Friday, December 5th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
And this is why, my friends, you do not purchase Rogaine from Mexico! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
Crab sex can lead to humans in your pubes. - VanillaCupcake
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat." - randy1
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:28pm.
Mary regretted using this picture for her personal ad- all her responders were a bunch of chums!
Pretty funny yourself, chefcammi!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Paris Hilton sells wigs now?
After experimenting with different hair styles, the Crackie of Camden decided to stick with the ratted bee hive.
You can't blame Queen Elizabeth for wanting to come out of her shell
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Sara Palin tries to capitalize on her fifteen minutes of fame by introducing a line of Alaskan Fashion hats.
Paris Hilton's new line of hats, available at Kitson!
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"But HE pulled into my spot, so I had to kill him and his kids..."
The nice suit and string of pearls can't hide the fact that Courtney Love will always be nothing more than a walking STD.
Her skin looks nice. What does she use? Oil of OldBay?
Hello, welcome to Paris Hilton's Vagina. The next tour begins at 3 o'clock.
Hazmat raincoats are available in the giftshop located on the second floor of the outer labia. Please follow the yellow line and stay within the barricades, they are there for your protection... Srsly.
Ladies and gentlemen, seen underneath the world's best microscope: One of Amy Winehouse's pubic hairs.
@Deb..
GOOD ONE!
I like the Brain Cancer one too, whoever wrote that one!
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She's got no shame in her game.
Mary regretted using this picture for her personal ad- all her responders were a bunch of chums!
VOTE FOR MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!
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Hairmet crab
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Here's one of Memaw Lohan's lovers from her party days...You'd think people would've learned by now never to go down on a Bihan.
Submitted by jeff s on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:22pm.
let me guess - brain cancer?
hahaha nice!
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
"If this isn't the ugliest headwear ever I'll eat my hat!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Crab thinking: Damn, where's the pubic area at?
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
samantha ronson. another day, another stupid hat.
Jeez, for some reason my head is always so darn itchy!
It took 47 strangers, 14 family members, and 2 frenemies to convince WINO that Blaaaake had given her crabs.
I wonder if thongs irritate her oyster cracker?
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DUDE!DEB! HI ALL!
rather than spending money on a public service announcement: paris decided the hat was enough warning of what lay below the belt.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Instead of her normal crackhive, Wino goes with a crabhive.
let me guess - brain cancer?
The Hilton Family Album reveals a tradition carried on from mother to daughter, crabs.
Secretatti Crab
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
aautepminer
Wino's payback for having sex with Blaaaake. I bet she's feeling crabby in more than one place.
"Wino has a CRACK hive, you idiot!"
"Wait a minute! Is that crack falling out of your pants?!?!"
The medical trial to mix Rogaine with hair-implants goes on...
Who knew you could get crabs just from looking a Paris Hilton?
Good evening and welcome to Westminster Crabbey
On second thought, I'll have the shrimp.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This what Jackie O would look like if she would have been alive during the Sponge Bob Square Pants craze.
It was a small price for Doris to pay to be voted as Paris' new Best Friend.
And in the final episode of "My New BFF" Paris finally finds a girl whos crabs can keep up.
FINALLY we know why Brandon Davis is so greasy! He uses his mom's 'Gee Your Hair Smells Like Butter' shampoo and conditioner!
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Yea, I'd of chosen Octopussy too
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by randy1 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:11pm.
Star of the new Discovery channel show "Deadliest Hat."
DING! DING! Love it!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is it a surprise to ANYONE that Paris Hilton's vagina crabs began attacking innocent sluts?
Her nametag reads:
Hi, I'm Gladys. I have crabs
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
im a scorpio and i see you are a crab lets go make some fun on my waterbed
Her "Jackie-O my God there's a crab on your head!" costume was a hit on Halloween.
I’ve shown you my crab, now show me your conch.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Even Queen Elizabeth had an embarassing first gig.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
its bruce bitch...
Looks like we found Paris Hilton's new BFF!!!! (credit:Joel McHale)
Feeling a little crabby today?
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I've heard of King Crab...but Queen Crab?
Well, you can't put it on a leash, it don't have a neck
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Paris Hilton's Granmother - Dolores - at her coronation as "Crab Queen" 1932.