Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Back in the old days it was considered proper etiquette to prominently display your crabs.
Wino's smiling because she still doesn't know that the new infestation of crabs have attacked her beehive...
A young GamGam provides further proof that the hilton's really are the queens of crabs
Paris Hilton's sexual adventures in England finally got out of hand.
A young GamGam provides further proof that the hilton's really are the queens of crabs
The First Annual "Wear Your STD as a Hat" Banquet was a great success! You should've seen Herpes!
Obviously Muriel was unwise to ignore MK's warning...
Yes, I am a scorpio. You must be a psychic!
Hey lady, your hat's broken.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Paris Hilton's mutant crabs have finally taken full control of her body.
is that wrong i'm excited?
DAMN TYPOS!!!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Pearls 'round the neck and crab on the head. Now SUPERMAN that ho.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Pearl's 'round the neack and crab on the head. Now SUPERMAN that ho.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
just a question : did she knows?
Even Wino's crackhive couldn't stand her anymore, so it sprouted some legs and crawled away.
Papparazzi wasn't the only thing Samantha Ronson got out of her clam digging with Lindsey
Making you wear a scarlet letter is one thing, but this is over the top!
finally a quick glimpse on what Amy is hiding under all her hair..... i thought it was drugs and now i'm disappointed. the girl is not that funny after all.
So, it's apprently been a Hilton family problem for several generations now.
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DIOR already did this w/a Lobster hat back in 2007.
the queen elizabeth is totally gonna stole that piece of art for her next birthday party!
The theme for that year's Kentucky Derby was "What gives you the racetrack itch?"
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Kim Zolciak from Atlanta Housewives other wig
A crab on her head and a starfish in her starfish!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
In preparation for "Hairspray 2," John Travolta airs out what hides beneath his toupee.
With a hat like that, you'll never find a nice boy to marry!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Paris Hilton's gynecologist
An early picture of a staffer from the campaign, "Paris Hilton for President"
She gave me head, I gave her crabs.
She's just happy it's not stuck to her woman-parts.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
NoAnjl!xxxxxooooo!
One way to dine and dash at Red Lobster.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Due to their horrific bowel movements, crabs make terrible pets.
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I'm Movie Star Tom Berenger goddamnit.
Hey douchette, you've got a crab on your head!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
RUN FOR COVER! Sienna's crabs have mutated and are taking over heads!
'Build a little birdhouse in your soul'
It's obvious from this picture that Mildred went deep-sea fishing in Paris Hilton's cooter.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
This picture makes me want to go "bonkers"
And that's when Pantene realized allowing Paris Hilton to create her own shampoo line wasn't such a hot idea.
Edna, Amy Wino's dyslexic cousin attempts at coolness failed miserably. No one told her it was "crack-head", not "crab-head."
I bought a hat like that, but it must have been a Chinese knock-off. When I cracked it open it was filled with pollock!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:24pm.
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How you doin'?
the DUDE! abides...
It was only a matter of time for SamRo's crabs to take over HoHo's brain.
Snappy the Crab had one of the worst cases of "Humans" the vet had ever seen.
"Darling, Christian's don't get crabs. So go put on your girdle and make your way back to school."
Now we know what lives in Wino's crackhive.
CrabHead Lady
Eated Ur Sole.
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Millicent's combination haberdashery and seafood bar did not go over well with the tourists.
Extreme Makeover Rejects: Where Are They Now?
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
after years of being outshone by their host, megan from rock of love's crabs are getting their own reality tv show.
I'm pretty sure that crab has Paris.
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