Thursday, December 4th 2008

Matt Lucas Got Himself A New Toy

Little Britain's Matt Lucas officially divorced his husband of 18-months back in October and it looks like he's dried all his tears and gotten back on the horse hung.

39-year-old Matt was out shopping in L.A. yesterday with some trick21-year-old model Kevin Gould. The love tarts met on the set of Little Britain USA. Kevin The trick obviously instantly fell madly in love with Matt's vivacious personality, infectious sense of humor and his love for life. Kevin The trick has my permission to use that line during interviews when he's asked if he's giving head to get ahead.

And Matt immediately fell in love with....well....with Kevin's the trick's body. Kevin Matt's trick is the hotness, but that bitch needs to lose that fugly thick chain. I'm like a kitten, so when I see something shiny it catches my eye and distracts me from finding out important information like how big the peen is.

UPDATE! - This is not Kevin Gould with Matt Lucas. It's some piece with no name.

Posted by: Michael K


randy1's picture

Boy George has a mini me?

chefcammi's picture

Holy Doo-Doo Nuggets, Batman! That dude is SCA-RY! Who is he? Why is he so...pale? He's like a Bizzaro Angelina Jolie!

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Vanz's picture

18 mos? Was the ink dry on the papers yet?

iHeartHaters's picture

OMFG no way that's Vicky Pollard!! Yeah but, no but! Dude should stay in drag.

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louise_brooks's picture

First, that guy looks much older then 21.

Second, if you guys haven't watched Little Britain, you must! It's hysterical! The British version is a billion times funnier then the HBO version (which I can't figure out, because it's the same people involved).

The Fat Fighters leader always cracks me up.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I found the American LB episodes to be quite boring and really, really, really unfunny.
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NitWitty's picture

Loves me some Little Britain, must thank IG for the heads up on this hot mess! When I first saw this pick tho, I thought the other dude was Freddie Prinze jr.
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iHeartHaters's picture

Total score for the chunky man. The hot guy got the short stick.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Nanners's picture

It's good to know gold-digging isn't for women only.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

I don't know who they are, but I guess the fat one must have a fuckload of money.

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The C word's picture

Daffyd will be upset to know he's not the only gay in the village.

@KD: he has alopecia.

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Miss Priss's picture

He kinda looks like a fatter version of Dr. Evil

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Salem13's picture

Umm who? I didn't realize it was that cold in LA.

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KD's picture

Is there a reason why he doesn't have any hair on him, not even eyebrows? He is a mammal, right?

Migraine Sally's picture

Since when is Vic Mackey gay?

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Eeeeeeeeew....I don't know how these people can suck disgusting peen just to get ahead.... I could never in a million years do that

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pomegranate's picture

He's got a large, odd shaped head (the young one). Don't know who the big bald guy is. Hope he pays well (yuck)!

loozer's picture

Don't know these peeps. I am 5 years older than this dude and look at least 5 years younger. I wouldn't mind Santa bringing me a 21 year old boy toy or ... MichaelK. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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