Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Next on Top Chef's Quickfire Challenge....You'll have 5 minutes to create an entree using only a whole crab and Jacqueline Kennedy.
I knew I shouldn't have used Paris Hilton's comb.
I went to Sienna Miller's house and all I got was this lousy hat.
The return of the old San Francisco Giants mascot has Lou Seals all a flitter...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
So THAT'S why Amy Winehouse is in the hospital again? Blaaaaake brought home some "sea creatures" he got in the jailhouse shower room....
I'll bet that "Paris Hilton" is the first thing that pops into anyone's mind when they see this picture.
"I am never going to the beach with Donatella Versace again after this shit."
I told you she had crabs.
What Paris's pubes look like under a microscope
Days after BiHan went scrounging for some "peenie on the side", SamRo contracts mysterious "crablouse tumor" on all areas exposed to Linsey's toxic vadge sludge.. EPA working on a cure!
The reason paparrazzo stopped sticking their heads up Paris Hiltons skirts to get a shot of her panty-free snatch.
Crabs are relatively immobile and easy to spot. They're about the size of a pinhead and pale grey in color but, they'll appear darker when swollen with blood.
Bloody Hell! Guess who's in town? All I did was bump into that Paris Hilton girl and her crabs are all over me!
CrabHat instead of CrabBAT!
http://crabbat.blogspot.com/
She likes to get her crabs from Joe's shack.
Crazy Heidi Klum demonstrates how she attracted a Seal.
They tried to make me go to Re-Crab but I said, NO, NO, NO!!
Not wishing to be outdone by her arch-nemesis Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton designs her own line of head-gear...
She gave Long John Silver crabs.
In a parallel universe, crabs have Amy Winehouse.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!
One of Paris Hilton's crabs made a run for it,and hitched a ride on a woman's head.
Tommy Lee totally needs to be a nice guy and buy this poor victim some RID.
Some very brave scientists put their lives at risk to capture Paris Hilton's super-crabs on camera.
This is what happends after winning BFF's with Paris.
samantha ronson?
wino got crabssssss!
Talk about delusions of being "upper crusty"-bitch thinks she's wearing a crown!
Crabs on the head are better than crabs in the bed.
grandpa showed me this picture and said" kid when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, to go to school barefoot, and this is the kind of crabs you'd get if you fucked a cheap dirty hooker in the 30's."
That Gorton's Fisherman guy is a hard bitch to please.
Paris was so proud. Her favourite crab, Crusty, finally got his first job.
OR
Paris was so sad. Her favourite crab, Crusty, had left her after finding a job which did not require regular anti-biotic shots.
Fuck Marc Jacobs!
People say I'm Shellfish, but I think of myself as a giver.
Doris misunderstood the invitation to "Party at Hiltonhead."
Does my ass look big in this hat?
Is it any wonder Chicken Cutlets is such a fame whore with a mother like that?
a pearl necklace and bad case of crabs...why if it wasn't for the obvious lack of herpes i would say this was a picture of Paris Hilton.
Didn't somebody tell you, that brush you used was Kim Kardashians' and it's for her pubes!
The food network's latest "Rachel Ray" clone.
Me!
Huge crabs, anal bead necklace, psychotic smile, Hi! I'm the lovechild of Paris Hilton and Norman Bates nametag -- what's not to love??
The best part is that you can eat it later.
Today on Martha Stewart Living, fashioning a lovely hat out of your pube crabs with Paris Hilton.
Paris Hiltons decides to keep it real and let her REAL hair out.
How do you like the pearl necklace ? too much?
Deadliest Snatch
What Britneys hair looks like without the weave.
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I'm just here for the beer.
It's the pearl necklace that really makes the outfit and accentuates the claws.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Winner of the Paris Hilton look-a-like contest.
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I'm just here for the beer.