Matt Lucas Got Himself A New Toy
Little Britain's Matt Lucas officially divorced his husband of 18-months back in October and it looks like he's dried all his tears and gotten back on the horse hung.
39-year-old Matt was out shopping in L.A. yesterday with some trick21-year-old model Kevin Gould. The love tarts met on the set of Little Britain USA. Kevin The trick obviously instantly fell madly in love with Matt's vivacious personality, infectious sense of humor and his love for life. Kevin The trick has my permission to use that line during interviews when he's asked if he's giving head to get ahead.
And Matt immediately fell in love with....well....with Kevin's the trick's body. Kevin Matt's trick is the hotness, but that bitch needs to lose that fugly thick chain. I'm like a kitten, so when I see something shiny it catches my eye and distracts me from finding out important information like how big the peen is.
UPDATE! - This is not Kevin Gould with Matt Lucas. It's some piece with no name.
Little Britain is pathetic. If you watch one episode it's funny. But they're all exactly the same. They're just aimed at really unintelligent people, so they can sit around the office quoting the pathetic catchphrases and desperately trying to catch someone's eye to demonstrate how "funny" they are.
Matt Lucas should be ashamed of himself for this. It is utterly humiliating, and how the guy can bring himself to do it I don't know, he must REALLY love the money. Bleurghh
Look, I love Lucas in LB, hilarious. But he is in no way attractive. Humor can make a lot of people attractive when normally you wouldn't think they are. But Lucas? Nope.
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Hmmm I thought the Russel Crowe look-a-like was inhaling some passing Little Britain queff...and liking it!
"As long as there are sidewalks you've got a job!"
"As long as there are sidewalks you've got a job!"
Anyone notice the Russell Crowe look-alike in the first thumb? Looks like he was trying to look down Kevin's shirt and got stuck.
That's not the Kevin Gould I see when I Google the name, unless he's really changed a lot recently...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22kevin+gould%22
Eh, I don't like Little Britain, either. I can appreciate the humor, but it just doesn't do it for me.
How about "Summer Heights High"? That I like!
Submitted by dexter70 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:16pm.
"My question is why the little hottie is scratching at his wrist in almost every photo?"
Looking for a vein to slit so he doesn't have to cornhole the Michelin man when they get back to their suite.
I've just gotten into Little Britain (both original and HBO versions), and I'm glad this fat bitch got a hot bitch for arm candy. He deserves it. Big ups to Vicky Pollard!
I had every intention of trying to say something nice about this and the age difference and whatnot, but fuck it. I got nothing. Fat, bad and old can only be made fuckable by large amounts of tequila and a pile of money.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
how can an ugly fat guy hook up with a male model, but a chubby woman wouldnt stand a chance with a male model? is he super rich?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:48pm.
I love AbFab.
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MMMMM, okay, AbFab good, Little Britain bad.
*pondering*
AbFab is probably my favorite TV show of all time.
Even though I trust your judgment, I will still watch a few episodes of Little Britain. It's been described as shamelessly puerile...how can I resist?
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It's Boy George! Chubby Chaser Chubby Chaser!
I love AbFab.
The scene where Patsy climbs onto the hood of a car warning the driver to watch their foul language is a constant source of inspiration.
Sometimes, I like to goad people into cursing at me so that I can use those lines.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:27pm.
Little Britain is a horrible, horrible show. Once you have seen one episode then you've seen them all.
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Mmmmm, what's yer take on AbFab?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
"Yeah but, no but, yeah but..." -- Vicky Pollard
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Urr, 21?
In the Beyonce-verse, then possibly. The passage of time seems to be skewed here. Or perhaps it's just that the gravitational force acting on these fame-whores is so severe that us normies aren't quite able to judge its effects on the basis of our own experience.
Little Britain is a horrible, horrible show. Once you have seen one episode then you've seen them all. Admittedly, it is somewhat amusing to see a man running around in a fat suit, but that novelty wears off quickly.
Lazy, lazy comedy.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:36pm.
Is there a reason why he doesn't have any hair on him, not even eyebrows? He is a mammal, right?
