Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Oh MY GOD Sylvia! Don't panic, but it's RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Hell, even that won't go away with antibiotics.
Coco Chanel channels Paris Hilton back in the day.
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Red Crab, for the seafood lover in you!
I am so not throwing up in Paris' toilet anymore.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How's the Dollhouse guy going to beat this?
Crabbie Patti!!!!
I'd hate to see the hat that Herpes has to wear...
Why I am a cancer....how ever did you know?
It's all fun and games until someone gets crabs.
Let this be a warning to never go to bed wearing a Mischa Barton headband while it's still wet.
What happens when Aubrey O'Day sits on Queen Elizabeth's head
And who said that you can only catch crabs in your cooch?!
Miss Alaska 1975 is...SARAH PALIN!
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Crab hat!
Before FDS Spray was invented, this was the only way that Ethel could cover up that embarrassing odor.
Wino's mutant crabs have finally taken over her crack hive.
Prudence soon learned that crotch crickets were not discriminate.
After passing by Paris Hilton at LAX, Martha realized she had contracted a case of the crabs.
Well, I certainly appreciate your concern Sylvia, but my husband ASSURES me that it is indeed head lice that he picked up on his business trip.
Don't laugh....like you haven't ran out of Aqua Net Extra Super Hold before.
Ah so that's the kind of Cancer condition Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has under her .99 cent store wig. Now I get it!
If you surf her turf you are guaranteed to get crabs.
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Dirty Harry
As their lovechild grew older, it became harder for Mrs. Paul and Gorton's Fisherman to deny the affair.
Sienna's vah- jay- jay is getting crowded.
paris hilton was posin for photogaphs even before she developed into a human form.
Fine, you caught me. Back in high school I slept with my geometry teacher and gave her a ‘pearl necklace’ and crabs.
She gave me a D… that bitch.
Something about this hat ain't kosher.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
After leaving Benji, Paris went through an "experimental" phase with women. It didn't last long, but Betty, her lover, would never forget her, or her new "hat".
Eat your heart out, Tracy Turnblad and John Trannyvolta. This is what a REAL Baltimore 'do looks like.
A Hot B more Bitch
I told her a tete-a-tete with Wino was a bad idea.
She ordered cameras to start rolling, mere minutes after performing oral sex on Paris Hilton.
Finally there's proof that Kim Zolciak and her wig are older than 30.
In a disturbing effort to increase ratings the Discovery Channel has combined 'Deadliest Catch' and 'Intervention.' Amy Winehouse will be used as live bait.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:20pm.
"German woman with an STD", circa 1942.
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Nice one.
As soon as she walked into the examining room, the doctor knew Ethel had crabs.
When asked how she was doing, Gladys replied- "Not too crabby."
Great Grandma Hilton.
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.” -Jack Handey
Why yes,yes I do love seafood. Why do you ask?
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I like my meat happy.
Jesus Herb! You never listen to a word I say! I said that it was raining and you needed to get me a CAB!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
After her latest rehab stint, Wino trades in her crack hive for crab hive.
Laugh nasty at http://readmaryread.wordpress.com
Lady, I said show me your head LIGHTS!
I MADE THE CRAB INTO A HAT. WE HUNG THE MONKEY FOR TREASON!
(Does anyone else remember this ridiculous SNL sketch with Adam Sandler and Tim Meadows?)
Laugh nasty at http://readmaryread.wordpress.com
What happened to SamRo after she went down on Lindsay.
"German woman with an STD", circa 1942.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Typhoid Mary is thanking the sweet Lord!
Lobster Bibs. Crab Hats. I see nothing wrong here.
Paris Hilton's mutant crotch crabs prepare for world domination by overtaking a member of the royal family
Homosapiens-1 Crustaceans-0
When Dina Lohan was Miss Baltimore Crabs!