Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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The original idea for Maude starring Bea Arthur was actually called 'Crab'.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Will there be a submission WITHOUT Paris Hilton being mentioned?
In desperation, Blaaaaaaake starts selling his crabs as lovely hats.
In a weird twist of fate and karma, crabs finally start getting humans.
sponge bob on ice is alot scarier than the tv show. i think mr. or mrs. crabs wants to rape me.
"after weeks of itching i decided, if you cant treat em join em"
In order to curb the growth of her crab population, the ever-enterprising Paris Hilton launched a new line of accessories--hats.
"No, no," insisted Paris. "Crabs are genetic in my family! See?"
You know you're ugly when your crustacean hairpiece gives more handjobs than you.
coco SHELLnel
Do I have anything in my teeth?
"I need about tree fiddy."
(Obscure, I know...you had to have seen the South Park episode)
Today we have a classic flavor combination: Crab legs and butterface sauce.
The day Rosetta Getty realized Baltazar was cheating on her with Sienna Miller.
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Dirty Harry
The true inspiration behind Basement Baby's designs.
Now Presenting Paris Hilton's new BFF, BRITTANY
The best way to disguise a horrifically ugly face?
Wear a large crustacean on your head...
Despite fears that Paris may have brought bugs to the set of Tinkerbell, Disney's staff gynecologist assures the suits that she saw nothing out of the ordinary when examining Ms. Hilton.
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Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).
Wino update: prim & proper now that Blaaaaake is gone, but he left her with a Crabhive!
"I Buried My Head in HoHan's Vag And I All Got Were These Stupid Crabs"
This is HILARIOUS!
Submitted by MadGuy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:36pm.
She didn't mind the crabs so much, but the Pearl Necklace surprised her
How to let your date know you got crabs and an incredible sense of fashion all without saying a single word.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
After spending thousands to imitate her idol, Marjorie came to the conclusion that she could do without the designer Paris Hilton hair extensions.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
Paris Hilton's gynecologist thought it was time for a long-overdue career change.
The last thing I remember was shaking Clintons hand
Judging by this vintage photo, Paris's crabs seem to run in the family.
madonnas mother isnt the only one
Spraying your coochie with Summer's Eve doesn't get rid of critters, they just move away until it's safe to go back home.
This is what wino gets for giving into that final romp with Blaaaaake
The car chases with Britney were bad enough, but the paparazzi all agreed they ran a SERIOUS risk when attempting to get pictures of Paris Hilton on her hotel balcony.
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"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
She didn't mind the crabs so much, but the Pearl Necklace surprised her
A crab with Heraroids!
Wino traded her crackhive for a crabhive.
Like Paris Hilton, Jane always has crabs on her mind.
I told you this would happen if you went down on Amy Winehouse.
When mama told me about "crabs" and "head", I had no idea this is what she was talking about.
Looks like the Queen has a giant case of the crabs!
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:40pm.
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*NOT A CAPTION*
I voted for you!
Hot Slut of the Day material,right there!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
wonky mcvaltrex's great grandmother, crabby levitra.
Paris Hilton's Grandma proves that Crabs are hereditary in the Hilton Family.
See what happens when The Cracky of Camden doesnt get treatment
The only other person in the world to have crabs as bad as Wonky Mcvaltrex!
Ratshit!Batshit! Dirty Old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Hurray! Lizardshit! FUCK!!-George Carlin
And that was the second time I got crabs...
HoHan with a bad case of the Louisianna Crabs after doing the tuna dive on Britney
Out on the Sunset Strip, Paris Hilton's crabs take on a life of their own
That's nothing compared with the case of the Clap Enid caught last year.
Paris's grandmother passed it on.
Hell that's nothing, you should have seen the one that SamRo was wearing the first time that she came up for air after munching on Lindsay.
Nasty! Wino's crabs have infested her crackhive!
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