen. She is knocked down more often then Jen… The difference, she does not care what people think. She stands tall , and lives her life on her onw terms. She blames no one for her mistakes, and accepts her accomplishments as her own. That is why her fans fight so hard to support her. That is why she is ANGELINA JOLIE."
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Sounds like Mel-Tang. LMAO!
Mrs K- I would love to take credit for that craptastic prose, but I am banned, so my fun at JJ is over. *sniffle*
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:17pm.
Mom jeans ride high (covers the uterus bump), sometime has an elastic waste band (for when we get freaky on a box of Twinkies) and are usually tapered. Generally worn with white Keds.
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often there are pleats.
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/mom-jeans.html
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Oh, Mom Jeans!!!
High waisted, muffin top inducing, usually a denim hue that is almost acid washed but not really.
Some have embellishments, flowers, vines, kittens, unicorns, etc...
They look smart with a plush snowflake fleecey pull over and bedazzled Ked knock offs, you know, for the Holidays.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:13pm.
K2 I swear you are either Manny's mom or CCocks. lol
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forgot you're the only one that is allowed to have an opinion. I must be related to the "maniston" if I defend her. Bitch get a life.
I'm gonna wear the new leggings and sweater dress thingy I got today.
1980's time warp!!!!!
Screw mom jeans.
LMAO! Thanks for the descriptions. I think I know exactly what they are now.
Love the cleaner!!! thanks!
"It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery" MK - 11/24/2008
OK which one of you sluts wrote this?
"To Jennifer’s fans… This is how Angelina’s fans feel all the time. She gets this kind of crap plus more. She is critized more often then Jen. She is knocked down more often then Jen… The difference, she does not care what people think. She stands tall , and lives her life on her onw terms. She blames no one for her mistakes, and accepts her accomplishments as her own. That is why her fans fight so hard to support her. That is why she is ANGELINA JOLIE."
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:11pm.
Ok, what exactly are Mom Jeans? What's the style? Are they the high waisted, acid washed with a slightly puffy top? That is what a friend said they were, but I want to know for sure. Someone, please clarify
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I seem to envision them as high waisted with a camel toe.
Mom jeans ride high (covers the uterus bump), sometime has an elastic waste band (for when we get freaky on a box of Twinkies) and are usually tapered. Generally worn with white Keds.
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FRIENDS was the shit!
I just have to laugh at the people who claim to HATE it and in the same breath say they didn't watch it. lmao. How can you hate something you didn't watch? and even if you did watch it on occasion and formed an "I hate it" opinion, there was stil 10 years worth of episodes ...... some of them were pretty good. They didn't call it a HIT SHOW for nothing!