What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
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Jeffro,
*drum roll*
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:03pm.
Ah - I only do Dlisted religiously and whatever's on Morning/arvo crumbs.
I'm 43 and not a clue as to who loves who were. I'm old - sue me : )
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Bradi!!!!!!!!!
WAFFLES!
You and me at 3am. Must go to work now!
LovesMaaBooAndersonCooper
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by someone on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:47pm.
What's JJ?
- You WOULD love it but i feel you do already.
just for shits, it's justjared. com
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:56pm.
Jeffro!
You got a joint?
No...I would be a lot cooler if you did...
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*giggling*
waaatch the leeaather maaann!
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Submitted by someone on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:47pm.
What's JJ?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
theres a sayin in my town once you go bj jinkins you never can loose the burnin feelin in your loins
Jeffro!
You got a joint?
No...I would be a lot cooler if you did...
Alllllllright.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:51pm.
Read the interviews - they're entitled as such because she comments on these topics.
What I'm sayin is that if she honestly want to stop the rumours and move on - stf about them.
She *is* boring though.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Gee Whiz, she so boring. Zzzzzzzz.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
I lurves me some Jennifer Aniston...she is a hottie...errrr....HWATTIE!
Jenniloonie every since that low class, vial wearing, child gathering, brother tonguing tramp got her claws into Brad Pitt and sucked all the hot out of him....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Regardless of how you or I may feel about her (more you than me, that much is obvious), the truth of the matter is that the magazines are the ones that choose the titles of their articles, not the celebs. So if you hate the fact that magazines magazines depict her as a survivor of divorce, then you can thank both the public and the media. The media knows what you wanna read and they give it to you. Simple Supply and demand.
On the other hand, celebs can control their image to a certain degree but only if they play the game right.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I think she looks great here and has some real class. JJ-ers have to bash her as it is the only way they can condone their idol screwing around with a knife wielding, psycho child catcher and come out the good guy. Poor ol’ Jennifer must have been really bad. Well, yes, she trusted the fact than the man she married would not run after a bit of rough as soon as her back was turned. Many have made that mistake. However, it is not her that keep banging on about it- it is the skanky Goth kid who keeps opening her fish lips to say she fucked Bradders and it was so fantastic because she was pregnant and weighted more than a Pot Noodle or how cool their kids and the ones she bought can watch that misogynistic film where she fucked their daddy whist he was married. I am English so the whole High School thing is a closed book to me but whoever said that Ange’s fans are the creepy kids who look like they might shoot up a school and they are on a high because their heroine got to fuck over the homecoming queen is correct. Fuck em Jen, I wouldn’t mind your money and you waist and you have friends, your pride and your dignity which are all things Skankelina will never have.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
WoW Suze, you should go over to JJ, they would love you over there...Jen has made many movies that I have liked..my favorite was Rock Star with Mark Walburg...
I don't care what anyone says, JA was terrific in The Good Girl. She needs to do more films like that to show her range, because she does have a range.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:41pm.
Jeffro!
We are having book club!! Pull up a bean bag!
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*doing my best 'Wooderson' imitation*
Allright, alright, alright!
Damn job had me on the road this morning...what's the poop today?
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I don't think her comment of "uncool" was anything at all..if it had been me, I would have said a lot more, and a lot sooner than she did..I think she looks beautiful in those pics...and Brad and AJ, deserve each other..they are both homewreckers...
i'm indifferent when it comes to JA--She was good in She's the One but she's mostly had horrible movies.
Pitt and AJ can suck it and do--off the media tit!I couldn't watch Oprah if I tried--it hurts!!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:40pm.
Redpoint! Back off my man or I might just have to kick your ass!
I'll meet you behind the trailer park at 5:00!
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Unless you a counsin o' his i cant be sharin!!
You got yerself a hoedown!
Every fuckin' Anuston (typo but it stays) interview I've ever read since her split from Brad has been entitled *She's SO over the rumours*, *Ready to move on*, blah blah blah.
I guess when you don't have any talent or personality to speak of - you rely on past relationships and baby rumours to fill a page.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Jeffro!
We are having book club!! Pull up a bean bag!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Redpoint! Back off my man or I might just have to kick your ass!
I'll meet you behind the trailer park at 5:00!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:37pm.
Her husband is infatuated with the character played by Cameron Diaz...who also did a great job as the evil femme fatale.
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that was the one I was thinking of...I was baffled that a guy would pic Cameron over Jen.
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:31pm.
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There has to be calculation! If she didn't have a PR team she'd be making more mistakes than a 15 year old girl at a frat party. Besides, AJ may not have started out with a PR team, but she surely got one when she got her ass with Pitiful. Or perhaps not a team but a couple of power PR gurus to say the least!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:33pm.
Mrs. K- is that the one where her old man won't give her any, so she goes into the bathroom and the next thing you hear is 'bzzzzz'?
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um, ur, eh...I can't remember.
Her husband is infatuated with the character played by Cameron Diaz...who also did a great job as the evil femme fatale.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:28pm.
As far as I am concerned Jolie and Pitt are the Czar and Czarina of media whores.
I have nothing but disdain for them, especially her. I think she is a big phony and a poopie head.
And a crappy actress.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:31pm.
