What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
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One of you hot bitches has to have access to someone who could custom make a pair of juicy sweatpants that'd have "uncool" on the ass, and have them sent to Jen.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:00pm.
These interviewers bring it up - NOT her.
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Yes but celebs CAN and DO put restrictions on the type of questions they get asked.
Remember when Angie did that last year? The back lash was horendous.Jen has a movie to promote and pissing off the press would not be a good idea.
But I think if she did refuse to answer any questions about her ex and that whole situation that it would make Angie crazy.
And she'd take it out on Brad.
hahahahahahahahahaha
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
you can polish my tools in my tool shed on saterday nite
Jen looks HAWT!! She looks like she takes great care of herself and has a fab sense of humor. And you know this bitch doesnt have to sport spanks for a dress either! Way to go Jen!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:56pm.
fucking Skittles. lol hahahahhahaha (laughing like Ren and Stimpy)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:49pm.
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he he he he he FIRE!
and that is why I wuv you Migraine!
the DUDE! abides...
It's ballistic over at JJ, all the loons go batshit bashing her. Clooniqua wrote a novella.
They get nuts if you go to a Brandge thread and write something negative but they can go pall mall on a JA thread. Nuts.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:56pm.
This slut will have to pass, I don't roll like that - you're all alone in your yellow submarine.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
If I were Jen, I'd just shout"Next" everytime someone asked me about the skankalina spaghetti incident.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She looks awesome! So much better than that Vogue cover. I love the fact that she can swear like a truck driver. She's real. I give her alot of credit the way she answers questions in interviews. She doesn't divulge too much information but at the same time it doesn't seem like she dodges the questions either. She's smart. You can tell by her answers. Plus she admits that she hopes to get "through the interview" without having to talk about the ex. These interviewers bring it up - NOT her.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:51pm.
i like her preety face and i like her strong sholder it must be reel hard to hold up the retreever
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You seem like a swell guy.. What are you doing on saturday? Maybe we can have a hoedown or a hootnany?
just no pleasing this woman, is there?
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I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:43pm.
I supposed you are right and I stand corrected.
ON THE OTHER HAND...
I wonder what would happen if Aniston said, prior to an interview, "No questions about 'you know what'."
She could probably do that if she wanted to.
That would drive Angie NUTZ!!!!!
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I have to purge.
I watched The Brad last night on Larry King and got to thinkin', Here it is 4 years later and he was complaining about "The Bounty" on his family of Skittles by the media. Well, I have concluded, the cloak and dagger super mysterious bullshit and denials Brangelina maintained, combined with Jen letting others speak up for her in the immediate after math of their break up, and now with all of them talkin' shit and basically confirming Skeletina has lied and by proxy so has Brad, it is Brangelina's fault, they created a toxic environment for their Skittles.
So, while it is open season on JenHen ocean screamers, Skeletina's minions are the ones keeping the bullshit alive.
Ok, done purging, oh wait, the only time Brangelina really confirmed their relationship was when she got knocked up.
Ok, done for real. Sorry, I am just fed up, my Brad has gone to shit and I miss the old Brad.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:43pm.
I supposed you are right and I stand corrected.
I'm still annoyed though. Maybe it's because I am sick of hearing about it. Besides, I believe in my heart of hearts that Brangelina is doomed for failure.
Oops! I may have just brought on the loonies! I apologize...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:53pm.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu,
YOU HAVE MR.KRAVITZ, GREEDY GUTS!
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Pudge looks like Sara the Walrus with a penis!!!!!
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koo-koo-kachoo!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:38pm.
But as long as she keeps muttering on and on and on and on about it, she annoys the eff out of me!
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I'd let her eff the annoy out of me!
the DUDE! abides...
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DUDE, I would expect nothing less of you, cheeky monkey!
Speaking of the puppahz, I'm looking in on them right now. PLAYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!
PUPPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHZ!!!!!
i like her preety face and i like her strong sholder it must be reel hard to hold up the retreever
Hey Hysteria!
