Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
JFC, some people need to lighten up! All Migraine meant is there are some suspect medications available in Mexico, just as there are in almost any country! There was nothing racist or ignorant in her Caption This entry and if you see it that way, maybe you need to have a drink or hit and chill!
End of rant.
Oh, and even though Mexico is in North America, it is still considered a Latin American country.
Saying Latin America is one thing and South America is another.
Why is it racist?
It is racist, my friends, because it makes a general and ignorant statement about medicine in Mexico that is shared by most americans.
Oh, and people who start off with the disclaimer "I'm not racist, but..." just to follow with a racist comment really piss me off. And I don't think you have to be racist to say a racist comment.
Just ignorant.
I once accidentally took two Biagras in Cabo. I couldn't use the hotel pool the entire weekend.
Congrats winners!! Especially mah crackah Migraine Sally♥♥♥! See, now that was racist. :)
All excellent, I don't know how MK could even decide.
Congrats to the winners!* blows party horn* It would be so hard to choose! Nice job, all:)
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Submitted by Jeyi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:15am.
I think it reflects the ignorance most Americans have about Latin America.
Just sayin'.
I think this reflects the ignorance most fools have when they judge someone without knowing them at all. Just sayin'.
Migraine Sally is a personal friend of mine as well, & there is not a racist bone in her body.
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To the user calling Migraine an ignorant:
Migraine is a personal friend and I am Colombian/Venezuelan - can't get more Latin American than that.
PS: Mexico is part of Northern America. Just saying.
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761562468/north_america.html
Submitted by Jeyi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:15am.
I think it reflects the ignorance most Americans have about Latin America.
Just sayin'.
And I would love a Gummi Bears' lollipop.
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I'm not IGNORANT either!!!
Now I'm just getting PISSED!
By the way Jeyi, I have a bi-racial child. No racism here.
I'm done with you
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT TO MY HOOKER MIGRAINE SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATS HOR!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
CONGRATS MIGRAINE SALLY!!! Funniest effin' CT I've seen in a loooooooong time. IDK what's racist about it but whatever.
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~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
I think it reflects the ignorance most Americans have about Latin America.
Just sayin'.
And I would love a Gummi Bears' lollipop.
Congrats Migraine!! That was hysterical!
Congrats to runners up too - all great!!!
toasting with margaritas, or is that racist??? LMAO
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Hehe you guys are silly..I was just clearing up what my first comment was just in case (you know because of the crazies)...moving on lol
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Happy Holidays
Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:32am
Well all of the JJ Skeletina loons think we are ALL racist over here....
Some think WE ARE the KKK.
See how we are.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 10:32am.
I forgot what we was talking about again Mrs. Gossling!
I was just being goofy on you!
Like that Heart song, but like im not going crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuuuuuu Im just getting goofy on you.
cutie patootie!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mrs. Gosling: ishhh ok
:)
I said I THOUGHT it was racist as in my first reaction to it...I don't think it was a joke meant to be mean...and I realize it wasnt meant to be racist...and so therefore i thought it was funny =)
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Happy Holidays
Congrats winners. Funny stuff!
I wont kill you.
But it wouldnt be racist is the fact was the Sweeden was putting out some really fucked up fake drugs and she then said the Rogaine was from Swissmissland.
It would just be a joke about the fucked up harmful unregulated drugs that Sweeden was selling to people.
Not the she didnt like rogain just because it was a mexican.
She didnt like the rogain cause it made a crab grow on that ladies head ha ha ha
AND oh oh and we have to allow for the fact that we may have already considered that mexico just sells the bad drugs and does not manufacture it....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok my head hurts now! ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Racist? Yes, Migraine, sooooo Racist!
Congratulations to ALL you Racist Mofo's.
VannilaCupcake, why can't it be Chocolate? Huh?
randy1, who do you think you are, with your "1" and all.
I'm calling the SPLC.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Don't kill me guys but I thought it was a little racist too... but I thought it was funny
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Happy Holidays
these were great!
This is not the first time soeone has put out the recist comment when a sea creature was involved either!
I think some one be crabfused! Perhaps a lobsterotomy is required in the squid brains?
I dont know! I must go shave my scales now!
LOve you migraine sally!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Racist? Come on now. Someone give Jeyi a giant Gummi Bear lollipop.
Congrats winners!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
did someone call my lovely MIGRAINE racist: bawahhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhahhhahhahhahhhaahhahahhaaa
*rolls on the floor laughing her ass off*
*tears from laughing so much*
Migraine: That was funny. Congrats you sluts!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:46am.
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Migraine Sally, don't give it a second thought, most of us have heard stories over the years about the dangerous knockoff drugs found in Mexico.
You had a funny entry, enjoy your win.
WOO-HOO MIGRAINE SALLY! I didn't find it racist at all -- it was a JOKE (& a very funny one at that)!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:45am.
Still too sleepy. Lemme think during the day then I'll post one later if you're online.
Whoa! No racism intended here or at any time at all, Jeyi. I was simply referring to the bootleg, knockoff, dangerous pharmaceuticals that sometimes are found over the counter in Mexico.
Sheesh! I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a racist. That makes my heart hurt.....
sheeps....
shit. ok, how about this one....
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:14am.
I'm feeling more sleepy than intrepid. But what about Tommy Lee? Tom Jones? That odd dude from NY with the lame pants who lives with his mom?
Congrats Migraine Sally, VanillaCupcake, and Randy1. Funny stuff!
@Sheeps-
in order to make nice, we should all list one semi-racist joke to make it "even"
I'll start...
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
next....
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Submitted by Jeyi on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:08am.
I think the comment that won is pretty racist
You might have a point but it's a fact that a lot of the pharmaceuticals you get over the counter in MX are bad, even dangerous, knockoffs. Besides, it's just a joke.
Hahahaha Migraine Sally! Congratulations VanillaCupcake (mmmm, cupcake) and randy1. This was a tough CT.
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I think the comment that won is pretty racist
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
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