I especially liked her in "She's the One" (Ed Burns, 1996)
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Mrs. K- is that the one where her old man won't give her any, so she goes into the bathroom and the next thing you hear is 'bzzzzz'?
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
I seriously hope you girls don't misunderstand me.
I love Jen, always have.
I think she is sexy and funny, has great comedic timing, and got a raw deal from her ex and his skank.
I have enjoyed her performances in every film of hers I have seen. I especially liked her in "She's the One" (Ed Burns, 1996)
However, she swims in shark infested waters, that is the nature of the business, and if there wasn't at least a little bit of calculation in what she does she'd be dead meat.
I think she has found the right balance simply because she is a more balanced person than AJ.
AJ is a souless ho with no sense of self.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Yes but celebs CAN and DO put restrictions on the type of questions they get asked.
Remember when Angie did that last year? The back lash was horendous.Jen has a movie to promote and pissing off the press would not be a good idea.
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Yes, and that was so obvious when Pitt was on Oprah. How can Oprah go an entire hour without acknowledging the fact that the last interview she did with him he was discussing having children with his wife Jen!? Jen is her friend - we all know that Pitt stipulated that no Jen questions be asked. I notice that no one who interviews him ever asks about the "past" ... Ellen didnt, Larry King didn't, Ann Curry doesn't and Oprah didn't. Isn't that funny that these are the only interviews he's done in the past few years and no one mentions any of these rumors about his ex and current girlfriend to him? Jen gets bombarded with the questions to this day. Jolie offers the information so no one has to even ask her the questions - she willingly talks about it. Which in turn keeps this triangle going. Way to go Jolie!!!!
I'm starting to like this bitch. If Jen is smart, she'll continue showing her fun side.
What I find incredibly hysterical is the loons that scream in all caps telling Aniston to disappear because she has done nothing. Well, if she has done nothing in the past 10 years, how can you hate her if her work is nowhere to be seen? Have you been googling her a bit too much in all these 10 fucking years? Obsessed much?
Meh! JJers defend themselves better when quiet... or gone!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle."
This is the funniest thing i have read all day...thank you?
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
I see some of you have joined me on JJ...lol.
They have no defense to their hypocrisy...
Loons would think the sky is green in Brangelina said so.
Just because.
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*kicks in the door*
Hey, what ta fuck's going on in heah? :)
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:11pm.
Jim - medicate sweetheart. Seriously.
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aw I would hate it if Jim lost his edge
:(
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
What K2 said.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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ubmitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:06pm.
you can polish my tools in my tool shed on saterday nite
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as long as you call me sweet darlin'
But I think if she did refuse to answer any questions about her ex and that whole situation that it would make Angie crazy.
And she'd take it out on Brad.
hahahahahahahahahaha
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That psycho would throw some knives at him for sure! isn't that the rumor that's going around right now? Jolie throws knives at brad and he laughs it off by saying that maybe he should invest in a "vest".
And I'm sure Jen could say something ahead of time about them asking her personal questions but maybe she feels she has nothing to hide - that's why I like her - she keeps it real. She's not trying to dodge shit and why should she? She was innocent in this debacle. She certainly wasn't the one to run off with her co-star after denying an affair for months. Kudos to her for answering the questions. Shit, if it were me, I'd be beggin' the interviewer to dig deep just to give me a reason to rip into them!
Did any of you read Jennifer's interview in Vanity Fair last month? It was great!!!
Love Jen! She looks amazing, she takes the high road, & I believe she's trying to move on. I never hear her volunteer info on the adulterous pig & the homewreckin' skank. I hear her answer questions that were asked, & I think she has every right to do that. I know, without a doubt, that I would not have handled this situation with even 1/10 of the class she's shown.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Two drinks!
Yeh, i got that pic at www.scottishaccentsmakemypantsfalloff.com
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:09pm.
DUDE!
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Migraine!
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the DUDE! abides...
I think it is safe to say that the people over at JJ have some serious emotional issues.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
The dogs are cuter
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:05pm
I think it is very funny the loons at JJ say the jenhens find every article possible about brange just to twist words, but the loons are the ones posting them repeatedly.
Jim, you may not have been paying attention, but Jen has done plenty in the past 10 years.
If you want to talk about a "Friend" who has done nothing, look at Lisa Kudrow.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Submitted by jim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:50pm.
HAS THIS PATHETIC CUNT DONE ANYTHING IN THE LAST 10 FUCKING YEARS?? JUST GO GET KNOCKED UP YOU FUCKHEAD AND MOVE TO LOUISIANNA AND LIVE OFF YOUR STUPID 'FRIENDS' MONEY AND TAKE THAT NO TALENT HILLBILLY FUCKING RETARD BRIT BRIT WITH YOU!!
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Jim - medicate sweetheart. Seriously.
p.s. come out from under your rock and you'll see what Jen has done in 10 years. Clueless fucker.
DUDE!
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I agree Pimpcessa!
I think this interview is great.....she's funny.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:05pm.
It's ballistic over at JJ, all the loons go batshit bashing her. Clooniqua wrote a novella.
They get nuts if you go to a Brandge thread and write something negative but they can go pall mall on a JA thread. Nuts.
- And it is supposed to be the kinder, gentler blog.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Clarisse- that is one of the best pics I have seen of him. One look like that and my clothes would be gooonnne.
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