I don't think Jen is gorgeous, but I think she's very pretty and I don;t see the whole "maniston" or "Chiniston" shit others do.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
*spies porn stache*
*in Beavis voice*
he he he heeheehheeeee
Thanks iHeart!
Damned IT guy has upped the securities here.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:38pm.
But as long as she keeps muttering on and on and on and on about it, she annoys the eff out of me!
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I'd let her eff the annoy out of me!
the DUDE! abides...
Did I read this correctly? The "naughty" part of her quote was NOT fabricated by Michael K? I'm confused....
Dear God,
Please remove John Mayer from the face of the earth. I do believe he is the Anti-Christ.
Sincerely,
CIJ
Bing bang boom! Tomorrow's Friday!
Two Drink!
It is! He is YUMMMMM!!
*throws Minch a piece of cheese while Mrs Kravitz is lookin the other way*
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Migraine Sally,
Not to be a defender of this woman, but I think it's pretty clear that she's directly being asked these (ludicrous and inappropriate as far as I'm concerned) questions during interviews, and she is answering them as briefly and politely and with humor as possible and then moving on.
How would you like her to deal with the situation? Pretend to be deaf? Act crazy and obnoxious and say stupid things to be distracting? I think if she responded in a wacky, impolite, or stupid way she would receive FAR more criticism. It's a lose/lose situation.
Are we still getting fat drippings from the JJ pan?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:19pm.
jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback
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good one!
Clarisse - is that GB in your av? Delish.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:36pm.
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Exactly. I even watched it twice, since everyone was so hard up for it, I thought for sure I had missed some sort of subtle greatness... nope.
Owen Wilson was ok in Royal Tenenbaums, I haven't seen him in much else due to the annoyance. I might go see this one, but since the book had me bawling like a fucking baby I don't know if I'll go in public.
Ahhahaa Mrs. K.!
Minch and his cashmere sweater.
If she would only stop talking about "the incident", I could go back to liking her. But as long as she keeps muttering on and on and on and on about it, she annoys the eff out of me!
She looks beautiful in those pics.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:34pm.
It's a Puggie that licks your screen. They have kittehs that do it too :D
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
She looks hot and healthy, unlike Skeletina.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
She's hot. That is all.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by SakeBomb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:32pm.
Same here. I started feeling a little left out when Wedding Crashers came out because every one thought it was the funniest movie ever...not so! I was so annoyed and pissed I paid $$ to go see it.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:31pm.
Naw, I love me some Minch. he's too cute for words.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
What was the clean screen thing? I'm not able to click on it.
What does it do?
i wrote a book called harleys and pee
The movie adaptation of Marley and Me was directed by the director of The Devil Wears Prada, which I liked, so let's see
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:04pm.
Actually, I didn't really like WC to be honest.
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THANK YOU I was beginning to think I was the only one. That is not a popular opinion among the folks I know and they act fucking astonished that I didn't like that piece o shit. Owen Wilson and his crunchy Dep gel hair really irk the fuck out of me. Agree on the Luke front too.
And on topic, I like Jenny Aniston, kinda corny but hotness.
unless you have a black hole where your heart should be the book Marley & Me will make you weep.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:29pm.
my german shepherd will be meeting your dog in a dark alley at the doggy park.
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okay but if it's cold Minch will have to wear a sweater so tell your pooch to not tear the cashmere.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - ---------------------------------
Jim is all about the psycho babble.
Its interesting that you associate your ideas in the same way.
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My comment was meant as "sarcasm". But still, Jim cracks me up with his comedy.
Sarcasm and irony don't translate well over the interwebs.
the puppeh is wrapped around her shoulder. she's holding his paw with her hand. stupid bitches.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:18pm.
OMG! Have some of you kids NOT read "Marley and Me"????
Do yourself a favor and pick it up!!! TRUST ME!
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I second that! That book is so great. I had crying times at times =(
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"