Alopecia. He's a great comic and if that boy fucks with him... dead meat, that's all I am saying.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Smells like teen spirit.
yay for young stuff and i love the british version of "little britain",...all i can say is matt must have a big one cuz there's just no way...no effin way...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Ewww, and he has a Bath & BodyWorks bag. Imagine the potions, creams and liquids he's going to force the young one to rub all over his powder-white belly!
Oh bless him! Kevin is an "Actor"...
His "Acting Resume"
Mardi Gras (2009) (post-production) .... Valet
Little Britain USA (2008).... Handsome Male Student
Prom Night (2008/I) .... Prom Photographer
NC Wanted .... Jay (1 episode, 2007)
Bless his hot little casting couch hart!
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JOE!!!
Netflix described Little Britain as "shamelessly puerile."
OMG, am in hog heaven or WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Gross. They are not compatible.
Thought it was the bald Travolta for a minute there,congrats to Matt he scored a hottie!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
My question is why the little hottie is scratching at his wrist in almost every photo?! I didn't know you could get crabs there...
@ Mrs K; My pleasure.
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Il a posé la question: As-tu confiance à moi? Oui, j'ai dit; Ensuite il a lié les mains avec un foulard rouge en soi.
21yo in dog years I guess...but i guess he is presentable next to the bald fat guy, but when you zero in on him, not so hot...twink body and odd looking face and head...Can't Ms. Little Britain USA afford a hotter LA escort??? Guess HBO is nto paying that much after all or she is trying to be frugal after her probably expen$$$ive divorce.
LOL at Joe!
Bubbles tits remind me of britneys!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:01pm.
thanks for the vid, Joe!!!!
**running off to put Little Britain at the top of my Netflix queue**
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Oh my he is GROSS!!!
Well Karen Walker (Will & Grace) gave us some pearls of wisdom. If you got a old fat gross man with money on the hook. "Lay flat on your back. Point your heels to sweet Jesus and think about handbags"
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michael k, thanks. this is exactly what i wanted to hear about today
Who wouldn't love that vivacious lil baked potato??
Where's IG? As head of the BD fan club we need her input on this. In the meantime, here is the hotness that is Bubbles (Matt Lucas):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjrmxsACFrk
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Il a posé la question: As-tu confiance à moi? Oui, j'ai dit; Ensuite il a lié les mains avec un foulard en soi.
Oh my, I can hear the "ssssssss" from here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Karisma on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:57pm.
He's 39??? Wow, I would have guessed 49.
What is the young'un thinking...?
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One word: Recession
TY GiG! Xo
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I can't believe how many of you haven't seen the genius that is little britain!!
http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=little%20britain&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&...
Vicky Pollard is my favourite.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Fat Powder Bwahahahah!!
He's much prettier as a female Chav:
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/vicky-pollard-l-poster.jpg
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I got hooked on Little Britain because of Tom Baker. A childhood crush when he was on "Doctor Who".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Baker
@iHeartHaters, I love, yet at the same time am repulsed by your avie, Love it!
He's 39??? Wow, I would have guessed 49. What is the young'un thinking...?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:52pm.
Um, I want to suck on Kevin's nippies and give him a good cupping!!! He is delicious!!!!
Fat Powder...eh, not so much.
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Did this heffa just say FAT POWDER? *snickers*
yabuttnobuttyabuttshaddup!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Who's that fat douche?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Did Kevin lose a bunch of weight? He was much more muscle-y in the photos I saw when I Google stalked him just now.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:51pm.
*sipping mah Crystal Light and Grey Goose* :P
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OMG LOVEEEE Little Britain!!! Hysterical! and Yes that guy is the Hottness. YUMMAY!
Um, I want to suck on Kevin's nippies and give him a good cupping!!! He is delicious!!!!
Fat Powder...eh, not so much.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:44pm.
Loves me some Little Britain, must thank IG for the heads up on this hot mess! When I first saw this pick tho, I thought the other dude was Freddie Prinze jr.
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Me too! That show is hilarious. I think rebound dude looks like a cross between Freddie Prinze and Colin Farrell. *sipping mah Crystal Light and Grey Goose* :P
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